Some Days You Just Want To Disappear Between Your Lovers Cheeks And Just Forget The World.

Some days you just want to disappear between your lover’s cheeks and just forget the world.

I don’t get what’s so hard to understand, bud. I just swallowed him up and now he’s in my belly. That plain and simple. Only thing that’s unbelievable is how good this feels for me. You should try it sometime, though I have a feeling you’re gonna be on the giving end of this relationship if you keep objecting so much.

I love it when your meal shows off like this, as if to beg you to want them even more than you already do. I don’t know about you, but I don’t know how I could possibly need this man inside me than I feel already, but that’s not to say I won’t enjoy his little show in the meantime.

Train them like a predator, produce a predator. This isn’t too hard to understand, folks

Poor guy’s still squirming around in there, but we all understand at the end of the day there’s only one universal truth. A guy’s gotta eat when a guy’s gotta eat and even if that’s my friend in there I’ve gotta respect that.

Had a heavy breakfast🥵😈

Becoming a suburban dad meant that those crazy college days were long gone. It was time to grow up and put those wrong nights and endless appetites in the past. Or so you thought. I guess the beer you were drinking this afternoon had other ideas when it convinced you that shoving your neighbor head first up your ass in front of the whole block party. It wasn’t too late to let him back out to his wife and kids, but this awakened something within you. You never let a good meal out back in the heydays, why start now?