Fool I Have Been Waiting For Someone To Try This!

Fool I have been waiting for someone to try this!

Behold what my late husband left for me when he went off as a wizard to fight in the first war!

My army of constantly multiplying cats!

A great caw can be heard over head.

A letter flitters down

22/11/2022 Quebec to Dissolve

The Wizard Council votes to dissolve Quebec. News is being taken to the High Council to see if this brings war between the Wizards and non-magi as Canada is one of our allies.

Local peasant folk left in puzzlement after seeing a wizard and skeleton in a Tom and Jerry-esque chase throughout the city. City puts bans on "ridiculously large" hammers

New sub-types of wizards that specialize in different magics from mushrooms to bugs, what is next?

Skeleton blames Wizards for missing bone.

Skeletons found robbing graves causes increased officer presence and a curfew to be set for residents of the city.

Wizard finds spell that imbues milk with more calcium.

A skeleton and wizard found to be having a "rap off" or as a flee skeleton said "a battle of words and wit and mother's taking a hit."

Town folks question for skeletons; if they were human, do they still have their memories?

hello kindred farmer! i heard you seek information, may i interest you in the story of some of my skeletal battles?

Please! I love long tales. If you need it you may sleep here tonight. We have a fireplace for warmth and stew. I have a spare room for guests.

Ayo come gets y'all's juice

A great caw can be heard over head.

A letter flitters down

22/11/2022 Quebec to Dissolve

The Wizard Council votes to dissolve Quebec. News is being taken to the High Council to see if this brings war between the Wizards and non-magi as Canada is one of our allies.

Local peasant folk left in puzzlement after seeing a wizard and skeleton in a Tom and Jerry-esque chase throughout the city. City puts bans on "ridiculously large" hammers

New sub-types of wizards that specialize in different magics from mushrooms to bugs, what is next?

Skeleton blames Wizards for missing bone.

Skeletons found robbing graves causes increased officer presence and a curfew to be set for residents of the city.

Wizard finds spell that imbues milk with more calcium.

A skeleton and wizard found to be having a "rap off" or as a flee skeleton said "a battle of words and wit and mother's taking a hit."

Town folks question for skeletons; if they were human, do they still have their memories?

The rules for the skeleton war (unknown date; seemingly ancient: carved in stone)

GUIDELINES FOR

1: No doxxing, no bullying, no death threats. Such cowardly acts are UNBEFITTING OF THE SKELETON WAR

2: If a wizard casts a spell you must follow it. If they cast “turn undead” you must flee, unless you’re a heckin big boi. If a wizard casts “nuclear fire blast” then you’re dead. If a wizard casts the penis shrinking spell then YOU CAN LAUGH IN THEIR FACE BECAUSE SKELETONS DONT HAVE PENISES

3: If you blaze skeleton war post, link back to this original post with guidelines to OFFICIALLY DRAFT MORE SOULS INTO THE SKELETON WAR

why should I support the skeleton war?

Wouldn’t you rather see tumblr community nonsense instead of corporate brand pandering? Tumblr is one of the last true remnants of the old internet before everything became soulless algorithmic husks. Yeah its cringe sometimes, but its our cringe.

Hosting a social media website is not profitable, so thats why dev teams turn to advertisers, because our information and attention becomes their only product they can sell. If the community can invest in tumblr through blazed posts then we can get more frog elections and crabs and less fake friendly corporate bs.

its after halloween, isnt it a bit late for the sk-

THE SKELETON WAR IS UNBOUND BY YOUR MEAGER MORTAL REVELRIES

HOW DO I PARTICIPATE (AND NOT PARTICIPATE?)