Hello Kindred Farmer! I Heard You Seek Information, May I Interest You In The Story Of Some Of My Skeletal

hello kindred farmer! i heard you seek information, may i interest you in the story of some of my skeletal battles?

Please! I love long tales. If you need it you may sleep here tonight. We have a fireplace for warmth and stew. I have a spare room for guests.

I am worried for these three...

Sorry for no skeleton war updates much like a Wattpad writer a lot happened in a little time just not directly to me. Updates will resume as normal tomorrow.

A caw can be heard over head.

24/11/2022 Turkey day.

Seemingly both skeletons and wizards alike celebrate turkey day as well as it has been a slow day.

Wizard implies skeletons are dead wizards, if true does this mean this is a civil war?

More and more skeletons looking less and less human. Skeleton species and what you need to know about them.

Happy turkey day and have some gravy

A crow caws over head.

23/11/2022 "Nude" skeletons

Wizard makes actual quicksand that portal to the "shadow realm". Is it a potential weapon against the skeletons?

Skeletons start tasteful "nude" propaganda photos featuring wizard hats to incentivize their troops to steal wizard hats.

Wizard throws dozens of eggs at a skeleton. These seem to be the ones missing from the market.

The High Council assures citizens of Maialka that we will not be joining the war yet, as Canada's memory of Quebec's existence has been wiped.

Non-magi wonder if skeletons or wizards are the bigger threat, though neither side has killed as many as the current plague.