Whatsmyisyours - Stargazer

Sorry for no skeleton war updates much like a Wattpad writer a lot happened in a little time just not directly to me. Updates will resume as normal tomorrow.

A crow caws over head.

23/11/2022 "Nude" skeletons

Wizard makes actual quicksand that portal to the "shadow realm". Is it a potential weapon against the skeletons?

Skeletons start tasteful "nude" propaganda photos featuring wizard hats to incentivize their troops to steal wizard hats.

Wizard throws dozens of eggs at a skeleton. These seem to be the ones missing from the market.

The High Council assures citizens of Maialka that we will not be joining the war yet, as Canada's memory of Quebec's existence has been wiped.

Non-magi wonder if skeletons or wizards are the bigger threat, though neither side has killed as many as the current plague.

Trans Visibility Day activities

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Hello there great historian! I am but a humble wizard with a few of my favorite spells to share with you. I am fond of banjo wizard and wizard jam, as they turn the horrid dooting of skeletons into a lovely tune. I also enjoy using summon bear and wizard horse in battle. There seems to be no better ally than our furry furious friends. Continue with your great work farmer historian, and i wish you well!

Thank you for dropping in even if not to share news with me of the war that rages on outside. I am hopeful that much of this will come to a peaceful end one way or another, so few merchants come by with stories or wares and provisions that I find myself in need of a few things. But with that I wish you a good and safe day. Here is some dried salted meat for you, hope it's not oversalted.

Greetings! If you haven’t heard, the Wizard Council has voted to dissolve Quebec. This will certainly leave countless innocents dead. A tragedy.

As you cannot afford spaghetti, I have acquired quite a lot of it for you. *miniature skeletal warriors carry in a bit too much spaghetti*

Thank you for your service in recording an unbiased history of the war.

Best regards,

A vaguely humanoid skeleton in a weird-looking cape

It is a shame to hear what is happening to Quebec. My father's family was from there, may my gran-gran rest in peace. And thank you for the spaghetti. I shall use it sparingly. Which milk would you like chocolate or strawberry?