Whatsmyisyours - Stargazer

I am not a wizard nor am I a skeleton (yet). What I am is a humble peasant farmer, but what I seek is to record the wizard and skeleton war of 2022 for the generation after us. Many will oppose this action. No one will stop it. Daily updates on the war will begin tomorrow and I will start forming a timeline to be posted after it has ended. Both sides are welcome to bring information, but not weapons to my home. (Milk for skeletons, soup for wizards (I am not rich enough for spaghetti))

Greetings! If you haven’t heard, the Wizard Council has voted to dissolve Quebec. This will certainly leave countless innocents dead. A tragedy.

As you cannot afford spaghetti, I have acquired quite a lot of it for you. *miniature skeletal warriors carry in a bit too much spaghetti*

Thank you for your service in recording an unbiased history of the war.

Best regards,

A vaguely humanoid skeleton in a weird-looking cape

It is a shame to hear what is happening to Quebec. My father's family was from there, may my gran-gran rest in peace. And thank you for the spaghetti. I shall use it sparingly. Which milk would you like chocolate or strawberry?

A caw can be heard over head.

24/11/2022 Turkey day.

Seemingly both skeletons and wizards alike celebrate turkey day as well as it has been a slow day.

Wizard implies skeletons are dead wizards, if true does this mean this is a civil war?

More and more skeletons looking less and less human. Skeleton species and what you need to know about them.

Happy turkey day and have some gravy

A great caw can be heard over head.

A letter flitters down

11/21/2022 The First News Letter

Wizard Wonderwyrm turns to rubber to defend against attacks

A skeleton and wizard fight, this turns into a game of tennis with a skeleton head for the wiffle ball, the head's feelings are unknown about this development.

Wizard council approved blunt force with magical staffs as a "spell", local non-magi question whether or not the council knows the meaning of the term spells.

Wizard gets outsmarted by a skeleton who left an explosive skeleton head in a gift wrapped box

Peasants question what the "Wizard Council" is. Some feel unsafe knowing these folk may be working in high positions of power such as tax collector and other government positions.

The peasants of the kingdom ask; what set off this war, how long has it been fought, and when we might see an end.

The Academia and the High Council fight over whether or not archeology digs for information on the war should be legal or if it goes against the laws of the kingdom.

Ayo!!!!

by Joyoustar

Hornet asks to meet with the White Lady. The topic? The vessels come up into Hallownest.

Words: 1135, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Hollow Knight (Video Games)

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Characters: Hornet (Hollow Knight), White Lady (Hollow Knight), Dryya (Hollow Knight)

Relationships: Hornet & White Lady (Hollow knight)

Additional Tags: Angst, Mentioned Hollow Knight - Freeform, Mentioned Vessels, Hornet has feelings damn y'all, Hornet angry, The Pale King Being an Asshole (Hollow Knight), not directly tho, just mentioned, White Lady got lied to y'all, Canon Compliant, ish, we don’t really know, tea time, Both literal and figuritve, Not Beta Read, Not beta read we die like Tiso, White Lady just wanted a kid, Dryya is here, Dryya brought snacks, Hurt, Hurt No Comfort, pre-game, One-Shot, Short, Hollow knight brain rot, Wrote at like 3 am