YeaI Immediately Opened Procreate After Reading That Last One

Yea…I immediately opened Procreate after reading that last one

Spankoffski Bros Headcannons

They live in a pretty small apartment, I can see the layout in my head. 2 bedrooms 1 bathroom. It smells like a mix of grandma and Ted’s axe body spray

Their bedrooms are right across the hall from each other

Either a)their parents died under suspicious circumstances, b)had a huge messy divorce with lots of fighting over custody of Pete to the point where Pete just said fuck em and moved in with his brother or c)their parents wanted to move out of Hatchetfield but Peter refused to leave his friends and Ted offered to take him in for his senior year

They get take out at least once a week

Ted will always text Peter if he plans to spend the night somewhere else and tells their neighbors to check in on him

Ted taught Peter how to shave

Every time Peter won a science fair, despite teasing him endlessly, Ted would always take a picture and put it in his wallet (he now has a wallet with one of those photo holders that flips out)

They secretly watch trashy reality TV together on Sundays and yell at the screen the whole time

Every time Steph calls Pete, Ted will start making make out noises in the background to embarrass him

Peter and Richie met because Ted and Paul brought them to bring your kid to work day at CCRP

They come up with intricate and convoluted ways to slyly flip each other off (ie. scratching their nose with their middle finger, popping all of their knuckles but one, etc.)

Peter gave Ted an “I ❤️ hot moms” shirt for Christmas one year

Guys you don’t understand, they’re literally the epitome of the “He asked for no pickles” meme.

I am only one mans girl, Max, and his name is Jesus Christ.

Welp guess I’m using Tumblr again after wiping my entire fandom account in 2016.

Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust.

Song - The Ballad of Jane Doe from Ride The Cyclone: The Musical.

(Animated version with the song available in a separate post- Tumblr doesn’t allow you to add videos into reblogs apparently)