HH800: Poison Is A Magic Transmutation Potion That Turns People Into Corpses.

HH800: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.

Fanon!hiccup: This knife is actually a magic wand.

Adhd!hiccup: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel.

Helena: *cocks gun* Magic missile.

Canon!hiccup: What the fuck is wrong with you people.

Canon!hiccup: If Fanon and I were drowning, who would you save?

Adhd!hiccup: You two can’t swim?

Fanon!hiccup: It’s a hypothetical question, Adhd! who would you save?

Adhd!hiccup: my time and effort.

Someone:you saved me! I owe you my life.

HH800:No thanks, I’ve seen it..I’m not very impressed.

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Adhd!hiccup: being bilingual means you can threaten a bitch in another language and they won’t know you will kill them in their sleep.[slurps strawberry milk]

Canon!hiccup: I’m sorry- what?!

Boom, busting through the front door: LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHITS

Movie: :(

Boom: Except for you, Wachowski. You’re an angel and everyone wants you here.

Movie: :D

Canon! Hiccup!: [ slams door open while grabbing a new version by hand] LISTEN MOTHER FUCKERS!!

Every version: [look at him with surprise]

Canon!hiccup: You better start explaining to me WHY The Fuck none of you told me this whore is the one who brought you here??!!

Parasite!hiccup: sup, missed me?

Adhd!hiccup: we wanted to, we just didn’t know how you’d feel about it

Fanon!hiccup:..yeaaah..besides we hate him so we didn’t bother to.

Canon!hiccup: and you just left me by…just Speculating???

Helena:yeah hun, it was fun for a while

Canon!hiccup: the fuck is wrong with All Of You??

Adhd!hiccup: everything my man.

Canon!hiccup: [walking away and yelling in the distance] I’M DONE WITH EVERY FUCKING PERSON HERE IN THIS HOUSEHOLD!

Movie!eggman somehow manages to mistake Classic for Movie and kidnaps him. The Regret is instantaneous and Classic is back with the other Sonics before they even have time to realise he went missing

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Jimbotnik was not expecting the Gremlin™️