HH800: Poison Is A Magic Transmutation Potion That Turns People Into Corpses.

HH800: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.

Fanon!hiccup: This knife is actually a magic wand.

Adhd!hiccup: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel.

Helena: *cocks gun* Magic missile.

Canon!hiccup: What the fuck is wrong with you people.

Tom adopts all the sonics regardless of how old they are. Tom: How old are you guys? Boom, Modern and Classic: Well-- Tom: No you know what? Forget it, im adopting all of you.

Maddie: “Tom, I think...I think this enough.”

Tom, trying and failing to hold all of them: “But they need homes, Maddie. Please.”

I just thought of the blue devils meeting the ugly sonic (the one in chip ‘n dale: rescue rangers ) and all of them are uncomfortable af.

Wachowski is confused but still welcoming for him. But ugly sonic seemed mad at wachowski for some reason (we all know why) .

Scarfz holds wachowski close to him and tells Ugly that the kid has nothing to do with whatever he is mad about, Bucks is holding BB (Bowling Ball) from spin dashing Ugly to oblivion.

Then Ugly says something insensitive to ‘Ski and they all lose it.

Wachowski doesn’t know how to react but he is emotionally unstable so he is flashing electricity, Scarfz is at Ugly’s Throat and telling him that Ski is just a KID FFS and he is not responsible for ugly’s failure, and Buck already Let BB go at this point.

I would have made a one shot but I don’t think i can do it rn so I will let a lil’ imagine for now so whoever wants to use.

Ik i can just type it or copy paste it but I just wanna point out, this generator came bringing qoutes that works for the characters and— that’s one of them.

Weird Aunt finds out about the birthday thing and immediately gets him gems(that aren’t stolen for once) for his never-had-a-birthday-party-before party and everybody who’s known her is instantly suspicious of where they came from. Weird Uncle Shads is over here getting him a nerf gun b/c this child isn’t ready for a BB gun.

JSJDKKA weird aunt and uncle with even weirder presents and gifts.

I love it 10/10

Adhd!hiccup: What’s a word that’s a mix between ‘sad’ and ‘mad’ ?

HH800: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated—

Fanon!hiccup: Smad.