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This is pure genius
Another humble offering from me in the form of this animatic meme \(★ω★)/
Look, I know elves are intellectually superior to humans but what if they're bad at human maths? (・`ω´・)
Also I remembered this post from Quil who has the same idea that elves are useless at maths ヽ(>∀<☆)
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I regret my life decisions tonight
On Wednesdays we torture innocent teens
Gethen is literally Gretchen Weiners from Mean Girls.
Gisela is Regina for sure and that would just leave
Fintan as Karen. 😂
Why do I see it though? I might make art of this and post it
why waste time getting into fitz vs keefe debates when instead you can just sit there staring at the wall rotating fintan around in your head like a human microwave
Keepblr and Fintan
The problem with always thinking there's no reason to worry is that you let down your guard very easily...
you sure he's not reading?
I've been a little concerned about the security of my office lately, since I have a lot of documents in there that contain sensitive information that I don't want shared. I'm so glad I have a kind and trustworthy friend like Lord Pyren who can help me out. He's examining my office for security issues at this very moment.
Fintan: What, do you not like fires in your school, Marella?
Marella: No comment… honestly, no comment… no comment.
Linh: Yeah, don’t do that in school.
Fintan: THIS IS HOW WE FIX HOUSES, MARELLA!
Fintan: We set ‘em on fire. >:3
@fintan-pyren how are things in the ice prison I think the hunger games simulator might be stalking you
Small facts about the Neverseen
they're super underrated guys
Alvar has "crazy theories" on Mr. Forkles Identities
These guys are super insane and hate eachother
Fintan made Keefe do his laundry
Alvar supervised this
Trix isn't a "huge fan" of Alvar
Ruy is a heavy snorer
Alvar and Ruy are heavy sleepers (which made them "perfect victims" for pranks)
Umber likes the fact the elven/human hand has so many bones, makes it easier for her to torture someone.
Trix hates trolls (umbers death) and would've quit if the Neverseen allianced with Empress Pernille
Some dwarves work for the Neverseen (not enough to make decent amount of food tho)
what if
Fintan make all the special new recruits do his laundry as a "test of Faith" and judges them based on how well they do
I'm a genius
With the whole Long vs Short hair for Fintan I randomly though maybe since hes a powerful and old pyrokintic the ends of his hair are actually fire and he can lengthen them or short as he pleases
My hcs for the Neverseen
•Trix and Umber have beef with Alvar (pettiest stuff ever)
•Glimmer and Ruy are forced into this beef
•Vespera is borderline friendly with Ruy (not much but its the thought that counts) since she deep inside (subconsiously atp) she doesnt want him to feel the way she did all those years ago
•Fintan recruited Alvar
•Gisela was a messy farm girl before her evil girl arc
•Ruy tried to be as fancy as possible to show everyone that he didn't need to from nobility to be worthy before being expelled
•Alvar and Ruy were friends before Ruy got Expelled
one thing abt Keeper that I'm shocked no one rlly talks about is how the Keeper crew and the neverseen main members low-key parallel eachother in different ways,
Like Tam & Linh w/ Ruy. All of them traumatized and hurt from the treatment of Exilium and Elvin Society. The humiliation forming a hard defense that comes when they feel stinging again.
Maruca & Alvar are both motivated by family whether it be love or hatred. Both want to valued more, Maruca wanting to help more, knowing the hurt her family went through & Alvar wanting to destroy more after learning what his family has done.
Brant and Fitz and their unfiltered rage whenever someone hurts someone they love, its blinding. But it comes from the desire to help others, to find a answer thats been prolonged. They both hold this but one manages it and one basks in it.
Biana and Giesla, strong hardworking beautiful, yet majority of their lives were spent overshadowed by the men in their lives. Biana fought to be seen while Gisela stood down to downplayed. being underestimated was a constant for both of them.
Sophie and Trix being torn by the people they love, wanting to let out the frustrations, Their power is what makes people fear them and is prevents most from seeing whats underneath. People not only restrict their power but also their emotions causing them to slowly spiral into insanity and stress.
Fintan and Keefe are both desperate for something to fill the gaping hole in them, Fintan insane from the voices begging him for just one little spark while Keefe is begging for a voice, to guide him to assure him it'll be alright
ill add more later but for now this is good
edit- Y'all can talk you aren't on mute
KOTLC Favorite ice creams flavors!
Sophie-Rocky Road, I feel like Sophie was a sucker for chocolate and Rocky Road gives me Mallowmelt vibes, with it having marshmellows.
Fitz-Mint Chip, I think he'd like the fresh minty flavor and would hunt for the choclate chips like pirates digging for treasure with Biana (and Alvar before shit went down)
Keefe- Cookie's n Cream, seems like a guy with a huge sweet tooth
Biana- Green Tea, I feel like she'd want a nice calm earthy flavor to soothe her after all the shit going on
Tam- Chocolate, I feel like he'd have a basic ice cream flavor since it doesn't really matter that much too him.
Linh - Salted Caramel, especially sea salt, This girl also has a massive sweet tooth and indulges on any sweet food since that was her and Tam had least access to in Exilllium.
Marella- Mango Sorbet/Ice cream I feel like she'd like Sorbet more honestly but for the sake of the title, Ice cream. Its fruity, tropical and sunny, all stuff Marella would seem into (I was tempted to put Vanilla Ice cream for her but decided thats too basic for her.)
Maruca- Butter Pecan, she seems like a girl who'd like nuts (Pun unintended) Especially Pecans. I also imagine her family served something like Pecan Pie at holidays and had a secret family recipe of theirs.
Mr. Forkle...-dirt
Umber- Toffee, likes sweet syrupy tastes like Toffee,. No need for spoons since she has shadowflux! She also likes to let it melt a little so she can drink it like a soup.
Trix- Pumpkin pie, Im getting lazy atp so yeah. (wrote this after the rest of them but wanted umber and trix to be next to eachother)
Fintan- Vanilla, if his fossilized ass is even aware of icecream, this dude is every bit basic and if he does know about icecream, he probably has nostalgia of collecting snow and shredding fruits on it from the 3rd century
Gisela- Coffee, she wouldn't have much of a sweet tooth in my mind honestly
Alvar- Pistachio, preferably with chocolate chips. Much like Fitz...Erm he judges people and shops on how good their Pistachio Ice cream is since he a connoisseur on this flavor. Will down a whole tub of this actually.
Ruy- Strawberry, he's not much into icecream so anything will do but he does a small preference for Strawberry since its nice and refreshing adn he likes fruits with a tang.
(This hurt my fingers)
Dude I just had the most batshit dream where at Neverseen of Everblaze's extra end story, Alvar was going mentally insane and the keeper krew were actually being so loud and annoying that Alvar ended up beating the shit out of Keefe and Biana, and a circus pulled up to congratulate Alvar on how well he beat keefe and Biana up. Also Fintan was there making smores for everyone and the gang was chill about his presence which confused me so much
That feeling when you actually get an accurate drawing of what the character looks like in your head according to your personal interpretations is heavenly
Bronte and Fintan forever
(Don't judge me, I got too lazy to add details)
@kale-of-the-forbidden-cities there I did it