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I have caused the SCP foundation despair

Japanese

"Is it some sort of sentient being, from... some sort of fictional world, or- No, it's singing in Japanese, so it's most likely not a part of one of those. It's doing something that can't be explained by science"

Apparently singing in Japanese is not something that can be explained by science

I broke a guard's nose, put pancakes on all the bald people's heads, threw cheese at half the anomalies and stole like 50 bricks from various walls

I have caused the SCP foundation despair

oh my god that's amazing

Vetalamierda

@gunk404 ! DO IT YOU WIZaRD FUCK!

i'm making a brand new, unbearable wizard quiz

I'VE PIssED OFF THE DOOT DOOT!

THEY aRE aFTER ME!

someone please fucking help me! Youtube Music will NOT stop playing animal cannibal! I try skipping and it's just animal cannibal by someone else uploading it!

I'm not an animal cannibal! D,:< I have dignity! I eat at the table!

@the-arcade-doctor bro I literally just reblogged your post to add my own dumb thing to it wtf do you mean you liked it the second RIGHT after?!

for the sake of @rabbitkissertadc589

here they are

the birds

can't be bothered with names. the files are named though so good luck

Doogle the donkey is the perfect plush friend

look at him

FUCK YEaH! But also nooooooo :( I wanted to meet the funny radio man :( and tip the ferryman!

is there a cozy spot for asexuals down in hell?

(I am aroace before anyone who sees this ask decides to rag on me, still going anon for my safety tho ♥︎)

Actually, asexuals can't go to hell. No idea why, but an asexual could burn down an orphanage and they still wouldn't show up here.

Saw an anomaly...

"In the strange anomaly of my existence, feelings with me had never been of the heart, and my passions always were of the mind."

Edgar Allan Poe, Berenice

DERELICTメガタワー from death's dynamic shroud

💲🐒 вΔ℃к 丅ｏ 𝔱Ħ€ 𝓑𝐀𝕊ᗴ𝐦ε几𝔱 ♧☝

𝘔𝘪𝘨𝘶𝘦𝘭 𝘰'𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘢 𝘹 𝘧𝘦𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘺 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳

𝘈𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘪𝘥𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘪𝘯𝘷𝘰𝘭𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯, 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘕𝘶𝘦𝘷𝘢 𝘠𝘰𝘳𝘬, 𝘩𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘰𝘤𝘪𝘦𝘵𝘺. 𝘚𝘩𝘦 𝘪𝘴 captured 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘯 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘵𝘰 𝘏𝘘 𝘣𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳, 𝘔𝘪𝘨𝘶𝘦𝘭 𝘖'𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘢 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘥𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘴 𝘴𝘩𝘦'𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘢 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘴 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘩𝘪𝘮𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧.

Warnings: ASTV spoilers, smut, cursing

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You’ve been trapped at the the spider society HQ for quite a bit of time now, well maybe not so much trapped as you’ve been given a nice room and all the amenities you could dream of.

It’s confusing, you’ve seen other anomaly’s locked up and sent back by an odd looking machine. But not you. As of now you’ve been following Miguel around, as he so clearly instructed, or maybe more like demanded.

“Miguel..” you stretch out his name “when can I go home?” You mumble as you trail behind him per usual, right now you’re on the way to his office. “You aren’t getting home anytime soon.” He says coldly. You roll your eyes, knowing you don’t usually win these conversations.

You enter his office, and of course it’s huge. It basically takes up this entire floor. You walk over to his desk, sitting atop it as you gaze around the room. He slowly walks over to you, towering over as he stands. “Jus’ wanna get back..” you sigh out. He grunts.

He clenches his teeth in annoyance, he really doesn’t like these conversations. Maybe it’s because he likes having you around, likes looking at your gorgeous body as you stroll around the office as though you own it. Maybe he likes the way you bite your cheek when your trying to focus on something, But no, it’s just that your an anomaly..he can’t let you go..it’s dangerous. At least that’s what he’s been telling himself for the last week.

“Cariño, I’m not letting you go anywhere.” You eye him suspiciously at the name, not knowing what it means. “Fine..at least give me something to do.” You say stubbornly “you know I can’t do that either.” He says sternly.

You look up at him, biting the inside of your cheek in thought. And that brings something out in him, something that he normally hides very well. In a second he’s wrapping his hands around you waist and squeezing tightly. “Mierda, you know I hate it when you do that.”

You let out a gasp in surprise as he trails his hands up and down softly. Although you’re surprised, you don’t stop him for a second. Yeah sure you’ve had thoughts about him, little glances his way, but you never thought something would actually come of it, until now.

He pulls you closer by the waist and glances down to your lips before connecting them, he kisses you harshly, fighting for control. You wrap your arms around him, securing yourself into him. Slowly he pulls away, moving down to your neck leaving sloppy kisses and a few hickeys all the way down until he reaches the top of your dress. He kisses along before he moves back and looks to you. He slowly reaches for the hem of your dress, pulling it up to rest on your waist.

He moves his hands down to your panties, playing with the top and carefully sliding it down, letting them fall to the floor. He traces along your clit, teasing. You let out a quiet whine as he continues to tease. “I know hermosa, yo se..” he says with a chuckle as he finally begins to rub your clit slowly and delicately.

He moves away and brings his fingers up to your mouth. “Open.” He demands, you listen, opening up and sucking on his fingers softly. He gives you a arrogant smile. “So fucking obedient for me.” He says in a raspy tone. He brings his fingers back down to your throbbing core. He slowly slides them in, looking right into your eyes as he enters. He chuckles and begins to pump them in and out of you, taking it slow at first and then unexpectedly speeding up only to come to a complete stop.

“Please Miguel..” you whine out as he picks up the speed once again. And this time he doesn’t stop, hitting your g-spot over and over again, every time feeling better then the last. “You like that sweetheart?” He asks arrogantly “hm..?Answer me.” He says harshly, stopping his movement completely, waiting for you to respond. “Yes..yes.” You moan out breathlessly. “That’s what I fucking thought.” He says with a cold look, once again pumping his fingers mercilessly.

He whispers praises into your ear softly, kissing along your neck and brushing your hair out of your face. You feel yourself nearing your climax and you squirm under his touch. He shushes you and continues pumping, possibly even going faster. “I’m so close..” you moan out as he starts to rub your clit with his free hand “Fuck, cum for me cariño.” He urges as he rubs your pulsating clit, sending you over the edge. You let go and he guides you through it, continuing to fuck you with his fingers until you legs stop shaking.

He pulls his fingers out slowly and brings them up to your lips, you open your mouth for him once again and he places them inside. He lets you suck his fingers for a second before pulling them out and wrapping his arms around you waist. You lay against him as he holds you. “You did so good.” He praises “but next time I’m gonna fucking breed you.” He whispers into your ear.

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Hey guys, guess what! I’m going to have a table at a convention coming up at anomaly con selling these! 

so Junpei has access to Mahito/Yahito's technique? This brings out so many possibilities...

𝕐𝕖𝕒𝕙… 𝕓𝕦𝕥 𝕒𝕝𝕤𝕠 𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥 𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕡𝕝𝕚𝕔𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟𝕤. 𝕀'𝕞 𝕘𝕝𝕒𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝔸𝕥𝕤𝕦𝕙𝕒 𝕨𝕠𝕟'𝕥 𝕤𝕦𝕗𝕗𝕖𝕣 𝕒𝕟𝕪 𝕖𝕗𝕗𝕖𝕔𝕥𝕤, 𝕓𝕦𝕥 𝕛𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕗𝕒𝕔𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕀 𝕙𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕙𝕠𝕝𝕕 𝕠𝕗 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕜𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕖𝕕 𝕞𝕖…

You won't end up like Mahito! There's no chance this would happen!

𝔹𝕦𝕥 𝔸𝕥𝕤𝕦𝕙𝕒, 𝕚𝕗 𝕠𝕟𝕖 𝕕𝕒𝕪 𝕀 𝕙𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕥𝕠 𝕦𝕤𝕖 𝕚𝕥 𝕠𝕟 𝕒𝕟𝕪𝕠𝕟𝕖 𝕖𝕝𝕤𝕖 𝕓𝕦𝕥 𝕞-

You won't!

𝕎-𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕚𝕗 𝕀 𝕒𝕔𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕪 𝕕𝕖𝕗𝕖𝕒𝕥 𝕐𝕒𝕙𝕚𝕥𝕠 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕖𝕟𝕕 𝕦-

YOU WON'T!

𝕀 𝕕𝕠𝕟'𝕥- 𝕀 𝕕𝕠𝕟'𝕥 𝕨𝕒𝕟𝕥 𝕥𝕠 𝕓𝕖𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕒 𝕔𝕦-

YOU WON'T!

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