Anti Caleo - Tumblr Posts
PJO Meme Dump (1 of ??)
DISCLAIMER: These memes merely reflect my opinions. I don't intend to spread hate or personally attack any fans, or even Riordan.
Nico before the cupid encounter:
(Crappy attempt at dark humour...)
about Rick...
๐๐ค๐ข๐ ๐๐๐ง๐๐ฎ ๐๐๐ฃ๐จ/๐จ๐ฉ๐๐ฃ๐ ๐ฌ๐๐๐ฃ ๐ฉ๐๐๐ฎ ๐ง๐๐๐ก๐๐จ๐ ๐ฃ๐ค๐ฉ ๐๐ซ๐๐ง๐ฎ ๐ฅ๐๐๐๐ ๐ค๐ ๐ก๐๐ฉ๐๐ง๐๐ฉ๐ช๐ง๐ ๐ฌ๐๐ก๐ก ๐๐๐ซ๐ ๐๐๐ง๐๐ฎ ๐๐ฃ ๐๐ฉ:
(No offense, but the whole "ThiS bOoK DoeSnT HavE PerCY In it!! " crowd is a bit too much to take... )
This one too:
LEOOOO YOU DESERVE BETTER PLEASE
leo to calypso
yall im being fr, like bcuz of this ship i cant even continue trials of apollo, ricky why would you do this (they piss me off THAT much)
someone get CaLeo off my dashboard ong
Friendly reminder that Blitzstone isnโt canon but Caleo is.
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chat if your hating on caleo do NOT main tag it use "ANTI CALEO" and "CALEO HATE" and stuff like that because I'm tryna see POSITIVE caleo stuff and I don't need to see all your hate! thank you!
Some opinions on PJO/HOO!
. First and foremost, The Lost Hero is a great fucking book! Y'all just don't like it cause Percy's not in it.
. Also Percy shouldn't have been one of the main characters, neither should Annabeth! The other two should've been Nico and Reyna! Who should've gone down to Tartarus? Leo and Piper! There could've been a lot more depth to Leo's powers and Leo's and Pipers relationship could've been a hell of a lot more expanded on! Platonically, of course.
. I hate people who say "Piper was so useless!" None of it could've happened without her bitch! Leo and Jason would've killed each other at Medeas place! This woman put Gaea back to fucking sleep I don't wanna hear it!
. Hazel isn't 'uwu' 'couldn't hurt a fly' SHE KILLED A GIANT BY HERSELF AT 13 AND CURSED OUT NUNS!! SHUT UP!!!
. SAME WITH FRANK!!! HE'S NOT ALL INNOCENT EITHER!! HE'S A DAM PRAETER FOR A FUCKING REASON!!! Also so many people are like "Leo insults him so much!!" Honey they insult each other! They argued!! Arguing goes BOTH WAYS!! Also character development happens people!! They got better!! Stop it!!
. I've only seen like 1 or 2 people say this but Lester is NOT a P3do! "He's 4000+ years old-" yeah in a 17 year olds body. He has actual hormones and Mortal shit now, having a small crush on Reyna does not make him a fucking p3do!! You wanna talk about a real p3do let's talk about Luke!! Or how Poseidon got Sally pregnant at 19???
. Adding to that yes Calyso is a p3do!! It's not the same as Lester!! Lester was thrown right into this teenage body, as a Mortal, he didn't have any experience with knowing how to do ANYTHING Mortal!! Calypso had thousands of years of maturing!! She's physically 15 but mentally she's like 10,000+!! Even if you skip that part, Caleo is still toxic! They fight all the fucking time!! If you think that's healthy, you've been brainwashed by the herteronormative agenda!!
. All the Gods are shit except Hestia, Apollo, Artemis and Hades!
. Leo is the main main character period!! Gaea went after him at 8 because he was destined to destroy her and she knew that!! Hera herself babysat him to train him for it!! If that's not main character energy, idk what is!!
. Jason isn't boring!! There are many times he made snarky comments or jokes that were actually funny!! And even if he didn't how would you feel if you forgot everything from the start?! I would be boring too!! (Also he's autistic.)
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I'll add more later if I think of any but here.
did you miss the where she hates him at the start part and the part where she keeps hating him?
I feel like the Calypso and Leo ship deserves more attention. Just reread those four chapters, it's ADORABLE.
She immediatly hates him, so the raft doesn't come. As they warm up, he says he'll come back for her, no matter the cost. The raft comes to shore because no one's ever tried to come back for her in all her life. I mean COME ON that's just beautiful.
*points, screams*
it's a crappy perleo fanfic where annabeth dies because i hate it when they go "yeah ngl we just drifted apart" and i just wrote it on a whim and it's not finished and it might never be and also i hate caleo, mixed feelings on percabeth!!!
*runs away*
pjo takes that would have gottten me crucifed in 2014
okay, some of these probably aren't so bad but idk
rachel isn't that bad of a character. You guys just hated her because she "got in the way of percabeth
Octavian isn't that bad of a character. He was just really poorly written. If Rick gave him a sob story you guys would be falling at his knees.
Caleo sucks ass. The age gap is just rlly weird (not in a good way)