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It's batman day yall

Art Credit to Tirso Cons

This is exactly how it got me. I will go in debt about it soon, but just know this is me during this whole thing

Tim is bored waiting for Bruce to arrive

I really don't know why, but the amount of serotonin I get when I see the batkids being hey! that's my dad towards Bruce is off the charts

As Bruce grows older into his 50's or 60's the paparazzi and people crowding him becomes less and he thinks that people have finally decided that Bruce is too old to be attractive or mainstream and he's actually super fine with it and makes jokes( more like sarcastic remarks) about it. But in reality they've grown more freaky cause instead of looking wrinkly and a sappy old man the level of cunt he serves grows everyday,he doesn't look like a snack he looks like a buffet, 13 year olds are using his pics as the cover pages of their mafia wattpad stories, he looks majestic, absolute dilf, we don't talk about the amount of tags he's birthed just by ageing on ao3, and hes still an absolute UNIT, the reason he's not heard about it yet cause the batkids are blocking the shit OUT with all of their will and strength cause it doesn't matter if all of them are full grown adults they're still all like-THATSMYDADGETAWAYFROMHIMHEDOESN'THAVETIMEFORYOUHESBUSYBEINGOURDAD

Ok let's imagine that Terry born when Bruce was still young and was actually made in a lab, like Conner from young justice k?

Now

I want the jl to find Terry like how they found superboy, and then everyone expects batman to be angry and cold to the boy (like how Superman was in the start) but then everyone is suprised when the bat actually takes him in

Oh also in this fic the jl don't know who batman is yet :)

+plus points if Conner actually finds out about it

do you see the vision?