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Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #9
MC: What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
Belphie: If you say "addict-ionary" I swear I will cut you.
MC: I was actually going to say "high definition", but your answer's much better.
Belphie: ...
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #16
Belphie: I’m doing my best.
MC: You’re not doing anything.
Belphie: Yes, that’s what I’m best at.
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #40
*after Lesson 16*
MC: I trusted you!
Belphie: Why?
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #45
MC, admiring a sleeping Belphie: You’re so cute.
Belphie, sleepily: I could beat your ass.
MC, lovingly: I know.
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #57
Belphie: I'm not a morning person. I'm barely even a person.
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #60
MC: We’re having a moment, aren’t we?
Belphie: If by 'a moment' you mean me not wanting to strangle you for the first time since we met, then I guess we are.