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Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #40
*after Lesson 16*
MC: I trusted you!
Belphie: Why?
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #43
Asmo: If I see a bug, I simply leave the room elegantly and require someone else do something about it.
Asmo: If no one fulfills my wish, I simply never go back in there.
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #44
*MC first arriving in the Devildom*
MC: Okay, quick question. How petty am I allowed to be?
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #45
MC, admiring a sleeping Belphie: You’re so cute.
Belphie, sleepily: I could beat your ass.
MC, lovingly: I know.
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #46
Mammon: Lucifer, I screwed up, big time.
Lucifer: Mammon, given your daily life experiences, you’re gonna have to be more specific.
Belphie: That’s not a burger, that’s a death wish.
Solomon: Hey! :(
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #47
Beel: When I get Doordash I order 20 cheeseburgers at a time and heat them up throughout the week so that I don’t have to pay the delivery fee multiple times.
Lucifer: I hope you understand how food poisoning works.
Belphie: I hope food poisoning understands how Beel works. I never met a burger he couldn’t eat.
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #49
Satan: Are you mad? MC: No. Satan: So sharpening your knives at 3 in the morning is just a hobby?
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #50
MC: Have I ever told you that I love you with my whole heart?
Lucifer: For the love of all that is unholy, I am not taking you to McDonalds. It’s 2am!
MC: Mean.
MC: *Running at lightspeed through the halls*
Lucifer: What do you have?
MC: A KNIFE!
Lucifer, chasing after them: NO-
Lucifer: Now, what do you tell yourself when you’re having impulses to throw yourself off a bridge?
MC:
MC: yeet
Lucifer: No-
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #52
MC: What is the one thing I told you not to do?
Solomon: Burn the house down.
MC: And what did you do?
Solomon: I made dinner.
MC:
Solomon:
MC:
Solomon: And burnt the house down.
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #55
*after the incident in Lesson 16*
MC: I learned a valuable lesson from this.
Lucifer: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lesson you actually should’ve taken away…
MC: DEATH ISN’T REAL AND I AM BASICALLY GOD!
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #56
*At the police station*
Lucifer: Hello, I’m here for MC.
Police officer: Who’s MC?
Lucifer: Ah, you must be new.
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #57
Belphie: I'm not a morning person. I'm barely even a person.
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #58
Lucifer: Don’t trust everything you see on the internet.
Mammon: Pfft. What possibly nonsense could come from the internet? Oh. Did you know that the Earth in the Human Realm is actually flat?
Lucifer: *Takes away Mammon’s phone* Yeah, that enough for you.
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #60
MC: We’re having a moment, aren’t we?
Belphie: If by 'a moment' you mean me not wanting to strangle you for the first time since we met, then I guess we are.
MC: Bro, I wasn’t even that drunk last night
Lucifer: You called an Uber to drive you home
MC: So? Isn’t that the responsible thing to do?
Lucifer: We were at the House of Lamentation.
MC: Oh-
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #61
HALLOWEEN SPECIAL!
*on Halloween night*
Solomon: MC, what is the ONE thing I asked you NOT to do tonight?
MC: Raise the dead.
Solomon: And what did you do?
MC: *with a zombie gnawing their arm* Raise the dead.
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #62
HALLOWEEN SPECIAL!
MC: What is C for?
Mammon: C4 is a fucking explosive.
MC: No, what is ‘C’ for?
Mammon: …C is for cock.
MC:
MC: What’s your costume?
Mammon: Cookie Monster.
MC: What is C for?
Mammon: Cookies–
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #65
MC: Lucifer is playing hard to get.
MC: Little does he know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.