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Hulk, furious: WHO ATE MY FRIES? I’M GONNA FUCKING KI- Thor: Sorry, I did. Hulk, tenderly: -kiss you and buy you some more. Do you want anything else?

Thor: you're cute when you're angry

Bruce: I'm always angry

Thor: I know

Bruce:

Thor:

Bruce: oh...

Thor: Uh, why is Loki on your desk?

Bruce: He likes to be tall.

Bruce: Thor, I can’t find my phone, can you make some light?

Thor: I don’t have to. You’re the only light I need in my life.

Bruce: Thor, I love you, but I can’t see.

Thor: Yeah, we're best friends, but I'd fuck you if you asked.

Bruce: What?

Thor: What?

Valkyrie , without looking up from her book: He said he'd fuck you if you asked

Thor: Hey, Bruce, do you want me to do a magic card reading for you?

Bruce, loves asgardian magic: Oh, sure!

Thor: [lays down cards] Alright, this one tells me you’re a precious angel, this one says your smile is heavenly, and-

Bruce: Thor, these aren’t even tarot cards, they’re just pictures of me...