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Can we change the thor/hulk relationship make from thulk to hor?? like hulk + Thor because a) hulk tops, fight me on that, and b) it would be like ‘Ah yes, it’s hor’ and I just love that my slutty god of thunder and giant green rage boi can be whores (or hors)

hulk + thor is such a god tier concept

A quality conversation with my friend, and yes this happens everyday.

Thor, Laying Next To Bruce Who Is Asleep: Nice.

Bruce, Still Asleep: [cuddles closer to Thor]

Thor, Holding Back Tears: N I C E

Thor: No chick flick moments.

Bruce: You love chick flicks.

Thor: Yeah, you're right. I do.

Bruce: I can’t stand this anymore. Somebody take me out.

Thor: In the date kind of way or the assassination kind of way?

Bruce: I don’t care. Surprise me.

Valkyrie : Those pants look great. And I bet it would look even better, on Bruce's floor.

Thor: ...

Thor: Are you hitting on Bruce -- for me??

Thor: how’s the most beautiful guy in the world feeling right now?

Bruce: i don’t know, how are you Thor?

Thor: *voice breaking* fine

Thor: Yeah, we're best friends, but I'd fuck you if you asked.

Bruce: What?

Thor: What?

Valkyrie , without looking up from her book: He said he'd fuck you if you asked

Bruce: You know, I've always wondered. How do you tall people sleep at night? The blanket can't possibly cover from your shoulders to your toes.

Thor: Bruce , it's four in the morning.

Bruce: So you can't sleep?

Thor:

Bruce: Is it the blanket?

Bruce [reaching for coffee pot]: What if I put coffee in my cereal instead of milk?

Thor [taking the coffee pot away as he walks past]: what if you don’t

Thor: When I get married, I’m going to try every cake there is for my wedding.

Bruce: Your husband will love that.

Thor: What makes you say that?

Bruce: Because I love cake.

Thor and Bruce being awful at flirting:

Thor: i thought happiness started with an H, but why does mine start with U?

Bruce: i think you have dyslexia.

Thor: Bruce and i slept together.

Val: and?

Thor: i thought you would be a little more shocked.

Val: oh, sorry.

Val, in a shocked voice: and?!

Thor: i have high standards.

Bruce: [smiles]

Thor: oh no, he's meeting all of my standards.

Thor: is that my shirt?

Bruce, wearing a shirt that goes down to his knees: no?

Thor: here, i need you to hold this for me.

Bruce: that’s your hand.

Thor: exactly.

Bruce: how do you take your coffee?

Thor: i like my coffee as dark and bitter as my soul.

Bruce: okay, so white chocolate mocha?

Thor: no one is judging you. it’s understandable. Bruce is strong and brave and powerful and beautiful and-

Val: i'm not having sex with Bruce, but i’m starting to think that you might be

Bruce : i got straight A's back in school.

Bruce : [looks at Thor]

Bruce : now i'm not even straight.