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I'm reading a Stucky x Tony fic and the author mentioned Bruce x Thor. I didn't know that was a thing. Is it?

Trick or Treating adventures

Tony and Steve take little Peter our for Halloween

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A petite Peter awoke from his slumber. His mission: annoy his father.

The small bean wandered around the tower, searching for Tony. He passed by Natasha, Wanda, and Bruce on his way over.

" Hey мой маленький паук, where 'you going?" Peter looked up towards his aunt and his eyes instantly widened. " Uncle Clint?!" Natasha laughed at the small boy's confusion. " No Глупый паук, it's still me, Aunt Tasha." He gave her another confused look. " I'm dressed up as uncle Clint! It's Halloween, Детеныш паука!" Peter made an 'O' face as he looked towards the others.

" Brother Vision and uncle Thor," he stated, pointing at Wanda then Bruce. Wanda lifted the small child and set him on her lap. " We're dressed up as our boyfriends," Peter perked up and many ideas ran through his head of who he wants to be. " I wanna be Daddy!" He jumped up and down in Wanda's lap.

" I wanna surprise Daddy and be Iron Man!" Bruce chuckled at how happy Peter was. " Why don't we see if Pepper and Happy could design you an Iron man costume?" Peter nodded his head enthusiastically before his smile faltered. " Uncle Bruce, where's your hammer?" The scientist laughed yet again then sighed. "I can't lift that hammer, only Thor can." 

~~~

Peter ran to his room in excitement. 

"Miss Friday, may you call Ned, please? I gotta tell him about my Halloween costume!" The bean jumped up on his bed and lifted the pillows in search of something. "Hey, Pete! What'cha looking for?" Ned's face came up on the hologram, really, really close up. "I'm looking for my Iron man gloves, the ones Pepper made me!" Ned backed away from the camera and watched Peter flip over yet another Black widow plush. "Why would you look under your stuffies?" 

Peter huffed in defeat, spreading his body out in a T-pose across the bed. "I keep them there at night for when I watch Daddy's fights," he mumbled a little something about pretending to be him but no one caught on. "Oooohhh…" there was a small silence before Peter took a deep breath, letting it out in a loud scream like groan before his voice cracked. He soon sat up and looked at Ned through the hologram. "I'm all good now." He gave a smile. "What are you going as?" 

Ned quickly ran out of the frame view and came back two seconds later holding a brown furry costume. "I'm going as chewy! I already got the impression spot on,"

~~~

"Little Peter, Pepper would like you to meet her in the living room." Peter looked up from his colouring book. "Loki Doki, thank you Miss Friday!" He abandoned his pregnancy test blue Crayola crayon.

He skipped his way through the halls and soon made his way to the living room. "Hiya, Miss Pepper!" He ran up to her and gave her a tiny leg hug of excitement. "Hiya, bean!" She crouched down to his height, "I finished that Iron man costume for tonight," Pep smirked as she felt Peter's arms wrap around her once more. "Thank you, thank you, thank you!" The small boy jumped up and down in her grasp. 

Pepper pulled out a little Iron man mask to fit the tiny boy's head, along with an Iron man onesie. Peter quickly snatched the costume out of her hand and put it on, with Pep's help of course. After she helped Peter with the suit, he tugged the mask on his face and looked up smiling, even if no one could see. Pepper laughed at his antics. "Someone's excited, you ready for tonight?" Peter took his mask off, leaving his curls ungroomed and nodded his head over and over. 

“What’s daddy going as?” Pepper sighed, “Your dad doesn’t like to dress up for Halloween,” Peter frowned. “But everyone else dressed up!” Pepper remembered seeing Thor dressed up as Bruce trying to convince Loki to dress up as something. “Oh yeah, and what did they dress up as?” She stood up and went to sit on the couch. “They went as their boyfriends. Auntie Nat was dressed as uncle Clint, sister Wanda was dressed as brother Vision and uncle Bruce was dressed as uncle Thor!” He exclaimed, trying to get up to Pepper’s lap. Pepper hummed and helped the boy sit in her lap. 

“What if daddy went as his husband, papa?” 

~

“Hey, Tony, would you be so kind as to take the younger boys out trick or treating?” Steve walked into his husband’s lab, mingling around a bit. “Sure thing,” He sighed, “I can’t believe that Harley doesn’t want to go with us this year…” Steve put a hand on the genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist’s back. “Hey, he’s getting older, he just wants to go to a Halloween party with his friends,” Tony looked up. “I didn’t even know he had friends!” There was an awkward silence.

“What are you wearing?” 

Steve looked at his outfit. A black tank top with a blue circle in the middle, resembling the Arc reactor in Tony's chest. A pair of red sunglasses resting on his forehead, a fake beard and some light blue jeans. 

“I’m you!” Tony sighed again. “You could’ve just asked for the suit, that would’ve been easier,” Tony gave his husband an unimpressed look. “But then I would be Iron man,” He whined. “ don’t get me wrong, I love Iron man. I would just much rather be my Tony Stark!” Tony rolled his eyes,” Why did you dress up as me anyway?” As if his excitement could get worse. “Everyone else is dressed up as their significant other, I wanted to join!” By now it was clear Tony was extremely annoyed at Steve’s antics. “Whatever,”

~

Peter waddled into his father’s lab, one question mingling in his mind: who are you going as? 

“Daddy, daddy!” He cheered in his little Iron Man costume. Tony turned around to face his son. “Oh. My. God! You’re dressed as a little me!” He squealed at his son’s adorableness. The question that was on Pete’s mind was soon forgotten because of his father’s excitement. 

“Yeah!” He mimicked the hand reupholsters while making sound effects with his mouth, even if he didn’t have the gloves.

“Bud, where’d the Iron Man mittens Pepper gave you go?” Peter flushed in embarrassment, he was hoping Tony wouldn’t find out they were missing. “I might have lost them…” 

Tony sighed. “Aw man, guess we’ll have to get you new ones then,  huh?” The frown on the spider's face turned upwards into a giddy smile again. 

“I had something to ask you…”

“Oh yeah? And what was that?”

“I forgot…” He pondered for a moment. “Oh! I remember, who are you going as?”

Tony chuckled. “Daddy doesn’t dress up for Halloween, sorry Pal,” He picked up the once again frowning Peter and propped him on his shoulders. “But I’ll be taking you and your friend Ted Trick or Treating tonight!” He tried to hype up the little tike again.

“His name is Ned, daddy!” Peter hugged his father’s head. “Is it? Darn, I could’ve sworn it was Ted,” Peter laughed at what he thought was one of his dad’s jokes, when in reality it wasn’t. 

“Common please, daddy… you gotta dress up its Halloween!”

“I betcha no one else in the tower is wearing something, other than your Papa,” Tony tried to spar himself from the embarrassment of dressing up.

“Nope! Auntie Tasha was dressed up as Uncle Clint!” Peter leaned forward so he was blocking Tony’s view with his hair. “Everyone’s dressing up as their Boyfriends.” He said Matter-Of-Factly.

Tony sighed, knowing there was no way he’d get out from dressing up as his boyfriend… Captain America. Not to mention he always thought Cap had the cringiest suit. Ever. Like, why little wings on his helmet? With the giant ‘A’ on the top too? And don’t even get him started on the bright stripes.

“You want me to dress as Papa, don’t you?”

“YEAH!”

~

So here the three were, Son, Papa and Dad. Peter and Steve dressed as Tony and Tony dressed as the one and only first avenger: Captain America. In the old fashion suit.

“This is stupid, lets just get Ted-”

“Ned.”

“Ned and go.”

Steve chuckled. “Common, babe, can’t be that bad…” Tony turned to his loving husband. “Your suit looks like a three-year-olds Treehouse Superhero special.” 

“Alright, someones not in the mood for Trick or Treating,” Steve picked up his son, him and Peter both blowing Tony a little raspberry before buckling the smaller Tony in his car seat.

~

Once they got Ned, the four were going door to door. Tony stealing some of Peter’s candy while he wasn’t looking.

It wasn’t till later, when they got to the Thomson’s house, that Tony was visibly tired.

Peter rang the doorbell, Star Wars theme pillowcase in hand. A man in a fancy suit opened the door, a little boy in an Iron Man costume like Peter behind him.

“We don’t give out candy.” The man in the suit said with a cold expression. Steve’s happy-go-lucky stare turned into a glare within seconds, this dude didn’t have to be so disrespectful about it. Peter’s still a child for crying out loud.

Before either of the super parents got to say anything, the other little boy dressed as Iron Man spoke up. “Hey! Puny Parker, is that you?” The boy, now Peter knew named Flash, teased. 

This time the Peters parents didn’t even speak, they were just in shock at how ignorant this child was.

“That’s a stupid costume. You don't look anything like Iron Man nor have the gloves to go with it,” 

That was where Tony lost it.

“EXCUSE ME? I HAVE YOU KNOW THAT MY SON IS THE FUTURE IRON MAN AND HIS COSTUME IS TEN TIMES BETTER THAN YOUR POOR COSPLAY! DON’T EVEN LOOK AT MY SON EVER AGAIN-”

Tony was getting pulled back by his husband as Peter and Ned watched in awe. Meanwhile, Flash ran back into his house.

~

“Tony, you don’t threaten little children.” Steve took off his fake glasses, scolding the billionaire. “He made fun of our kid, our kid, Steve. Weren’t you upset?” Steve sighed.

“Of course I am, child’s a brat. But that doesn’t mean you can almost kill him,”

“Whatever, we don’t need to go Trick or Treating next year. I’ll just buy Pete candy.”

Bruce with out a top

Bruce with his top

Bruce: What are your strengths?

Thor: I fall in love easily.

Bruce: Okay.., what are your weaknesses?

Thor: Those beautiful eyes of yours.

Thor: How much sleep did you get last night? Bruce: 8 Thor: Hours? Bruce: Ha ha. Minutes. Thor: Oh my god-

Hulk, furious: WHO ATE MY FRIES? I’M GONNA FUCKING KI- Thor: Sorry, I did. Hulk, tenderly: -kiss you and buy you some more. Do you want anything else?

Thor: you're cute when you're angry

Bruce: I'm always angry

Thor: I know

Bruce:

Thor:

Bruce: oh...

Thor: Uh, why is Loki on your desk?

Bruce: He likes to be tall.

Bruce: Thor, I can’t find my phone, can you make some light?

Thor: I don’t have to. You’re the only light I need in my life.

Bruce: Thor, I love you, but I can’t see.

Thor: Yeah, we're best friends, but I'd fuck you if you asked.

Bruce: What?

Thor: What?

Valkyrie , without looking up from her book: He said he'd fuck you if you asked

Thor: Hey, Bruce, do you want me to do a magic card reading for you?

Bruce, loves asgardian magic: Oh, sure!

Thor: [lays down cards] Alright, this one tells me you’re a precious angel, this one says your smile is heavenly, and-

Bruce: Thor, these aren’t even tarot cards, they’re just pictures of me...

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  Art by  @radicles-art​ I try not to think infinity war happen but I think it will do good with this story so sorry. Also this is short so sorry.

On the space ship before Thanos arrives:

“Do you want kids Thor?”Bruce asks sitting across Thor looking up at him with a questioning gaze.

Thor looks at bruce and smiles wide “Well of course I want children, but well we can’t exactly have children but one day maybe we could have.” Thor says his smile fading slightly.

“I mean we could always adopt when we get back to earth.” Bruce says smiling brightly.

“Of course we can adopt a child.”Thor says happily looking at bruce not expecting for him to jump on top of him and smiling like crazy.

“Thank you thank you!!” Bruce says repeatedly hugging and kissing Thor.

“Anything.”

Few months after snap:

Bruce walks through the palace(Wakanda)like hes a zombie who doesn’t know how to do much. They brought Tony and Nebula back to earth, but since the snap Thor and Bruce have become distance. Thor spends most of his time trying to find anything about Thanos with the help of Nebula and Bruce spends most of his time with Shuri and Tony in her lab trying to find ways to bring the others back. When Tony found out that Bruce and Thor were together he was happy for them but he tried not to think about Pepper and how he wasn’t able to save the two most important people in his life. So when he realize that Thor and Bruce haven’t seen each other for a while since both have been trying to avoid each other, because they both can’t bare look at each other after the snap. He first tries to get Bruce to go talk to him but it doesn’t work so after giving up on trying.He gets Nebula to lock Thor into his and Bruce’s share bedroom that neither one uses since Bruce crashes on a couch in the lab and Thor falls asleep anywhere. Tony kicks Bruce out of the lab and ask Shuri to not allow Bruce into any other room other than his and Thor’s. So that’s what lead Bruce to walk to his bedroom with his head down not really thinking about anything but how hes mad that Tony won’t let him back into the lab. He reaches the bedroom with out looking up and just jumps on the bed not realizing that there was someone eles on the bed. “OW!”Someone yelped in pain.Bruce jumped out of the bed and fell to the floor only to look up to see Thor.Thor looks down to see bruce and goes to quickly help him up.“Are you okay?”Thor says wary,Bruce looks at the hand Thor offers hims. Bruce doesn’t grab Thor’s hand and just gets up by his self. “I’m fine.At least i’m awake now.” Bruce wipers the last part to himself before  standing up properly. “I’m going to go see if Tony will let me back into the lab.” Bruce starts to put his clothes back on and starts to walk to the door before Thor reaches out and grabs his arm. “Wait Bruce can we speak to each other, please?” Thor ask looking at Bruce with tire puffy eyes. Bruce stops and pulls his hand away “What do you want to talk about?” Bruce ask looking at Thor then down to his feet.

“Can we sit?” Thor ask sitting down in the floor, Bruce follows and sits across him.”Can we speak about us?” “What do you want to talk about? Do you want to tal about how you’ve been avoiding me?!”Bruce ask looking down with slight anger.

“Do you still want kids.” Thor ask trying to make Bruce to look up at him.Bruce looks up and a smile appears on his face but quickly fades.

”Why would you want kids we don’t even talk to each other and half of the population is dead.”Thor reaches out to grab bruce hand.

”Because, we wanted kids and as much as I wish to get all our friends back it wont be likely.” Thor pauses and smiles slightly “And i’m sorry that I haven’t talked to you I just. I don’t know i’m afraid that I will lose you like everyone else.” Thor looks down and tears start to stream down his face.

“Hey, hey its okay.” Bruce says caressing Thor’s cheek. “I’m sorry it’s also my fault, Iv’e just been so caught up in my work trying to come up with something, and i’m sorry i’m just afraid that i’ll lose you.”

 Thor doesn’t think and just pulls Bruce into a bone crushing hug. He lays his head on Bruce’s shoulder and crying lightly.

“And Thor having kids would be great but are you even sure now would be good time to talk about kids?”

Thor looks up at Bruce and smile”We can raise a child and we can work on getting back our friends.” Thor says.

Bruce doesn’t say anything and Thor takes a chance to lean in a kiss Bruce passionately. Bruce at first doesn’t raspones but then he sneks his hand to Thor’s head kissing him back passionately.

Bruce pulls back from lack of air.”We can adopt a kid but you need to promise me something.”

“Anything Bruce I will do anything.” Thor says holding bruce Face.

“That both of us will do everything to raise this child and that we both will stop this and only work when necessary.” Bruce says hopefully.

“Of course, I will do anything for you.” Thor says happily.

Bruce smiles widely and pulls bruce into another hug.

Two weeks later after getting everything ready

Bruce and Thor walk into a orphanage following the lady who showed them all the rooms with all the children.

“Is it a baby you want?” The lady ask.

“We don’t really know yet.” Bruce says “Oh well most of the kids who are above the age of three are playing out side, the babies are in the nursery and they have there age are next to there beds, and the kids from one to two of age are in the second floor and they might be napping or playing.” The lady says leaving Thor and Bruce to them self. “Can I go look at the toddlers?” Bruce says already walking up the stairs leaving Thor alone. Thor goes to talk to the lady that showed them around Bruce reaches the top of the stair case and sees children asleep but as he looks around he sees a small boy that is sitting by himself drawing in the middle of the room. Bruce walks over to the small child and looks down to see what the child with curly black hair was drawing. “Hi what are you drawing?” Bruce ask startling the boy a bit, the boy turns around and shows Bruce his drawing of a bunch of lines and colors. “It’s the ocean.” The small boy says with a slight quiet voice that sounded kinda scratchy.  “Oh its really pretty.” They boy lights up at the complement. “Uh whats your name?” The boy looks down then looks up.”Everyone calls me curly.” Bruce feels slightly bad at that but he smiles”Really, my name is Bruce Banner.” “Why talking to me?Peoples go to the babies always.”Curly says sadly. “Oh you seem nice, and I’m here with my boyfriend.” Bruce says trying to keep his smile from faltering because he felt sadden by Curly. “Oh luck with getting a baby.” Curly says. “Can I color with you?” Bruce ask sitting down next to Curly. Curly smiles and hands Bruce a paper.”Yes color with mi.”Curly says happily.

Bruce grabs the color and starts to draw a star while Curly draws a bunch of lines with many colors. Bruce doesn’t realize that Thor was standing at the door smiling at how Bruce and the boy got along. Bruce is talking to Curly about what each of them is drawing. “Ey Bruce.” Thor says softly not wanting to startle either of the boys. Bruce turns around to see Thor standing by the door.”Uh yes love?” Bruce says standing up telling Curly that he will be right back. “So Thor.”

“I can tell you already love that boy.”Thor says smiling looking down at Curly. “Well yea he’s adorable and he would fit in right in with us, well unless you have a different choice then we ca-”

“Bruce we can discuss and we can adopt him.”Thor says sweetly.

Bruce smiles and walks back to Curly sitting back down on the ground across the boy.”Hey Curly can I ask you something?”Curly nods.” Uh so me and Thor who is my boyfriend talked and we want to ask you, if you want to come live with us and be our son?”Bruce ask looking down at curly.

Curly looks up at Bruce then he turns his head to look at Thor and he smiles brightly and jumps up.”YEs!”Curly slightly yells. Bruce pulls curly into a hug and smiles brightly, he turns to Thor and smiles even brightly. “Okay then me and Thor are going to go fill out some papers then later you can come home with us.”Bruce says picking up Curly and smiling like a big dork.

Bruce caries Curly all the way down to the first floor with Thor fallowing behind him making silly face at Curly. Thor starts to talk to the lady and fallows her to a other room so they can fill out papers. “Hey Bruce why don’t you go get all of his stuff and i’ll fill everything out.” Bruce nods and walks back up with curly. ”Curly do you want a actual name?” Bruce ask and Curly nodded.”What name do you want?” ”I don’t know.” ”Daniel,Angel,Loki,Ben,Heimdall,Jack,Mathew,James,Peter,Ryle, or any other name you like.” Bruce says not being able to come up with other names. ”Can I chose my name?”Bruce nods. ”Can my name be Benny?” Bruce smiles. ”Are you sure because this is going to be your name forever.” Bruce says. ”Yea I want my name to be Benny.”Benny smiles and laughs shoving all of his things into a bag. ”Okay then.”Bruce helps Benny put all the things into his bagpack

1 hour later

Thor caries a sleeping Benny to there car and sits hims down carefully into a car seat. “Why did you let him call him self Benny?”Thor ask as he gets into the seat. “Because I let him chose his name.”Bruce says before starting the car and driving back to Stark Tower.  When they made it back to the tower Tony is waiting for the both of them. “Finally Bruce you made me a uncle.”Tony tried to joke. Thor cracks a smile and takes out all the stuff and Bruce unbuckles Benny and caries him into the building laying him down on a couch. 4 years later(Everyone fighting Thanos.) Bruce walks into the wakandan pales looking for Benny to make sure hes safe. “Hey Hey!!!”Benny yells running toward Bruce with one of his dress shirts that i messily tucked into his pants along with messy black curls “Did we make it? Did we do something good?” Benny ask rapidly. “Yup strongest avenger.”Bruce says bending down so he can see Benny “Don’t tell Thor I said that.” Bruce says smiling. “Isn’t Thor the strongest Avenger?”Benny asks confusedly. Bruce puts his hand on top of Benny’s shoulder and smiles.”The most important muscle is the heart. Ours is like a bowling ball.” Benny smiles “Wheres dad?” Bruce smile falters and he avoids eye contact with Benny.”Daddy wheres dad?” Benny ask again, tears threatening to leave his eyes. “Benny.” Bruce says softly,”Daddy isn’t coming back.”Tears start to fall from both males.”He’s with uncle Loki and his mother now.”Bruce turns his gaze back at Benny who is sobbing now, Bruce pulls him into a tight hug”I’m sorry I could’t save him.” Okay its 3:02 in the morning and I can’t sleep so sorry about killing Thor but I don’t know why I always kill someone cuz I can. I love Thor tho.

Sorry if there are any mistakes it’s 3:10 in the morning and well I really don’t want to scroll @kazbalze @sciencegirlpower @jom-thewizard @kitkat-fangirl308 IM ALSO TWO FALLOWS FROM 100 I HAVE DONE SOMETHING RIGHT IN LIFE

Thor, calling bruce: Babe, I think our puppy is sick, should I take him to the dogtor?

Bruce: take him to the what now

THE FISTBUMP / HIGH-FIVE MISHAP PARALLEL BETWEEN BRUCE/THOR AND LOKI/DON

if this doesn’t prove lokius / greenthunder idk what does