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Soukoku Incorrect Quotes (3)
Chuuya: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?
Dazai: Probably because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.
Chuuya:
Dazai: I don’t know how you keep forgetting this.
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Dazai: Be careful about succumbing to these sorts of destructive... urges. Addiction can be a powerful thing.
Chuuya: So am I. Bow down before your new supreme overlord, bitches.
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Chuuya: Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like ‘look at this fucking flower. This flower is taller than I am. This flower is winning and I’m losing.’
Dazai: Wow, you are not ready to hear about trees.
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Chuuya: Dazai! For the love of god, please turn down that music. I have a hangover.
Dazai: *blasting the mii theme at full volume* That sounds like a you problem, not a mii problem.
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Chuuya: I typed "traitor" into my GPS and guess what? I'm in your driveway.
Dazai:
Chuuya: Vroom vroom, come out already.
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Chuuya: I can’t tell if you’re a genius or just incredibly arrogant.
Dazai: Well, on a good day, I’m both.
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Chuuya: Where did you get that tomato soup?
Dazai: It’s actually a bowl of ketchup I just microwaved.
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Dazai: I've connected the two dots.
Chuuya: You didn't connect shit.
Dazai: I've connected them.
Lov them so much
they are so so normal 😀😀
Oda: if I had a nickel for every time I had to carry an injured teen with gunshot wounds wearing a long black coat and threatening to kill me, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
I need a fic or smth where we get big brother chuuya and little akutagawa and gin. My own headcanon is that chuuya saw akutagawa and gin and IMMEDIATELY adopted them as his little siblings. He was the big brother that Aku wanted from dazai and he acknowledged it enough but never out right said anything about it.
Now aku and gin both get hit with some sort of ability that makes them kids again, only temporarily but ya and they don't have many memories of when they were grown up just like their feelings towards people if they were strong. Akutagawa after becoming a kid agains first reaction is to
1 protect gin
2 find chuuya.
Everyone expects him to go hunting for dazai but instead as soon as chuuya came in he grabbed gin and hid behind chuuyas leg holding him really tightly. Chuuya will never admit how much love and excitement he felt when that happened. Him being the volunteer to take care of the kids was completely unsaid beucse he just picked em up and walked away.
What would be even funnier is if dazai found out and expected akutagawa to immediately hug him when he show up but instead akutagawa hides in chuuyas shoulder because as much respect and admiration he has for dazai he is still scared of him. (Trauma amirite) And chuuya holds that over dazais head forever.
The akutagawa siblings are chuuyas younger siblings and that is a hill I would die on. Big bro chuuya for life 🫶🏼