Captain Usopp - Tumblr Posts

Usopp: are you crazy? Did you bring us here to die?

Luffy: obviously

Usopp:

Usopp: I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not

I’ve been watching these “ask your boyfriend how much they think about the Roman Empire” vids—

And I’m fucking obsessed with them. So I thought I would do it with the Straw Hats, obviously, because I am so normal and sane.

How often do the Straw Hats think about the Roman Empire?

Luffy: (scratching his head) What’s the Roman Umpire?

Zoro: (gazes out pensively to the sea) Every. Single. Day.

Nami: I don’t. And I should really start fining you berries every time you ask me these stupid questions.

Usopp: (Pacing frenetically back and forth) Well the FIRST thing you have to think about is their weaponry. But that’s not to forget their tactical strategies, or their… (you literally just have to walk away after about five minutes of this).

Sanji: How often do you think about the Roman Empire, my flower? It’s certainly something I can read up on if it interests you even in the slightest! (He has heart eyes now. Back away slowly.)

Chopper: (Smiling up at you) Maybe once a week? Their medical skills were really advanced for their time! Have you ever heard of a plant called sylphium? (Chopper no why do you know this)

Robin: (Wordlessly shows you the cover of the book she’s reading. It’s titled The Rise and Fall of the Roman Empire.)

Franky: This ship is actually built from an ancient Roman design! Good eye, y/n!

Brook: Not much, but I hear that during the sacking of Rome, the empire was just a skeleton of its former self!! Yohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoh(he will continue like this unless you leave, trust me it’s for the best)

BONUS Vivi, Jimbei, and Law!

Vivi: (has ancestors who were actual Roman Emperors)

Jimbei: (laughing and patting you on the back) Y/n! Where do you keep coming up with these questions?? …In all honesty though, at least three times a day. They were pretty cool.

Law (sighing): Don’t ask questions you don’t want to know the answer to, y/n. (My dude has an entire library on the Polar Tang dedicated to the Roman Empire. He’s mentally healthy I promise)

It's my first time on Tumblr, I hope you like this drawing I made of the fight between usopp and Luffy in water seven

usopp and different changing rooms (All taken from episodes or movies) <3

The hygiene issue could be far worse than we realize