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Reasons why you should love Lyfrasilly Edda

- hates violins

- true crime girlie

- cannot go to pride because it gives them flashbacks

- sassy

- may or may not be dead but we ignore that

- hates the government

- works for the government

- doesn’t sleep

- heard the world was ending and decided it was the perfect time to drink as much liquor as they could.

- has no pronouns. Is not referred to.

- character designs range from anywhere to normal guy, hot elf, and creechur.

- had one hostile interaction with a guy and everyone decided they were gay for each other

- said guy is an immortal murderer from Space Germany

Add your own reasons in the tags I guess

Killers and Renegades, Lairs and Thieves, it’s time for

“The Bifrost Incident” !!!

(Sorry I was gone for a bit, shit’s been nuts, sunburns happen, and so does work—)

I saw a Johnny’s at a gas station while going to Meijer’s and thought of Jonny DVille as a cashier.

And that’s how this thing began.

@yourlocalmechanism