Cats Being Weird Little Guys - Tumblr Posts
Kitten kneading for 30 seconds straight
Catnap just acts like a real cat
His fishing.
quick question why does your cat command you to print something on the printer
he really likes to watch the printer print. It seems like he thinks there’s some kind of creature in there that I have the mysterious power to summon that he can then hunt for sport?
he sticks his entire arm inside the printer and breaks it if I don’t put some kind of physical burrier between him and the printer but like he purrs so loud when it starts printing and will beg harder for people to print things than he will for treats.
he just loves hunting the printer so much. he even tried to climb inside the place the paper comes out of the printer when he was a kitten.
No matter where he is in the apartment if the printer makes a noise he sprints full speed. He also knows which button to press to get the printer to print like the ink levels info and alignment sheet, so you have to make sure it’s off or locked up or he will print nonstop himself and then attack the printer and jam it.
is it inconvenient that my cat is obsessed with the printer? yes, but damn if it’s not also adorable.
I don’t actually have a ton of photos of him sticking his whole arm in there though because stopping him from jamming the printer is usually a task that involves all of my arms and also all of my roommates arms.
Owning black cats is so funny because
This is Mr Skip, The Majestic Sphinx, the politest boy, oh how neat does he sit
then theres this thing that we obtain with him.
he was labelled "cat" but we have our doubts
the dragon and his horde
( including despicable me 2, flushed away & harry potter, honourable mention to the sofa he fucking DESTROYED )
snoozin on his paws T~T
Somebody needs to give me cat advice, because my cat has been infected by toxic diet culture and I don't understand anything 😭!
To summarise, this creature of mine, sweet as she is, has been refusing to eat her food properly for going on two weeks now. Dry food? A few crunches then a few sips of water and move on with life. Wet food from a packet? Drink the liquid parts and leaves the chunks till the ants find them and maybe, MAYBE she'll eat them then. Wet cat food of my mother's own recipe that our old cat and fosters and the neighbours cat and the street cats all loved! Lol nope.
This liquid dieting is weird right? This isn't normal for a not yet one year old Indian stray turned housecat right?? Right??
Behold my children. The classic indie with the white belly to lip coloration is a model and princess and is aware of the honour the rest of us have in being in her presence, she also hasn't had more than the occasional encounter with the braincell shared by all cats since she was a tiny street cat. The darker one is a gorgeous possibly hybrid child of some sort of fancy long hair breed with a stray indie (very duchess and Thomas O'Malley but we don't know her parents). She is a brilliant tiny adorable devil. She knows how to climb a ladder. She uses the ladder to reach the top of the crockery shelf and is a tiny menace who brings dust bunnies in from the Lord knows where! I love both of these idiots !
Okay everyone I gotta share what my bastard son did.
This
Fucking
CRIMINAL
KEEPS EATING MY HAIR.
EVERY TIME I FUCKING WALK. THIS LITTLE SHIT STICKS HIS CLAWS IN MY ASS BECAUSE HE'S TRYING TO GRAB MY HAIR.
I JUST WASHED IT AND THIS FUCKER SMELLS APPLE-Y GOODNESS AND THINKS IT'S A 5 COURSE GOURMET MEAL. AND WHAT DOES HE DO?
HE SHOVES MY HAIR.
IN HIS MOUTH.
BASTARD.
ARTISTIC RENDITION
Okay everyone I gotta share what my bastard son did.
This
Fucking
CRIMINAL
KEEPS EATING MY HAIR.
EVERY TIME I FUCKING WALK. THIS LITTLE SHIT STICKS HIS CLAWS IN MY ASS BECAUSE HE'S TRYING TO GRAB MY HAIR.
I JUST WASHED IT AND THIS FUCKER SMELLS APPLE-Y GOODNESS AND THINKS IT'S A 5 COURSE GOURMET MEAL. AND WHAT DOES HE DO?
HE SHOVES MY HAIR.
IN HIS MOUTH.
BASTARD.