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Fantasy high but it’s just Gorgug asking people if they are his dad

Reasons why Fabian/Riz is a Good™ Ship in my book

Height difference

All of their interactions have been fucking hilarious so far

Literal opposites in family/background. Even their shared common goal, to be like their parents, is gone about differently (Fabian has been brainwashed into wanting to become like his dad lest he disappoint him, while Riz wants to be a detective in order to solve a mystery personal to him and just takes advantage of his mom’s profession to help him complete this)

Height Difference

Sort-of-enemies to friends to lovers trope, hell yes

Just imagine Fabian… finding out his boyfriend is so poor he sometimes has to eat cereal with water for dinner…..and making a point of inviting him over for dinner like three times a week ‘just because you starving would be an inconvenience to team morale, of course’

Riz does not generally accept hand outs, thank you very much, but you know what? If he’s invited to go over to this handsome dick’s house, he’s damn well gonna empty his fridge

HEIGHT DIFFERENCE

Having a socially inept goblin boyfriend would definitely knock Fabian’s reputation down a notch… and that’s great, since it teaches him not to do things for everyone else but rather for himself

They’re both actually pretty socially inept, but each in their own way. I can see them helping each other learn from each other, since the areas one is mostly clueless in are kinda the other’s specialty (Fabian: too show-offy and extroverted™, doesn’t know when to admit he’s wrong or shut up, Riz: too awkward and paranoid, doesn’t know when to insist on something or how to really talk to people in general)

The possibilities for stupid passive aggressive pet names and playful relationship teasing are endless

They both have trust issues, in their own way…. imagine them helping each other overcome them…. and growing as individuals….. hnn

HEIGHT DIFFERENCE

Imagine Fabian meeting Riz’s mom. You can’t tell me he doesn’t love her. You just can’t. If CollegeHumor makes it so he doesn’t, I’m going to fucking riot

Riz is a little weirded out by how obsessed with his mom his boyfriend is, but okay

Riz has a truly positive relationship with his mom, the kind Fabian thinks he has with his dad. I feel like seeing Riz with his mom would kind of help Fabian put things in perspective? Like a sort of 'wait your mom, who loves you, and is a pretty big deal of a detective, doesn’t constantly remind you that she’s going to die and put subconscious pressure on you to be like her?? thats just… thats just a me thing??? wild’ sort of way. If that makes sense

Riz can hitchhike trips in Fabian’s backpack whenever he feels like it and I’m yelling

Jock and nerd boyfriends, enough said

HEIGHT DIFFERENCE

If this ship picks up, or even if it doesn’t tbh, I’m making a fucking headcanon list for it

Please watch it! It's hilarious and heartbreaking!

It's what got me into D&D.

The entire first season of Dimension 20 is now on youtube and absolutely free to watch, please do it:

LISTEN TO ME!! you have no idea how happy this makes me. knowing this playlist exists brings me so much joy. this is one of my favourite Brennan monologues. i have watched this clip so many times that when i read this, i can still hear the pure frustration and rage in his voice.

This is like... everything Brennan says.. if you ever wanted it... for anything

"I know what’s going on here. I know what’s going on here. Okay? I do. And if you want me to wander backstage to spill the beans... // I’m the only one out of the loop, it would seem... and if we check my point total here— I don’t NEED to walk to the front, because I know what it is. It’s a big ol’ GOOSE EGG, GANG. It’s a FAT ZERO. HELLO!! A little LATE ADDITION to the numerical symbol chart brought to us from our friends in Arabia, a little bit of trivia that I happen to know about the history of numbers. That kind of little tidbit would serve me well in most trivia games, unless it had been RIGGED FROM THE BEGINNING! // Oh, I’ve only just BEGUN to pull the thread on this sweater, friends. You would THINK in a game where there are only TWO possible correct choices, that one would STUMBLE INTO the right answer every so often, wouldn’t you? In fact, the probability of NEVER guessing right in the full game is a STATISTICAL WONDER, and yet, HERE WE ARE. // Introduced at the top of the game as a champion, what do you think that means? Icarus, flying too close to the sun. But it seems Daedalus, our little master crafter over here, had some wax wings of his own, didn’t he? Wanted to see his son fall. Fall from the sky. Oh, how CLOSE TO THE SUN he flew! // Well I’m NOT HAVING IT. I solved your labyrinth, puzzle master! The minotaur‘s escaped and you’re gonna get the horns, buddy! // I CANNOT WIN!"

"It’s a FAT ZERO. HELLO!! A little LATE ADDITION to the numerical symbol chart brought to us from our friends in Arabia, a little bit of trivia that I happen to know about the history of numbers. That kind of little tidbit would serve me well in most trivia games, unless it had been RIGGED FROM THE BEGINNING!"

[ID: Image one is a Spotify playlist titled "i’ve only just begun to pull the thread on this sweater". Its cover image shows Brennan Lee Mulligan on Game Changer saying "I know what's going on here." The following images are all the songs on the playlist. Together, they spell out his whole monologue for the "Brennan Cannot Win" game, as follows (with added punctuation):

"Friends, you would think in a game where there are only two possible correct choices, that one would stumble into the right answer every so often, wouldn’t you? In fact, the probability of never guessing right in the full game is a statistical wonder, and yet, here we are. Introduced at the top of the game as a champion, what do you think that means? Icarus, flying too close to the sun. But it seems Daedalus, our little master crafter over here, had some wax wings of his own, didn’t he? Wanted to see his son fall. Fall from the sky. Oh, how close to the sun he flew! Well I’m not having it. I solved your labyrinth, puzzle master! The minotaur‘s escaped and you’re gonna get the horns, buddy! I cannot win!" End ID]

[Caption transcript: "It’s a fat zero. Hello!! A little late addition to the numerical symbol chart brought to us from our friends in Arabia, a little bit of trivia that I happen to know about the history of numbers. That kind of little tidbit would serve me well in most trivia games, unless it had been rigged from the beginning!" End transcript]

Ragh Barkrock: Hope you get run over

Fabian: Hoping is all well and good but ultimately gets you nowhere. Get in your car and run me the fuck down yourself, instead of waiting for others to do it for you, you coward. You lazy fool.

https://play.google.com/music/m/I4oc35dzc7b5qryusgn3dczenwu?t=HOW_IT_REALLY_HAPPENED Let's go on biblical fact checking trip. Find out what really went down and how it all actually happened. https://open.spotify.com/show/21pCB0yPrpeINzU9jSJPLP #collegehumor #comedian #comedy #funny #Spotify #spotifypodcast @collegehumor #kyliejenner #snl @comedycentral #googlepodcasts #kylie #kimkardashianwest #laughs😂 #laughs #timetravel #timetraveler #support #comedycentral #kimkardashian #story #tbs #whatreallyhappened @kimkardashian https://www.instagram.com/p/Bz64dpkHg-q/?igshid=33wyudoutkgn

The Hangman: Holy shit Fabian there’s a girl!

Fabian: What?

The Hangman:Quick rev the engine!

Fabian: I’m not going to-

The Hangman: R e v. t h e. e n g i n e. s o. s h e. k n o w s. h o w. b i g. y o u r. d i c k. i s