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me @ marvel after that secret invasion ending

The codeine pills really work, I love them because today I woke up another day without any fear WOW
I had a wierd ass dream last night.
I was heading back to home from my classes, walking on the nearly empty road with a bag that hung on my back and everything seemed perfectly normal, until..
Until, I spotted a huge monstrosity almost floating in a water-filled street in front of my house. And guess what?? It was a massive *cartoon-like turtle* 🐢, I mean, can it get any wierder?
And it wasn't just any normal turtle.. it was fuming with anger and rage, roaring noises of various kinds and being completely lunatic.
Then his eyes met mine, within a flash of seconds he was chasing me and I found myself trying to escape his attempt at me. It swam through the distance between us and raised one of his front legs over me, but missed it by an inch. I kept running aimlessly and in the meanwhile, it got way closer to me. Then it leaned it's head forward in another attempt, and it was right in front of me, a few centimetres away from my abdomen.
At this very point I could see his huge eyes, his green neck and could clearly feel his damp breath.
Shivers ran down my spine, and my mind stopped working at once. This very moment would have been a couple seconds, but felt like an eternity.
I somehow regained my consciousness and ran for my life in the backward direction. I ran the fastest I could, probably the fastest I have ever ran or I ever will, in my entire life.
To my utter surprise, I had made it! I had escaped the monster and couldn't be more relieved. I looked around, only to find that I was standing on a street behind my house.
I then realised that the turtle could only stay in the street in front of my house, because that was the only one filled with water (which I don't know how). So, I decided to take a different path and enter my house from its back. I was successful in doing so, and my little adventure came to an end.
That was one hell of a dream..