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team 'does blowing up a country count as therapy' 'what's therapy?'

if anyone has any experience with anything or knows anything about something please let me know 🙏

happy new year, @copepods! This was for the @mcytblrholidayexchange! I hope you all enjoy it :3

Their entire dynamic during the roommate, raccooninnit, mild terrorism arc

RaccoonInnit

This child just digs out a cave “room” under TECHNOBLADE’S house and starts stealing from him like a damn raccoon. He has no fear. (Or, more likely, is just very dumb...)

Dream SMP!Ranboo: Ignores his problems in an unhealthy, self-destructive way ⭐️

Origins SMP!Ranboo:

Me: *Sees Tommy go live* Is he gonna crash the Banquet too???

Tommy: *Is in his backyard roasting marshmallows with Tubbo, the chaos being barely mitigated by Philza and Tommy’s parents*

(Tommy didn’t show up for the lore. Like, man literally didn’t care and that’s fine, but; Technoblade was there... GOGY was there. And Tommy just committing casual arson like he isn’t missing the biggest lore since Doomsday.)

What Jobs Does Everyone in the Dream SMP Have Outside of Politics, Terrorism and the Draft ™ (this is a headcanon lol)

okay so a lot of us saw the post about the idea that the dream smp’s town tailor would be absolutely exhausted, but idk how many of you saw the ensuing tailor!tommy au/headcanon where someone brought up the fact that tommy sewed his own clothes back together with string from techno after he escaped exile

everyone just went off on a tangent about tommy being an arrogant, violent little shit with the world’s most wholesome hobby, and since then i’ve wondered what everyone’s jobs would be aside from that, but we’ll get the more obvious ones and the ones i’ve already talked about out of the way first

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Soooo- 👉👈I am here to formally confess so * clears throat dramatically*

I am standing here today to formally admit that I was a dsmp Stan during the time period of the 2020 coronavirus pandemic through the 3 months of 2021 😭😭😭😭

( I still like to see what’s going on with Tommy and tuboo for the record, probably am never going to stop ngl-. And um I don’t really regret it chat ( I’m so smart Ikr) it just hit different so no hate)

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME COURT

(Also RIP techno blade I miss you 🥲🥹

( reblog if this is you I need to know 👍😭)

Anyone else an avid Tubson enjoyer or am I in the trenches alone?

Me when I draw a meme rather than what I intended to draw just because