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Twisted Wonderland headcanons
Headcanons that I believe are canon because I said so.
Azul has abandonment and attachment issues
Jamil is very incapable of working on himself, prioritizes everyone else over himself even if it kills him (I swear this is canon. fight me)
Floyd probably thinks tea is gross (idk)
Idia tries genshin impact then throws up after
Grim steals MC's money to buy tuna- we all know it was him but he tries to gaslight MC.
Cater selfies with MC at least 10 times a day
also styles their hair
then Vil redoes it if it's not perfect (It's always imperfect)
Ace and Deuce have burp-offs
MC wins tho <3
Pomefiore finds it disgusting
Epel joins in because he's Epel.
Leona allows ear scritches and brushing his hair on certain occasions (Once a year- on MC's birthday, specifically)
When MC makes lunch for Jamil, he critiques it mentally while sobbing
Kalim showers MC with money and gifts on Eid. Even if they don't celebrate it
MC invites Malleus to their birthday party and he cries happy tears in his mind
Cater blows kisses to everyone everytime he walks by
Devil in Disguise...but not.

Octavinelle x Lucifer Morningstar type!Reader (From the show Lucifer)
This is just a small drabble on how I think Octavinelle would act around an MC who is basically Lucifer! They own hell, blunt, horrendously honest, quite literally the devil- an attractive one at that and they have an odd fear of innocent children who give them hugs and shower them with love. ~Part 1
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"I am the devil," you stated matter of factly, hands in your pockets and leaned against the wall with no care in the world as the mermen before you stared in confusion.
"'The devil', is that a stage name?" Azul tilted his head slightly, "No..." you smiled, your signature charismatic devilish smile while glancing over at the tweels to see what they had to say.
Jade simply nodded while Floyd laughed, your smile dropped a bit, "The devil. Lucifer Morningstar? Ruler of Hell? Anyone?"
"Aw, Shrimpy! I don't think you're that evil~" Floyd cooed and hugged you tightly as you froze due to the rare experience of
touch...
affection.
"Okay, okay....uh...go fetch-" you threw some candy while Floyd blinked, still holding onto you. Jade chuckled lightly, "Well, Lucifer. Have you seen the devil?"
"Oh yes, every morning in the mirror."
Time went on and no one believed you were the devil, they just couldn't get it through their thick skulls....
until one day....
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"Oh hell, my brother is coming and every time I pray to my father I get NO reply, such a shame isn't it," You pace around Octavinelle with you demonic wings following behind you...well, they were on your back, so...They gracefully fluttered and flapped aggressively whilst you continued your complaints and reprimands against your family.
The dorm members stared at you quietly, most in shock. "Well, they DID tell us they were the devil," Jade smiled, Floyd following you to poke and grab at your wings while Azul plotted ways to profit off of your identity.
I'm kidding.
he would never.
maybe.
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there will be another short drabble of this concept bc it makes me giggle
Devil in Disguise...but not.
Part 2 of part 1 !

You stared at the child hugging you waist, you were tense, and frankly; horrified.
"Um...hello there..." you lightly pushed the child away from you in pure disgust.
"Hi!" The child wagged his tail in interest as the Tweels and their God forsaken boss waltzed in, "Ah, Cheka, fancy seeing you here," Jade gave his signature smile to the cub.
"Lucifer, this is Leona's nephew," Azul stared at you, he knows of your hatred for affection and touch, so he wonders how you act around Cheka: Who is known for being extremely affectionate and very adorable.
"The failed king? This...is his nephew?" you flicked your hand toward Cheka in distaste, "Yep! This is the little snapper!" Floyd rushed around you happily.
Cheka smiled up at you, "Your name is Lucifer? Like...the devil?' you smiled, a smile filled with pure evil, "Why of course! I am the devil, that is I. Lucifer Morningstar~"
"That's so cool!"
Silence filled the room as you stared at this tiny being in complete confusion, then you pouted and turned away from Cheka.
Shaking your head whilst walking away, you mumbled, "Children are hideous little creatures, terrible, taxing burdens,"
Azul followed you because by no means should you be saying that especially in front of a child, Cheka just tilted his head while the Tweels were chuckling behind him.
Now they slightly see how much you hate children and the concept of them.
Yana toboso please let me play your game, I want the eel men, it is a necessity
I have this little idea to which im gonna incorporate into "To Fathom You"
But where Floyd just acts like a little questionable. Like he just, slips up. And does stupid things and say things without consideration and thought. Like saying something he didnt mean to say out loud and someone is like, "What? Say it again?"
But he only does, says, and acts this way around you. Anything relating to you.
"They're beautiful...."
"Who's beautiful?"
"I said 'they're plentiful,' as in the amount of madol we have Azul."
"Mhm, yes indeed. Certainly, whatever you say Floyd..."
URGHHHHHHHHHH! A shy and in denial Floyd having a big crush on you is too much to bear, especially when so much happens in between the lines of such feelings. How can he stop feeling such a way? These feelings of his, it makes him feel stupid. Plain stupid in love. He hates it, oh so much. He hates you. Hates you so much that when he sees you in the distance laughing and smiling he cant help but want to come over and be that reason youre laughing. He hates you so much that when he wakes up the first thing that comes into his mind is what you could be doing right now. He hates you so much that whenever he sees some pastries he thinks whether or not you may like them. He hates you so much that he wishes you could just be in his arms where he'd squeeze you so indefinitely and butter you up in batches of kisses. He hates you so much that he cant bear the thought of you being with someone else.
Perhaps some trial and error is needed, but no matter what he does to get you off his mind. No matter what he does to rid these feelings of his for you, you come into his thoughts like a gentle piece of fallen flowers on a spring field river.
He's so stupidly in love with you, its quite comical – according to Jade. To think his brother would fall so hard for you, yet in return to his one sided affections only scarce glances are returned. What an enjoyable movie this will become for Jade, and dont forget Azul in the back who is definitely eating his popcorn while this all plays out.





GUESS WHO WENT TO AN AQUARIUM…..unrelated look all these eels that definitely has no correlation to a certain person………

here have a wobbly doodle of the my order :D congrats yet again on 3k @cloudcountry (im so sorry if ur not okay with pings)
BONUS (ft. my yuu )


"Ah."
Oh hey! I’d like a taro milk bubble tea (in the monstro lounge cup ofc) and stained glass cookies pls!
(~I did have a two ideas: a first date OR a cinderella-esque dance at a NRC ball :3 I trust the chef’s expertise so go wild!! CONGRATS ON 3K RAAAHHH)
CINDERELLA ESQUE DANCE.....MY EVERYTHING
an order of romantic fluff with floyd leech!

Every eye in the room turns your way when your name is announced into the beautifully decorated ballroom, and it makes you feel like you’re either going to throw up or pass out.
Professor Crewel was kind enough to design and create a set of formal wear for you, all accessories made just for your specific charms. He’d insisted you take it free of charge, knowing all too well the Headmage would not provide you with such a thing. All he asked was that you score high on your next test, to which you heartily agreed.
Now, as you walked down the steps, staring down at your feet so you wouldn’t trip and make a fool of yourself (and so you wouldn't have to meet the curious eyes of your classmates, wondering why you had shown up so late), you hope and pray that anything will get the attention off of you.
“Shrimpy!”
If anyone had looked away, Floyd’s running tackle into you brought their attention right back.
You both go crashing to the floor in a flurry of expensive fabrics, limbs flailing inelegantly. Floyd does you the great service of shielding your hand from the hard, polished floor with the back of his hand, crushing your done up face against the white collared shirt of his suit.
“You kept me waiting!” he pokes your forehead hard, voice whiny and so very loud.
“Sorry.” you say, voice muffled by his chest.
You don’t think he hears you at all.
“Hm, that doesn’t matter anymore. You’re going to be spending this dance with me!” he declares, effortlessly picking you right off the ground and back on your feet, a sly grin on his face, “So if any of these minnows try to get a dance with you, just tell ‘em no.”
You blink once. Twice.
“Floyd, you shouldn’t tackle people. Now your tie is crooked.” you say blandly, reaching out to straighten it yourself.
“Oh it’s always been like that.” he says flippantly, and you can’t help but hear the confused whispers so obviously directed at the two of you.
So much for not having attention on you tonight...
An Octopus's First Impression
I have so much brainrots but im not a good enough writer to put them into actual stories and stuff😭 AHHHH TEH PAIN (If it isnt obvious enough I have low confidence in myself with my writing ability TT) But yes, Hello! This is going to be my debut as a twst writer and perhaps for other fandoms too<3 for now I am most comfortable writing for twst though, but please do enjoy your visit on my page!
Azul has yet to make a proper introduction to you
Part II
>GN!ReaderxAzul
[disclaimer] A rather desperate and calculative Tako
[characters] Azul and the other sillies that get in his way X3

When you first arrived at NRC Azul was surely not one of the individuals you'd paid mind to. The first dorm leaders that made their appearances known to your acknowledgment first was Vil because of his striking awe-stunning and jaw dropping beauty, Kalim because of his outward friendliness and radiating-welcoming personality, and lastly Riddle because of his fierce strictness to follow the school rules accordingly (And along with other respective proper and prim mannerisms and clothing rules to abide by whenever your paths were crossed)
Idia of course did not make his presence known and you literally did not know of him only until later after meeting Orthro, and even then you've only heard of him and never actually seen him. I mean cmon, who has honestly?
Leona is always hiding away, lazing around somewhere as he naps away into his own comfort so you dont even encounter him until some magical fateful day, but thats a story for another time :)
Although perhaps meeting him already when everyone is asleep, you arent really formally introduced to Malleus. So until then, you technically havent met Malleus for multiple reasons that are rather lengthy to list.
And then there's Azul. oooooh boy. Despite how interested he is in you regarding your sudden magical predicament and trying to approach you, you somehow always seem to be going astray from your interactions with him
He's tried to approach you, ensuring he'd give a lasting impression on you as he's heading on over to greet you properly
though things dont go as planned when Lilia is suddenly snatching you away to go entertain a certain activity of his out of nowhere
Or when you're being chased by a random Savanaclaw student with a bread bun in your mouth and Grim buried in your side as your arm wraps around him securely, holding about 4x amount of food in his paws (Cater in the background taking pictures of this and posting it on his magicam #delinquent #hungry for some breadbunz #Getting chased #My junior is so cute and trouble some #Uh oh trouble!)
Perhaps if it weren't for those troublesome classmates of yours, ah yes - Ace and Deuce - then you wouldn't be stuck in a tree branch right now with that troubling huntsman below you trying to help you down and he would by now be shaking hands with you
Why are you just all over the place?! You've already met with that Lazy Lion when all he did was sleep on the floor and you miraculously tripped over him, resulting in him catching you in his arms before you fell face first into the hard cobblestoned floor! He didnt even do anything to try and approach you so why is it that despite all his meticulous planning on trying to approach you and make an appearance, it just never happens?! Not only that but you're now indebted to that second prince just for you to do him a solid and fetch him a meat sandwich. Seriously, what a waste of a perfect opportunity
Do you perhaps already know who he is? Is that it? Are you actively trying to avoid him?! You're stressing him out already here Prefect, hello?! Its very important for a business man to expand his connections, you know. You two have never even properly met! Now that wont do at all, he must make his appearance now. Especially when you can offer that lovely little dwelling of yours for a branch of his add on of the Mostro Lounge with some talking and persuasion of course :)
He's been carefully looking over your schedule, trying to figure out what classes you go to at what time and when; will we be able to cross paths here? What about when you head on over to your chem class? You have lunch with who and where? Noted, now he can definitely prepare to approach you now. Is he desperate? Of course not, he's just ought to give you a proper greeting is all! Its not weird that he's trying to remember your schedule and trying to talk to you and-
You're in the library, studying up on some topics you don't quite get in your history class. The library was rather quaint and tranquil, a nice aesthetically pleasing place to help you go over your lessons and to study. You had a test coming up in Professor Trein's class and that was something you did NOT want to fail in again. Failing once or perhaps twice or maybe even a possible third time but who knows was already enough to bring your grade down to get a harsh scolding from Riddle and a sympathetic look from Trey
Your face all in the book, your notes plastered and sprawled out on the side where they rest on the table, and your other needed stationary next to you, you were in a environment where no one was around for you to focus up and study hard
Well, no one around except for Azul
Perfect! This is a great opportunity to approach you now! No one is around and he can even talk up into having you indebted to him by helping you study! This situation is rather perfect if he says so himself
A confident look spreads across his face as he walks on over to you, a perfect and professional air surrounding him
"Good evening Prefect, It's a pleasure to finally meet your acquaintance. I do apologize on interrupting your study session here but I would like the humbling experience to introduce myself."
A nice and firm smile is sprawled on his face as his hand is outstretched towards yours to make a formal shake. You look up from your book and stare at his hand, soon taking it as you sit and ponder only for a second
"Oh, aren't you that guy who couldn't get above 10 inches off the floor while riding his broomstick?"
Crack. After finally being able to introduce himself for GOD KNOWS HOW LONG, you know him for THAT?! For sevens sake! Not as Octavinelle's Dorm leader, BUT "that guy who couldn't get above 10 inches off the floor"
God he wants to go curl away and hide now. His hand flinching as you mention so but you keep a firm hold on his to give him a proper shake, a little oblivious to his faltering demeanor
"I think Floyd mentioned you before too. You're that boss running Mostro Lounge he said right? I think he said your name was-"
"Azul Ashengrotto." Clearing his throat a little before he continues "It's a pleasure to meet you (y/n)" Azul is quick to regain his composure and returns the firm hold. How strong you grip and how long you shake is incredibly important in dealing with business, especially when wanting to make lasting impressions to expand your social networks
In his mind though he wants to quickly eradicate that impression you have about him, and thus he asks to join you - to which you complied - in hopes of overwriting and hopefully making you forget that horrific thing you witness regarding his flight skills
And of course Floyd just had to meet you before he did. Its not really surprising considering his boisterous personality and extroverted behavior when in the mood, but perhaps Jade has also met you then too. Considering that those two tend to be near one another
No, of course he's not feeling bitter that even those two slimy eels met you first. Of course he's not feeling a little irritated that they didnt try to strike you up into making a deal with him. Or maybe the fact that whatever those two were doing they'd at least try to make you two meet! Afterall, he did tell them to send you over once due to his interest in you. But he then adverts his attention back onto you when mention how you are currently studying for an upcoming test
You dont know him at all yet, so you let yourself be completely vulnerable. Looking like the smart and reliable gentleman that he is, you ask him to help you study. Oh how you make it so easy for him, he didnt even need to offer!
With a pleasant smile on his face, his slick and gloved fingers pushing up the frame of his glasses, he happily accepts with a sweet tone in his voice as you both sit together and go over the lessons together
Just a comp of Floyd laughing like a drunken crackwhore because we love Nobuhiko Okamoto 💙🧡
Ft a little bit of traumatized Jade
Testing new brushes 🐟


Something something end of book 4







Don't worry, though


MORE OCTAVINELLE HEADCANONS:
All of the octotrio can not type to save their lives. It wasn't a skill any of them needed. Ink and paper don't do well underwater, and a computer would fair even worse. So, anytime the three have to type, it takes forever! Their slouched over, looking between the keyboard and the screen, only using two fingers.