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this sounds silly. I’m in.
Reblog if you want your followers to leave horrifically bad pickup lines in your askbox, anon or not
omg gold ATTENTION SRMTHFG FANDOM!!!! This is what we are doing now!!
Literally any scene from Brooklyn 99, but with the Hyperforce
Nova: You guys are doing a polar swim, why didn’t you ask me?
Antauri: We didn’t think you’d be interested.
Sprx: You’re always cold, you brought a blanket to a Mets game in mid-July.
Sprx: Guys, I screwed up big-time.
Gibson: Sprx, given your daily life experiences, you’re gonna have to be more specific.
Nova: [picks up Chiro]
Chiro: Do I even weigh anything to you?
Nova: Nope. It’s like holding a couple of grapes.
Gibson: Rules were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Chiro: Uh, pinatas?
Nova: Glow sticks?
Otto: Karate boards!
Jinmay: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Sprx: And rules!
Antauri: Has anyone seen Gibson?
Gibson: [lying face down on the floor] Present.
Antauri: I will hunt you down to the ends of the Earth!
Mandarin: I love you too!
I got blocked before I even searched anything.
guys we’re not being cringe to keep out the twitter users. we’re being cringe to keep out the ALGORITHMS, the CAPITALISTS, the INFLUENCERS. twitter users are welcome as long as they agree this site is UNMARKETABLE
2023
1. COMMIT TO THE BIT
2. PARTAKE IN THE DIVINE ACT OF CREATION
3. LET THE SOFT ANIMAL THAT IS YOUR BODY LOVE WHAT IT LOVES
The funniest homophobia I ever experienced was a Mormon lady at my work telling me she would accept me being gay because we have to get along as coworkers but I really should consider not being gay because gay people have sex like animals (especially gay men) and she just couldn't stop thinking about it and how gross we are. She started really getting distressed, near tears, and saying 'I can't stop thinking about it. I can't stop." over and over and miming some kind of sex acts with her hands and I was like ?????? What is happening???? One of the other Mormon ladies had to come over and pat her on the back and help her sit down to help her calm down and our boss gave her the afternoon off due to being too upset to work.
So what you’re saying is I should post the same poll on several different websites to get the best results
no moderation at all would be better than this. legitimately. i can block the nazis and zionists and transmisogynists myself, the only time moderation staff step in is to remind me nd my friends that we're not welcome. they're fucking cops, they dont serve shit, they dont protect shit, they're just in it to hurt people and exert power
Okay!! Thank you so much!! I’ll give it a try :D
I am going to regret this when I get really bad brainrot but-
which Ikemen game would you recommend to start with? I wanna give them a try-
i remember you telling me you didnt really like the whole non-con thing a lot of otome games do so for you i'd try ikerev first!! personally i think its a lot fluffier than some of the other games (depending on whose route you pick probably, ive only played two to completion) theres still suggestive content towards the end of each route but its not as bad as, say, ikepri.
Hold up hold up hold up. I don't watch Hannibal and was never into the fandom but I have learned quite a bit through dashboard osmosis, including the fact that Hannigram is canon (still reeling tbh) but now you're telling me Hannibal dies in the end??? And it's like super tragic and whatnot??
Maybe I'll watch it after all... I am hemophobic tho so I'm not quite sure how lol
Yeah Hannigram is canon, they actually have sex on screen in the episode titled 'Mizumono' the romance between them is truly gutting.
Explaining Stray kids
Stay: No, they're not gay.
Non-Stay: Whos that making out in the corner?
Stay: Hmm? Oh, that's just Minsung. As I was saying, they're not gay-