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Friendly reminder that this is an actual CANON quote from the half-blood prince

drarry quote of the day

“Harry, however, had never been less interested in Quidditch; he was rapidly becoming obsessed with Draco Malfoy.”

This is me lmao

Hermione: How much sleep did you get last night?

Harry: Three hours, believe it or not.

Hermione: Straight?

Harry: No, bisexual.

Hermione: And what do we tell ourselves when we're having impulses to throw ourselves off a cliff?

Harry:

Harry: ʸᵉᵉᵗ

Hermione: NO—

Harry: in theory I'm bisexual, in practice I'm depressed.

Draco: harry honey-

Draco: life is a baseball bat Harry: and I'm the piñata

MOOD

Draco: Why are you sad?

Harry: I don't know

Draco: You're sad for no reason?

Harry: Oh no, there are plenty of reasons. I'm just not sure which one is it this time

MOOD

Draco: So, what’s your plan for today?

Harry: ...none of your business

Draco: You’re going to stay in your room and isolate yourself again, aren’t you?

Harry: maaayybee

Draco: Ugh, but you do that everydayyy

Harry: It’s called social anxiety

A big thank you to @prvngslet for helping me come up with a textpost

draco: your eyes are beautiful

harry: why thank you they don’t work

draco: right, well we’re dating now so tell me more about yourself

harry: i hate when people ask that, like what do you want? my earliest trauma or my favourite colour? be more specific.

draco:

MOOD

harry: *staring at draco* he could run me over and i’d thank him

ron: *hearing this for the 58th time today* i’d thank him too

MOOD

hermione: you need to make a choice!

harry: how about i…cry instead