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✰ warnings — swearing … suggestive content (if you squint)
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TERRIFIER 2 (2022) dir. Damien Leone
The Country of the Blind.
Yan Blade x GN (Stellaron Hunter) Reader.
Synopsis: You had one job. You already hear Kafka’s scolding from several galaxies away.
Warnings: Yandere themes, unhealthy relationships, hostage situation/forced servitude, descriptions of corpses/violence, and manipulation.
Word Count: 1k.
*~*~*~*
“You were supposed to guard the cargo.”
Blade doesn’t move his legs a single inch toward or away from you. He continues to wipe the blood off his sword with two of his fingers, silent. You were used to violence and death at this point of your life; hell, you grew up surrounded by it all the time.
But… this… this is…
Unnecessary, and against the protocol Kafka had told both of you before setting you off on this hijacked ship. No bloodshed unless one of the employees acts up, and even then you two keep it to the bare minimum it takes for them to get back to work. We still need them.
“Do you have any idea what this means for me?” You glare, crossing your arms as you look down at the mush of what used to be a human at your feet.
“Mm.” Blade murmurs.
“What the hell is all of this then?”
“You don’t get to tell me what to do.”
“Yes, I do,” You huff.
When Blade looks at you, you feel your heart drop to your stomach. He’s reverting from being mara-struck again, but the unnatural light in his eyes is still there, watching you.
Will… you be next?
No.
He wouldn’t.
“I told you back then, [First]. I’ll repeat it as many times as I need to.”
He crouches a bit – slowly, but uncaring of the corpse he steps on to get closer to you.
“You are no Kafka. You can’t control the mara.”
Those words hurt more than they should. But they are true. You’re no Kafka… but you are [First].
“So what? Those orders came directly from her. I am supposed to be your retainer. Stop forgetting that, Blade.” He stands back up, and you can swear your legs are about to give way to the bloodied floor below.
“The point still stands,” With a heavy stomp and a loud squelch, what is left of the worker’s skull is reduced to wet dust.
“It does-”
“However, I don’t forget you’re my retainer, [First], but… it seems you forget who I am, not the other way around.”
You look behind him, to the other poor worker frozen in terror who was supposed to be cleaning this shared room of yours.
“Room service can never be so bad that it would make anyone want to murder someone who makes bare minimum wage.”
“They messed up your order,” Blade rebuttals. “And they forgot to wash your sheets.”
“The point still stands.”
“It doesn’t.” His fingers go back to wiping his sword.
“You’re ridiculous.” You sneer. No response.
A silent warning to shut up for now. Kafka warned you of this when you first followed Elio’s path. Your ‘destiny’ as she and him like to call it.
*~*~*~*
“All of us are each other’s destiny. Your hands are my hands. Your words are my words. We lend out our hearts and souls and gain unimaginable joy in return.”
Kafka smiles. You continue to bow to your superiors. Only four wanted to introduce themselves, but you’re aware that there are more.
“You can stop bowing, [First],” Firefly says after a few moments of silence.
Thinking of it as another order, your spine is a straight line as you salute to her. “Yes, ma’am.”
“You… really don’t have to call me that.”
“Do you prefer sir?” You ask, your face and tone still fierce.
“Just… Firefly, please.”
“Understood.”
“The same for me. Just Silver Wolf is fine, feel free to give me a nickname though… if you’re good at Kaihon that is.”
“Pardon?”
“Sigh… another NPC…”
“I’m sorry, I am not following.”
“She’s talking about Blade,” Firefly points to the man staring from the far corner of the room.
“Bladie,” Kafka croons. “Come a little closer.”
*~*~*~*
“The tea just came with oat milk and not soy,” You grumble, crossing your arms. “It’s not a crime-”
“It’s their job to listen to directions.”
“No. That’s your job.” You correct. The janitors came just a few minutes ago once you rang the service bell. One of them fainted while another vomited. A fair reaction, all things considered. Not only are they forced to be on this ship per Kafka’s idea to make it easier to enter this planet’s underwater cities, but your partner just had to act up at any minor inconvenience.
“I disagree.”
“Sil’s right. You’re… just… so selfish.” You spit out the last two words as if you were choking on sand. Perhaps even small remnants of shells, with how you couldn’t breathe for a fraction of a millisecond.
“That is part of the job, is it not?” Blade asks. He turns his head to the side. The confusion seems genuine, so you decide not to use an insult as an answer this time around.
“We as Stellaron Hunters follow the Path of Finality. We… fight our destiny, yes. But we still look out for each other.” You rest your bandaged hand on your collarbone area. Blade’s eyes widened at the sight. You aren’t sure why, you had had this injury for a few system hours. Unless…
Unless… he didn’t notice?
Was… he really that distracted with gutting that servant and fantasizing about making swords out of their bones?
You decide not to think about it for now. Partnering up with Blade guarantees a path to the top, but how bumpy and perilous that path is is up to him and him alone. So, you keep quiet. Sip after sip of the chamomile tea, Blade’s breathing gets louder. Wait. No. Slower.
“They cleaned up the mess,” You say, looking out the window to see the beautiful coral reefs all around the ocean floor. “Their family is onboard this ship too, per Kafka’s orders. I’ll attend the cremation tomorrow if they would let me. As for you…” Blade looks at you no further, staring down at his unwashed, red hands. “Just please… guard Silver Wolf’s virus.”
He just nods.
Well.
That ends that, right?
I LOVE WHEN HE DOES THAT FACE
NOTHING BEHIND THISE EYES
hes just a silly little guy! (he's a horrifying fucking monstrosity)
the cat king after edwin left port townsend:
Tried to draw Wally more puppet-ey and he looks very silly
[ID: Two full body digital drawings. First is black-and-white noir detective, wearing a trenchcoat and a fedora, his face is square, and he looks as if he hasn't shaved in a while. He is smoking
Second is a humanoid man with grey skin and bright pink hair. He has wide eyes and a large, spujey-toothed smile. He wears a dark blue suit with a bright pink tie. There is also a belt around his right leg. On the side is his color palette, the sock pattern he wears (grey with shrimp on it) and a varient costume pattern (blue with white dots) /End ID]
Ramirez was made by @somebodytolove31
Oswald was made by @helldenizen
Detective D. Ramirez:
The Detective is a very strange individual. There is something about him that has attracted supernatural events since his childhood, he has in fact interacted with the supernatural so much that he has gone insane.
He's mexican, trans, bisexual, twice divorced, a chain smoker, a functional alcoholic, has anxiety, is forever haunted by the horrors, and he's my little baby girl he deserves to win.
If you wanna learn more about him, look at my blog (helldenizen) with the tag #the detectiverse
Oswald Night:
He doesn’t have much lore because he mostly is just a silly guy.
Oswald is a gang leader, a dandy guy, but most importantly he has pharyngeal jaws(second set of jaws, his ones are referenced from moray eels).
He also likes shrimps. He mostly eats food that contains shrimps in one way or the other. He wears socks with a shrimp pattern.
"you're a good kid"
NO HE'S THE BEST KID
Antony Starr is so breathtakingly attractive oh my god
petey boy :)
he’s done nothing wrong ok canon doesn’t exist 🤞
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