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Reblogging because I feel this so much it hurts.

lol i forgot that the war and marauder deaths are all canon??? what??

at this point every single marauders era fic i read that doesn’t specify is canon divergent or a no war AU because i don’t need that kind of negativity in my life

wait lowkey how do I make friends on this app

do I just do random tags and hope people will respond with "yo I'm not a mass murderer how was your day?"

modern au>>>>>>>>>> canon

eren hcs

ᴀᴜᴛʜᴏʀ'ꜱ ɴᴏᴛᴇ: eren simps eat up.  ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢꜱ: modern au, fuck canon timeline   ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ:  female ɢᴇɴʀᴇ: crack, fluff (?)

eren who gets a new tattoo every other week showing you it each an every time

eren who’s never at home but can be found at the local deli making friends with everyone and anyone 

eren inciting fights because he knows that most people will pussy out at the end of the day 

eren facetiming you at the end of the long day telling you about everything and anything 

eren who has a small fang that only shows up when he smirks, making him 20x more attractive 

eren who’s a model and is famous all over the world so he’s always found with a hoodie on and never looking into the camera 

eren who loves teasing you, knowing how much you lose your cool in the best way 

eren who stares at you from across the room, gaze heated in the best way 

eren who makes you breakfast before you wake up saying “I was hungry and yo’ ass was near”

eren <3

—tagging ; @izukus-gf​ ; @sscarchiyo​ ; @spike-this-ass​​

Just a little Spoiler for my Brawl Stars AU

I use to give the middle finger to my AU and I make the characters be out of character.

I make them have different personalities and act different to their canonselfs.

Also...

Twist the Starr Park Lore and make it a Crossover with other Supercell games!

Me after I made a character be very different and OOC than their Canonself bucz I think it's cool and I been far away from the fandom for 3 or 2 years

Normalize making semi-canon/no canon or reinterpretation aus and disobey what canon says and does

So, at first I was excited that Luka knew both Ladybug and Chat Noir are Marinette and Adrien because him knowing would result in Luka getting more screen time, more Lukanette scenes, and maybe some Lukadrien scenes as well (because yk Biperieon ¬‿¬).

But now that I think about it ( and the amount of fan content I’ve seen) ((and with the knowledge of how this show sadly goes)) this is probably going to end up being a way to make help the LS “progress” with Luka’s help.

And seeing the tweets about what’s going to happen now that Luka knows, I’m very confident that this is going to happen. Which makes me pretty sad and not only because I’m a bit biased (being a Lukanette stan and all) but because of this it’s probably either going to two ways.

One way is that with Luka helping in the shadows it could backfire and Luka gets akumatized again. Another way is just him getting more screen time, but not actually helping them (or well it seems like he’s helping them) but in the end just pushing the LS together.

Which is kinda sad because I think they could use this revelation in so many ways. For example, they could dive in to Luka’s feelings and the inner turmoil he must be feeling after this revelation and how he tackles these feelings (without getting akumatized might I add :)). Which in my case I would really like to see.

But since the show is probably going to go in the lateral direction all we really can do is….

F*CK CANON AND EMBRACE THE FANON

On another note, I still have one more question ever since I watched “Wishmaker”. What would Luka’s childhood dream be?

Anyway! Thank you for coming to my tedtalk. I hope everyone has a wonderful rest of their day! And always remember…

But that’s just my opinion (・ε・)

reblog this if you are a canon divergent portrayal out of pure fucking saltiness towards the canon

its theory time because i dont want to accept the fact that the emperor is reys grandfather

Rey is a Kenobi. Her grandfather was Korkie Kryze, son of Obi-Wan and Satine.

No, listen. What happened in the year 39BBY? Korkie was born and Obi-Wan turned 18. We know that he and Qui-Gonn were on mandalore while he was a teen.

Satine and Bo-Katan don’t have any other siblings, and Korkie is not the son of Bo.

Korkie died when he was 20. So what if he had a child who would later be a parent of Rey. She was born 15 ABY, 34 years after Korkie’s death.

"Your ship will never be canon!" Well duh why do you think I write fics in the first place?

i- i am not okay ༎ຶ⁠‿⁠༎ຶ why would you do this so foul (jk ily🤍)

I have no regrets.

petey boy :)

he’s done nothing wrong ok canon doesn’t exist 🤞

So, at first I was excited that Luka knew both Ladybug and Chat Noir are Marinette and Adrien because him knowing would result in Luka getting more screen time, more Lukanette scenes, and maybe some Lukadrien scenes as well (because yk Biperieon ¬‿¬).

But now that I think about it ( and the amount of fan content I’ve seen) ((and with the knowledge of how this show sadly goes)) this is probably going to end up being a way to make help the LS “progress” with Luka’s help.

And seeing the tweets about what’s going to happen now that Luka knows, I’m very confident that this is going to happen. Which makes me pretty sad and not only because I’m a bit biased (being a Lukanette stan and all) but because of this it’s probably either going to two ways.

One way is that with Luka helping in the shadows it could backfire and Luka gets akumatized again. Another way is just him getting more screen time, but not actually helping them (or well it seems like he’s helping them) but in the end just pushing the LS together.

Which is kinda sad because I think they could use this revelation in so many ways. For example, they could dive in to Luka’s feelings and the inner turmoil he must be feeling after this revelation and how he tackles these feelings (without getting akumatized might I add :)). Which in my case I would really like to see.

But since the show is probably going to go in the lateral direction all we really can do is….

F*CK CANON AND EMBRACE THE FANON

On another note, I still have one more question ever since I watched “Wishmaker”. What would Luka’s childhood dream be?

Anyway! Thank you for coming to my tedtalk. I hope everyone has a wonderful rest of their day! And always remember…

But that’s just my opinion (・ε・)

Playing Rosie a bedtime song on his violin as he looks longingly at John, who’s asleep in his chair.

I wonder what Sherlock is doing right now

I'll die with this ship. Period.

I am going to tell my grandchildren this is Twilight

Me acting cool trying to protect my lokius heart from season 2 :

I agree, he would make a great Dad. Yeah, he wouldn't really know where to start, but he would definitely treat the kid(s) the way he wanted his own dad to treat him. I think he needs an understanding partner to help him sort things out and help care for the kid(s)!

NOTE: I am NOT a fan of Dabi x Reader Fics. I feel uncomfortable picturing myself doing anything romantic/sexual with any character/anybody. That being said, I am okay with reading smut between two characters. In fact, I ship DabiDeku. I know that it would never happen in canon, but who cares?

So my hot-take fanon of the week is this.

A lot of people say Dabi/Touya does not want kids, because ✨daddy issues✨

I honestly believe the opposite, I think the compulsion to out do Endeavor includes the idea of having kids, he knows it’s not a good idea, but that doesn’t stop him from wanting it.

To be the dad he never had. He doesn’t know the first thing about parenting (obv) but he does know what not to do.

Not saying he would be the best Dad in the world but he would try his damndest. He would do everything he wished he could’ve done with his dad, giving his kid(s) a fun time while healing his own inner child.

He’d definitely be one of those dads that is like the wife/baby mama/ s/o has a adult child. He’d be just as dumb as the kids, and they’d all get in to trouble like ‘fuck mom is gonna kill me’ causing the kid(s) to giggle themselves half to death.

He wouldn’t care about how powerful their quirks were, or if they even had any, he’d love them no matter what and would in a second jump to burn the world for his family. The family he chose and that chose him.

just my two cents tho.

smutty p.s : totally has a breeding kink, man stuffs you like a Twinkie and you can’t tell me otherwise. possible breastfeeding kink, cus you know mans also has mommy issues. (same tho)

i’d literally die for him.

I find it very funny that I entered the marauders fandom for wolfstar and now CANNOT GET ENOUGH OF ROSEKILLER I LOVE MY LITTLE BABIES THEY’RE MAYBE PSYCHOPATHS BUT I LOVE THEM AND WOULD DIE FOR THEM EVEN IF THEY’RE BOTH CANONICALLY DEAD FUCK CANON MY POOR BABIES YOU DESERVED BETTER

(still love wolfstar though)