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Weaponized incompetence Xenophilius Malfoy.
Join death eaters plz: But I'm just a dumb blonde, what is dark magic, oh a unicorn.
But he's so smart, he bagged Pandora Lovegood AND Sirius Black.
And he kept this shit until he died.
autistic folks when their routine gets disrupted, and they don't get alone time when they're supposed to get alone time
tintin shoveling bread into his mouth as he gets shot at will forever be one of my top tintin moments of all time
ulf got a dragon and immediately went to kings landing to flex to his peasant besties 😭😭😭
heavy tw
been thinking about this for a while… binge disorder andre.
he stays on a diet during the day, bringing his own lunch to school and watching his calories all the time. his obsession with food is always blamed on being an athlete. whenever anyone asks him about it, he mentions some nutrition book he read or a diet a favorite runner of his has. he works out nonstop, even at home. he’s constantly doing push-ups, sit-ups, and jumping jacks in his room.
when darkness falls, he starts eating. he sits out in the kitchen while mel meows at his feet for food. there have been nights where andre is crying while eating and begging himself to stop, but he can’t. he feels disgusting after, often throwing up or working out until he has to start getting ready for school.
there’s a scale by his bed, right by his nightstand. he checks it every morning and bases his entire day around it. he’s passed out multiple times during track practices and meets, but he convinces himself it’s because he’s been eating too much.
it’s a vicious cycle. he can’t escape it.
always thinking about andre going to a program for his anger issues.
in the fireworks scene, cal asks andre “you don’t want anger management?” and andre replies “not if i can help it, no.” this is a very clear nod at andre having already experienced counseling and hating it. instead of just saying no, he adds in the “if i can help it.” when he was younger and not very able to control himself, his parents most likely put him in a program against his will.
knowing andre, he would’ve lied to get out, telling people that he feels so much better and that he’s a lot less angry than he used to be. in reality, he learned how to mask. he couldn’t stand the meetings and activities the program had him do; it was fucking stupid. all he wanted to do was go home, and he’s dead set on never going back.
andre kriegman is the type of bitch to literally say “ha ha ha” when he laughs
thinking about how cal’s mom most likely drove a minivan due to having three kids… imagine cal and his siblings fighting over who has to sit in the back… plus him having to hop out of the minivan in the middle of the school parking lot trying to act all cool…
I’m not convinced he can actually play because there’s no way that’s happening with gloves on
Congratulations to that asker because the saxophone pic finally convinced me abt your fuckable old man. The powers of a cute photo (possibly in a diff artsyle or smth to net the people who weren’t convinced by the default art like me) shouldn’t be underestimated
LMAOOO
david overexplaining everything and killing the vibe boy why are you so audhd
