He's Not A Dilf Yet - Tumblr Posts
2 years ago
Oropher: Where the hell did we find this fuckin' kid, man?
Elrond: My mom threw herself off a cliff because she thought that my 'adoptive' fathers were after the rock she loved more than us and then you kinda just picked me up
Elrond: I remember that very vividly.
Gil-Galad: *Mildly horrified laughter*
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He's not a dilf yet
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His mom is a bird who enjoys child abandonment
and his dad is a star
so he has some issues
and his brother is the great-x-something grandfather of the man who fucked his daughter
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TW: Suicide
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