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Hawke: hoe don’t do it
Anders: *blows up the chantry*
Hawke: OH THANK THE MAKER. I was worried for a minute there that you were actually making that potion, or otherwise doing something that might end up hurting you. This is so much better, good job, love, good riddance to that awful, awful building. Now, let’s go kill some Templars and then run off into the sunset together like we always dreamed of
really.
It was Kirsten Dunst before Zendaya.
It was Edward Norton before Mark Ruffalo.
It was Tobey Maguire before Tom Holland.
But it always will be Robert Downey Jr…
The grief I felt in this moment-
The feeling of utter dread over what this meant
You ever notice that a lot of people want to try and fix Hancock may it be having him drop his Chem addiction or even to somehow reverse him from being a ghoul.I find it intresting that of all the characters I see so many people wanting to try and fix him because it personally seems like he has his shit together.
Song lyrics are from Catabolic Seed by the Scary Jokes
I FLESHED out one of my characters more and now I've fucked up a perfectly good bot by giving her emotional and relationship issues. oops.
Rick Moranis? more like
my only source of serotonin right now
what is like… the most on brand, stereotypical zodiac sign trait is true for you?
Someone tell me why my shitposts get so much more attention than my in depth posts?? 😭😭🙏🏽🙏🏽
I’m just so genuinely confused bro 😭
I’m sorry but a lot of y’all are being real weird about Spencer doing that song with tx2. Spencer seems pretty chill about being a guest vocalist in songs (honestly it seems like if someone asks, he’ll do it) and him trying to help other bands make a name for themselves, even if you don’t like all of the artists, is a good thing.
Clearly the band is a huge fan of INK so this has to be a big deal for them. When I saw them on the Kiss of Death Tour, it was obvious how stoked the singer was to be on tour with them.
Don’t like it , don’t listen. It costs nothing for you to keep scrolling and ignore something you don’t like.
ohhh october be kind. on god be kind
im sorry its just to beautiful
Sebastian: Go clean your room! Leonardo:
Azul’s first plan to stop Jamil’s plan was an elaborate roleplay scenario where he called Jamil master and i’m just putting this out here cause this man was told “hey this guy is tricking everyone, has kidnapped the protagonist, and is gaslighting/manipulating someone using his mind control powers”
and azul’s first response was
“ok so i have to take him to a secluded location so i can stare into his eyes for a bit while he evilly monologues at me after spending a lot of time with him… for the everyone’s sake obviously”
like this guys plan was
-spend a lot of time with jamil
-spend time with jamil alone
-roleplay
AND WHEN HIS PLAN WHEN THIS FAILED WAS:
plan b- call him handsome and telling him that he never noticed how good his figure is
azul really went up to jamil mid-breakdown and went “nooo you’re so sexy… don’t kill me ha ha”
especially in reference to the jasmine seducing jafar Aladdin scene?! (also this movie has a lot of questionable things i completely forgot about, that scene is so gross)
his plan was “ok jade you go interegate people i’m going to go play board games with jamil.” and i know that he had actual reasons to go distract jamil and sorta investigate him a bit but really???
also right after jamils breakdown and overblot the second thing after essentially just asking, “r u conscious?” was “heyy, wanna move closer to me u r super smart and interesting, please hang out with me more, i think we would be an awesome couple- i mean business partners, please please please transfer into my dorm and move in next to me please”
and like okay azul. chill out. please you are embarrassing all of us.
funny things ace has done/said that makes me think he might genuinely have feelings for the player character
flirts but then says it's a joke. literally goes "haha jk. unless? 👀"
suggested sharing a bed Twice
"i don't have time for dating when i have to worry about you" SIR????
"i didn't think i'd be into your type, but maybe i was wrong. just kidding! or am i?" I AM GOING TO KILL YOU
immediate first reaction to seeing yuu in danger is to protect them
legitimately worries about yuu when they're not around
gets defensive when yuu is insulted
hated the idea of having to abandon yuu to save himself during the playful land event, wanting to stick with them even when everyone was in active danger
is, to my knowledge, one of the Very few people who actually has yuu's phone number (im pretty sure he's the only one that actually asked for yuu's number?? malleus cmon step it up /j)
"DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW WORRIED I WAS?!" him literally every time yuu was in danger but is saved by someone else and wasn't the one to save them
his first response to getting an SOS from yuu was to drop everything and run to them instead of letting anyone else know (bro probably didn't even explain what was going on to his family 😭)
Stranded | JJK | E2L
Jungkook’s offer to help you study for your exam is unwelcome. His entire presence is unwelcome. You don’t want help from the guy who passes all his classes without even trying. It’s annoying — he is annoying. From the way he grins whenever he catches you staring at him, to the way his eyes shine whenever he smiles at you. Oh, and let’s not forget the way his tattoos shift when he stretches or the way his jawline sharpens when he’s focused. Nope, you definitely can’t stand him.
›› AU: Enemies to lovers, fuck/badboy!Jungkook ›› Genre: Fluff / Smut / Angst ›› Rating: NC-17 (explicit sexual content, 18+) ›› Pairing: JJK x Reader ›› Word Count: 13k ›› Jungkook Snuggle Drabbles. Warnings Include: A lot of swearing, heavy themes of miscommunication and strong judgements, Jungkook sleeps around a lot, university related stress, brief mention of past underage drinking, emotional and romantic angst, argument, the desecration of a mug. Sexual content: Protected sex, blowjob, cunnilingus, face sitting/riding.
A/N: This one’s for you @fallinforkoo I hope that you like it!! This is not something I would usually write but the idea popped up when seeing the request so here she is! A little cliché but I hope it’s original enough. Let me know what you guys think!
“As your best friend,” Taehyung says sheepishly over the phone, “I really need you to do me a favour.”
You groan, leaning your head over the edge of the bed. “I don’t like where this is going.”
He hums. He doesn’t even laugh. There’s just a brief silence before he asks you the impossible. “I need you to invite Jungkook for the get-together on Friday.”
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