I Love You Romeo - Tumblr Posts
that boy is a montague 🤭🤭💙
Romeo and Juliet is the story of a hyperbolic rebelion
GOOD HEAVENS??? my beloved please cease your aggressions towards my dear cousin! you make my heart flutter but simultaneously make mine brow furrow... i know your kind are of the feral sort but have some decorum, i beg of thee ☹️
can you try that last part with me
i didn't know montagues could be hot until last eve... who was going to warn me?
aye, beloved romeo 💙 pay no mind my theatrics, but the loss of thee would mean to me the loss of all i love....... 😓 one romeo equals that of ten of my mother, twenty of my father, and one hundred tybalts!!!!! 🌹🌹 never say such dark things ever again, my sweet prince..........
If I were to pass, to be slain. Would you shed tears for me 😞😞 put a heart of blue if aye 💙, and a heart of red if nay ❤️
that explains that special little glow in his eyes... twas the twinkling of twinkness. i should have known.
Okay so Romeo is very obviously not the manliest of individuals, not by a long shot.
Thus follows 2 incredibly cursed thoughts.
1. Romeo is a Twink
(This is very difficult to explain to Real Live People who are not on tumblr)
2. Tybalt Capulet's first thought upon seeing Romeo (whether it be the masquerade or the Afternoon) was, unfortunately, the equivalent of:
I want that twink Obliterated
So. I'm sorry.
born to elope in mantua with him
forced to practice my needlepoint
"montague this!"
"capulet that!"
i have a dagger
thank the saints neither my father nor my mother is in possession of this application. too little of my secrets shared, yet still too much...
@romeonotexiled
Juliet: *yawns*
Romeo: Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring.
Juliet: Than you must be exhausted.
Tybalt: Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely.
💙
@romeonotexiled @thecapuletjuliet i saw this on an outing today, was it perhaps you two?
sincerest apologies to juliet nation for mine inactivity. i'm afraid some... UNIQUE developments have arisen! 😀
my father hath informed me that i, juliet capulet, am to be wed to paris escalus...! huzzah.........
send prayers. @county-paris
HELP ME I HAVETH BECOME SWAMPED BY OTHERLY MATTERS. I AM SO INSUFFERABLY BUSY. I AM SORRY JULIET NATION.
COUNTY PARIS, WHEN I CATCH YOU PARIS ESCALUS 👊👊
where's romeo?
dooooon't care...
where's romeo?
This is basically Romeo's theme song
lord help me
county paris, whither hath thee been? it hath been far too long since thou has’t last posted, and i am worried. did thee wander off again?
I have wandered into the hands of my fateful love!!💝 Thou would not BELIEVE just how busy the preparations holy matrimony truly are!! Though I shouldn’t wish to spend my time doing anything else!!💞💞
JULIET NATION!
it hath been too long since i had come to speak to you all... i'm afraid that life had gotten rather hectic. my engagement with... paris... has been quite eventful.
i'm truly morose over abandoning you all for so long. verona just seems to be the birthplace of all chaos!!! i will resume my irregular posting habits from here on out, i assure thee ❤️❤️
a while back i had noticed that my dear romeo seemed to have discovered a new media he enjoyed: dead poets society.
seeing as my beloved had so enjoyed such a film, i decided to give it a look as well!
'tis safe to say i quite liked it as well. although it became a bit morbid at times.... i would never!
such news be true, your highness... such a delight to see thee 'round these parts of tumblr! pray tell, when exactly did thou procure this app? 😀
Apparently my kinsman, Paris is to be wed with the daughter of Lord Capulet.
Congratulations... It was incredibly sudden, though
good morrow, verona!
'tis i, juliet capulet, monarch of juliet nation. today i will use my free time to experiment with things called games of the video kind. i can only assume it shall be wonderful!!
the video games i have acquired in the name of engaging in are the team's fortress (the second), mining craft, and mayhaps i shalt dabble in some forted nights!
thank you, juliet nation, and i shalt update you all later on how my video game escapades went. ❤️
