Paris Escalus - Tumblr Posts
sincerest apologies to juliet nation for mine inactivity. i'm afraid some... UNIQUE developments have arisen! 😀
my father hath informed me that i, juliet capulet, am to be wed to paris escalus...! huzzah.........
send prayers. @county-paris
HELP ME I HAVETH BECOME SWAMPED BY OTHERLY MATTERS. I AM SO INSUFFERABLY BUSY. I AM SORRY JULIET NATION.
COUNTY PARIS, WHEN I CATCH YOU PARIS ESCALUS 👊👊
lord help me
county paris, whither hath thee been? it hath been far too long since thou has’t last posted, and i am worried. did thee wander off again?
I have wandered into the hands of my fateful love!!💝 Thou would not BELIEVE just how busy the preparations holy matrimony truly are!! Though I shouldn’t wish to spend my time doing anything else!!💞💞
such news be true, your highness... such a delight to see thee 'round these parts of tumblr! pray tell, when exactly did thou procure this app? 😀
Apparently my kinsman, Paris is to be wed with the daughter of Lord Capulet.
Congratulations... It was incredibly sudden, though
oh good paris, thou hast done something i actually like for once! thank you dearly for freeing my dear cousin... the ironclad will of my father be strong, but your word and convincing be stronger. i will see tybalt at once, and also notify my mother of his new freedom! (he's her favourite, i do believe)
thank you paris ❤️
Good morrow, friends!! Thy hath found that without the presence of the good Tybalt all hath been quite dreary.😕 So, I made the decision to lift his banishment!! Tybalt shalt no longer be confined to his corridors, and is now blessed to freedom by order of I, Count Paris!!
why dost the royal veronian family look so........ unique?? like, county paris escalus himself looks as if his mother and uncle had a very close relationship 😕
THERE ART TWO WOLVES INSIDE THEE, AND THEY BOTH ROOT FOR CAPULET 🗣️🔥🔥🔥
Thy come bearing apologies to all of Verona for mine absence, though thy found it necessary to remove mineself and partake in some much needed thinking!!
I simply wonder why so many find it wrong of me to be so truly fond of the Capulet household. Am I not to be married to their own daughter? Hath they not been anything other than kind to the likes of I?
Anyone would understand that their own household comes first, but it should be known that Juliet is to be part of mine household too, and so long as she be a Capulet they hath mine respect.
HEY! i can say it. he's MY fiance (🤮🤮) after all!
why dost the royal veronian family look so........ unique?? like, county paris escalus himself looks as if his mother and uncle had a very close relationship 😕
GOOD TIDINGS, JULIET NATION!
'tis juliet! i am back from the despicable trenches of cosplay and will now be resuming regular updates on me and mine family!
speaking of mine family.... matters have grown tense. the wedding (you knkw, the one regarding me and county paris?) hath kept getting pushed forward days upon days! 'tis leering ever closer you see, and i hate to admit that i am terrified.
in my heart of hearts i love another, and 'tis misery that mine own flesh and blood cannot see such! i have not slept one wink in the face of my marriage, the prospect of being wed to the one who is not mine more mortifying than death himself.
... well that 'twas a bit melancholy! anywho. other than that i be merry. i do hope juliet nation be merry too!
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hello, good kinsman! 'tis mercutio 'ere.
how hast thou been, and how be the preparations for thy wedding going?
How do you do, dear Mercutio? My sincerest apologies for another sudden absence!! Thy hath been quite busy balancing the preparations for mine wedding along with other responsibilities, though I do believe thy have cleared most of them right up!!
Now I must only hope everyone plans to arrive! Say you will bring your Montague friend along with yourself! Juliet seems quite fond of the house, regardless of the… circumstances!
Oh, but no feud should pose a problem for our big day! Tis a celebration of union after all!🫶
thank you paris. this is one of your several (three) messages that have actually made me smile. may the stars smile upon thee for my party tonite ♥️🎂
please avoid speaking with tybalt, by the way.. he hath grown antsy in his groundings, and may be a bit more aggressive than usual. thx 🙏
Dearest @thecapuletjuliet, I pray that this day of thou birth be filled with mirth and delight as we celebrate the lovely soul who hath graced mine and so many others lives.💞May this year bestow upon thee all that thou heart doth desire, and may our days together be ever more blessed.💗
i posted on ao3 :))
https://archiveofourown.org/works/37574920
summary: As she is getting ready for the party, Juliet reflects upon her mother and the possibility of being married to Paris.
i love you
I know, Juliet
this captureth the vibe of the gang quite well, methinks
Tybalt: *Posts a picture the quality of which gets distorted and becomes super low to the group chat*
Mercutio: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents.
Tybalt: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you.
Paris: Actually I did the maths, Mercutio would have $255, not $0.15.
Juliet: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Romeo: While you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Juliet: Sorry I only have a dollar
Romeo: :(
Paris: Hey, I just realized my friend is right, Mercutio would have $22,500 because it’s a dollar for every pixel, not a cent.
Juliet: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice.
Paris: You can buy anything you want with $22,500.
Benvolio: Yeah, and she wants soda and apply juice.
Romeo: Apply juice to what?
Mercutio: Directly to the forehead!
Benvolio: Great chat, everyone…
juliet... dost thou want to run away with me? verona is suffocating indeed... let us take our loves and flee.
GOOD TIDINGS, JULIET NATION!
'tis juliet! i am back from the despicable trenches of cosplay and will now be resuming regular updates on me and mine family!
speaking of mine family.... matters have grown tense. the wedding (you knkw, the one regarding me and county paris?) hath kept getting pushed forward days upon days! 'tis leering ever closer you see, and i hate to admit that i am terrified.
in my heart of hearts i love another, and 'tis misery that mine own flesh and blood cannot see such! i have not slept one wink in the face of my marriage, the prospect of being wed to the one who is not mine more mortifying than death himself.
... well that 'twas a bit melancholy! anywho. other than that i be merry. i do hope juliet nation be merry too!
um... dear paris, prithee, couldst thou clarify which montague thou art referring to?
hello, good kinsman! 'tis mercutio 'ere.
how hast thou been, and how be the preparations for thy wedding going?
How do you do, dear Mercutio? My sincerest apologies for another sudden absence!! Thy hath been quite busy balancing the preparations for mine wedding along with other responsibilities, though I do believe thy have cleared most of them right up!!
Now I must only hope everyone plans to arrive! Say you will bring your Montague friend along with yourself! Juliet seems quite fond of the house, regardless of the… circumstances!
Oh, but no feud should pose a problem for our big day! Tis a celebration of union after all!🫶
mine... own benvolio?
sure, I shalt let him know he is invited to thy wedding, dear cousin!
(for a moment there I thought he meant romeo 😭)
hello, good kinsman! 'tis mercutio 'ere.
how hast thou been, and how be the preparations for thy wedding going?
How do you do, dear Mercutio? My sincerest apologies for another sudden absence!! Thy hath been quite busy balancing the preparations for mine wedding along with other responsibilities, though I do believe thy have cleared most of them right up!!
Now I must only hope everyone plans to arrive! Say you will bring your Montague friend along with yourself! Juliet seems quite fond of the house, regardless of the… circumstances!
Oh, but no feud should pose a problem for our big day! Tis a celebration of union after all!🫶
wake up, brother 😩
I think I shall run off to a flower field to stew, and perhaps then I shall realize that mine worries are in fact only worries!! I am NOT setting thyself up for a loveless marriage, oh no!💞