I Will Not Apologize - Tumblr Posts

3 years ago

Someone being toxic to you? Send them to me, I’ll fucking shoot them with peas.


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2 years ago

Rewarding and Challenging.

This job is exhausting.

I have spent multiple nights up until 2am planning, finding just the right exercises, wondering when a video would help and if they're understanding the content I'm showing them, worrying if the questions I've prepared to test their understanding are fair, questioning if I'm working too hard on grammar or not hard enough, stressing out over if they actually understand why/how we use modals, does the vocab I send them for reference actually increase their vocab recognition, are they overwhelmed or are they feeling unchallenged, am I helping, for the love of fuck am I helping?

My mother warned me about this.


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8 months ago

Don't worry babe, I've got you!

Don't Worry Babe, I've Got You!
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And we have (somehow) blasted right through the 300k word ceiling. Nearly to the finish line folks, but have this 14k chapter that I cannot pick an excerpt from because way too many things are happening at the same time.


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1 year ago

"Hey you draw good, can you draw m-"

NO YOU CLOWN-FACED MAGGOT, YOU UTTER FOOL, YOU CONDENSED PINEAPPLE, YOU ABSOLUTE WET BLANKET, YOU DECEASED ELEPHANT, YOU ANT, YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING PEANUT BUTTER CRACKER, YOU WARM MILK OF A PERSON, YOU COMPLETE COLD TOILET SEAT, YOU SOPPING WET DRIPPING ASS BABOON. I WILL NOT DRAW YOUR CRUSHED BUG LOOKING ASS FACE BECAUSE I HAVE TEN COLORED COMMISSIONS AND AN ANIMATED COMMISSION TO WORK ON YOU FUCKING WORM!


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1 year ago
Uhmmm Actuallt Theyre Totally Siblings.,. Thats Why They Can Deal With Eachothers Bullshit.,.

uhmmm actuallt theyre totally siblings.,. thats why they can deal with eachothers bullshit.,.


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5 months ago

I made a very stupid mistake today. I have a mild garlic allergy where if I eat it I'm going to be in a lot of pain for a couple hours after I've eaten it. The thing is, I fucking love garlic bread. It's objectively the best food to have ever been made and every time I eat it life gets just a bit better until the bad shit kicks in. Now, I ate garlic bread about 11 hours ago (it is currently 4:10 am) and I have been in pain for about three hours now. I'm not saying I regret my decision to eat garlic bread, I'm just saying that I regret something garlic bread flavoured that doesn't have any garlic has been invented yet.

Tldr: I'm allergic to garlic but it's fucking delicious and now I am in pain because I have no self control and I'm probably going to do the same thing in like two weeks


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