I Am Stupid - Tumblr Posts
Omg i just realized that today was saint valentines day lmao
Im so stupid, I totally forgot that shit existed even though i got chocolates… like how the fuck didn’t I realize that sooner?
everyones reblogging those posts like “i vow NOT to reblog any misinformation or fake posts on April 1st!” but i can make no such promises because i am 1) stupid and 2) gullible
Im so Fucking Stupid that I just realized that the word 'viral' comes from 'virus', and it's used in social media to describe how quickly something spreads on there. God, I can feel my ancestors looking down at me.
If you ever tagged me to do one of those tag game thingies and I never did it:
1) Thank you, seriously. Those are fun and being included shows that my followers care enough to want to learn more about me.
2) Very sorry about that, it’s extremely likely that I said to myself “Cool! But I’m busy at the moment, I’ll have to do this later today or tomorrow” before proceeding to just straight-up forget, now it’s too far back in my notifications and/or your blog to find again.
Ok so I’m at a Fall Out Boy concert and I was trying to get to my seat. I was in the wrong row, so I tried to step over the chairs behind me to get to the right row. So I stepped into a chair, and the entire row of chairs came crashing down and in (they were folding chairs) and I fell off and kind of into the chair. Everyone was staring, and I figured I might as well post this before someone else does. Can’t wait for my tumblr infamy and my stupidity immortalized.
For some reason I thought this was about convention artist and I was really confused back here for like 10 minutes.
I mean I know those can also destroy some rich person psychologically, I believe in them.
"con artist" is maybe the profession with the biggest gap between How Cool They Are In Media and How Cool They Are In Real Life
...I looked at this and genuenly thought this was movie vs older book Harry Potter...
Someone give me my brain back please
they’re in love your honour
im sorry if I annoy you with my questions, its just who I am
I beg for more operationfreaky.... ANYTHING,, !!
BE MORE SPECIFIC AND YOU’LL GET SOME PLZ
I just realized something
I see jungkook the way I see Izuku,,they both could try to get as buff and muscled up as possible but with their big eyes i will always coo and call them my babies.
claw weapon. Best thing on earth
Garden claws! Very useful both for digging and for Black Panther impressions!
I made stickers for my friends. The purple thing is my friend’s oc. Btw these are the references I guess.
I made a very stupid mistake today. I have a mild garlic allergy where if I eat it I'm going to be in a lot of pain for a couple hours after I've eaten it. The thing is, I fucking love garlic bread. It's objectively the best food to have ever been made and every time I eat it life gets just a bit better until the bad shit kicks in. Now, I ate garlic bread about 11 hours ago (it is currently 4:10 am) and I have been in pain for about three hours now. I'm not saying I regret my decision to eat garlic bread, I'm just saying that I regret something garlic bread flavoured that doesn't have any garlic has been invented yet.
Tldr: I'm allergic to garlic but it's fucking delicious and now I am in pain because I have no self control and I'm probably going to do the same thing in like two weeks
super dumb thing i’ll probably do next year - explained in points
get to attend a race
get to meet dr3
get him to write down “stop being them”
get this tattooed
aka me, danny and my burning need to get things tattooed
Me: nah I'm kinda good at writing, like I do not postpone stuff too much, I've got good ideas and I actually put effort in my grammar.
Also me, trying to write down one fanfiction on google doc: qwertyuiopasdfghjkl
Wait, bejeezes is spelt (and said) like that!???? I always thought it was beejesus…
WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME THAT!!!
Just appreciate her legs.
Hear me out: what if
We all make fankids for Metabound
-Insert rizzdolon emoji here-
Not me fantasising about playing sburb with all of my friends 😭😭😭 (it included angst 💔)