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A streaming services corporate headquarters talking about me: "this person has watched the same movie over four hundred times this year alone. F***. Maybe we should just send them a freaking copy/DVD of it and save our servers. What a freak."
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I'm starting to believe every misgonistic man should give birth, give them a vagina for 9 months, and make them give birth to a snake egg. this would solve so much problems
Hannibal literally just did it for the lolz... he said wait.. my name is Hannibal......... what if I........... oh this is going to be hilarious
Dr Hemlock why is every scientist that works for you a woman
Are you into some kinky stuff?
He made me feel really happy last Friday but I haven’t heard from him since. He told me he had something real busy going on through the weekend, but it’s Tuesday now. Idk he’s on break over there so maybe he’s just traveling more or something. :(
all the backgrounds look like if u asked ai to recreate minecraft
Alright let’s run down why this trailer sucks.
First up… this is not how Minecraft terrain generation WORKS. I understand they’re trying to push the blocked aesthetic of the world, but this just looks like bad world edit creation with these massive block shapes making up the arch here.
This is not how trees in Minecraft look. They don’t have branches like that.
What is the crafting recipe here? A couple iron ingots and some sticks haphazardly placed on a crafting table make… what is that? Two buckets on a chain??? What the fuck item is that? Why isn’t it a familiar Minecraft item? Why is the recipe not important? Why does he say Jack Black’s panda Po’s catchphrase while crafting it?
THIS is the only accurate thing in the trailer so far. A tree floating and its component piece hovering in the middle. That’s accurate. Good job.
Why are we doing piglins invading? Why are they not zombifying in the sun? Why are they shown multiple times in broad daylight raiding villages when we have actual RAIDERS IN THE GAME we could be using instead?
Here’s the magical mcguffan. Probably how they get into the world and how they get out.
And finally the creeper. I know people like to assume the creeper is made of grass, but given the texture of the poster I have a feeling this is legitimately 100% how the creeper looks in movie too. It’s just… grass. Highly detailed dense grass.
That is not how I envision creepers.
There’s sooooo much wrong with this film I am BAFFLED at how bad it is. How do you get Minecraft THIS WRONG???
Arcane Incorrect Quote #15
Jinx: I don’t think the therapist is supposed to say ‘wow’ that many times during their first session with a client, but here we are.