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Overhaul is growing on me. Not in the "holy fuck I'm gonna simp for this man" way but in a "he's neat I'm gonna shake him around like a snow globe and watch him puke after" way.
ITS BIKINI KILL DAY!!! GUYS IM SEEING BIKINI KILL IN CONCERT TODAY!!!!
AHGGHGHGGH
all i can say is i've had a very emotional 20 hours thanks to 241,039 words, 46 chapters, and a plot so good my brain rattled around for a few hours
ladies we need to start frantically and obsessively reading books in less than 24 hours again..remember how happy we were
There are HMS twitter accounts and since twitter is imploding I wanted to share some bits from them I find hilarious
The mini grimace saga
July 10, 2023 - (18:00 UTC)
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HARD THOUGHT !
pairing: jay x fem!reader x heeseung
wc: 987 words
cw: smut, threesome, birthday sex, double penetration, usage of nicknames.
warning: 18+ content, minors dni
a/n: its super rushed but happy birthday @heesuncore 💗
You wondered what your roommates would be up to this year, granted they did go out of their way to get you a cake, surprising you the exact second as the clock hit twelve, indicating that you were finally a year older. The surprise was sweet considering you hadn’t known each other for more than a month, being new roommates.
However, a lot had changed over the span of a year, which also included your current relationship with the boys. You were close, and the boys were overprotective when it came to you, which was endearing enough as it was, yet you never expected them to genuinely spoil you, getting you your favourite flowers, snacks, and also cooking for you whenever they got the time to do so. They kept you entertained, always, and you would be lying if you say that you didn’t have even the tiniest bit of attraction towards the two boys, Jay and Heeseung.
They looked godly, they carried themselves with the utmost respect too, which only made you fall deeper for both of them. Which brings you back here: Your eyes were covered with a silky black cloth, which blocked your vision perfectly as Hee and Jay stood on either side of you, holding your arm to guide you into your room, a sweet scent of cake lingering in the air, mixed with something vanilla flavoured, which you couldn’t quite pinpoint.
Jay opened your blindfold to reveal your decorated room, full of balloons and polaroids everywhere, scented candles lit up and a pretty cake kept on the centre of your bed. The biggest smile graced your face, the boys mirroring your expression soon after. Jay and Heeseung held the cake up together, the candles illuminating your face as you closed your eyes, wishing for the things you wanted so deeply before blowing the candles.
“Happy birthday, sweetheart,” both the boys whispered, feeding you little bites of the cake before keeping it aside, their attention solely on you, especially when you pulled them into a hug, “ready for your gift?” They asked, making you look up at them in confusion.
“Wasn’t this a gift though?” You asked and they stepped closer, Heeseung’s finger caressing your cheek, “do you trust us?” He asked, and you shivered with how Jay’s warm hand rested on your waist, “tell us, baby,” he mutters, his voice raspier than ever, your knees felt weak just by this.
“I do,” you manage to let out, eyes fluttering close, feeling Heeseung’s lips on your neck, “yeah? Then are you okay with this, baby?” He asks, his hand slipping inside your top, brushing his fingers against your under boob.
“Say it, princess,” Jay urges you, his lips leaving featherlight kisses on your jaw, trailing down to your neck.
“Yes,” you say, letting the boys take over, your heart beating out of your chest as they helped you get on your bed, Heeseung being the first to make you gasp, his lips capturing yours in a fervent kiss, Jay using that time to get rid of your top, your back arching the second he took your tits in his mouth, the other hand fondling and paying attention to your other tit.
It felt like heaven. You would have never thought that any of them would even make such advancements, but having the two of them together was beyond your imagination, your whole body felt as if it was on fire.
“That’s it, baby. Be a good girl for us, let us please you, yeah? Our pretty birthday girl,” Jay says the second Heeseung leans back, his nose buried in your neck.
“So fucking pretty,” he whispers, coming down to slide your pants down, a whimper leaving your mouth at the sight of Jay removing his shirt, his pants coming off next. Your eyes widened for two reasons; one because Heeseung had fully immersed himself in eating you out, his pointy nose brushing against your clit. Second, Jay tapped your cheek, pushing his cock inside the warmth of your mouth, both boys groaning as they drowned in the pleasure of you.
You moaned around Jay’s length, especially when Heeseung’s tongue flicked your clit in the best way possible, “oh god,” you breathed out, lip bitten to conceal your moans. They continued their ministrations for a while, Jay joining Heeseung as he rubbed his thick fingers, pushing them inside your cunt, your walls clenching around them.
“That’s it our prettiest birthday girl, let go,” Heeseung coos, watching you shake as you fall apart on Jay’s fingers.
But they didn’t stop there, pumping their cocks, spreading your juices all over their length before Heeseung looked in your eyes, Jay positioning you on his lap, letting Heeseung enter your pussy first, your eyes watering at the stretch but it felt too good to even speak. Jay caressed your face, kissing the expanse of your skin to soothe out your nervousness.
Jay couldn’t hold back anymore, pushing his cock in your already stuffed cunt, this time Heeseung taking the initiative to kiss your lips as a distraction, letting Jay fill you in along with him. Soon, they both were groaning, praising you alongside for taking their cocks so well, the stimulation of their own cocks brushing against each other making them go crazier than usual, they had you right where they wanted you.
“Happy birthday, princess,” they both said the second you reached your state of euphoria, making sure you felt good through and through, emptying their cum inside you and you felt fuller than ever.
They both knew how overstimulated you felt, and they made sure to clean you up, showering you with kisses all over, you giggles only making them smile at you, the aftercare was everything you had wished for and more. But what made you feel even happier was how they both held you to sleep.
It was the best birthday gift ever indeed.
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Am I busy with work? Yes. Do I have eight different fics in my drafts that I'm writing about simultaneously? Yes.
yoongi in a manbun, YOONGI IN A FKN MANBUN OMGGG
Leonard Nimoy in that tight black shirt -
I just got out of an argument with a “friend” of mine (if I can even call him that after this) about who’s a better lyricist: John Lennon or Kanye west.
I might fucking shoot myself I’m actually fucking losing it I can’t I can’t I can’t I’m going to do it I’m fuckibg going to lose my FUCKING MIND
Anhways I promptly started crying because he started playing a Kanye song about like sex and shit as a response to strawberry fields and oh my fuckibg god I’m fuckkng losinv it again help me
uh huh jungkook is crazy
he's the reason why I'm crazy
NAH CAUSE WTF IS THIS????? WHAT HAPPENED TO THE STICKERS COVERING THEM BROOOOOOO
Yo who was gonna tell me that kissing is nice? Just (kinda) made out with a boy for the first time and OH MY GOD
White Bear
Literally, all I know about this brand is what's on the packaging in the one scene I've seen it in 🤣 But here it is anyway.
Details:
Founded in 1990
The only confirmed product I'm aware of is the "Noodle Soup" Xavier buys
For some reason, one of its major selling points is "Total Weight: 115g". So, around the weight of a bar of Sgt. John McTavish soap
YES!!!!!!!!!!! 😭😭😭!!! FINALLY!!!
@keichanz @born-for-eachother @stillunderyourbed @katerinu @kaze-ranna @clearwillow @fawn-eyed-girl @neutronstarchild @lavendertwilight89
EXCUSE ME?! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!!! I’M DONE WITH HIM
HIS ARMS, HIS BODY, HIM!!!!