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Remus: [accidently brushes Sirius’s hand]

Sirius: [grabs and holds Remus’s hand aggressively] fucking commit to it already

Hogwarts houses as shit me and my besties have said over text

Slytherin:okay we seriously need a name for the group.

Gryffindor:okay listen-

Slytherin:?

Gryffindor: in my humble opinion-

Slytherin: oh look she said 'humble' like a nerdy lil bitch.

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Ravenclaw,sending a video of how the curtains are moving in weird way: yo????

Slytherin:gurl-

Slytherin:what the- is that a head????

Slytherin: gurl is that yoUR GRANDPA??¿¿¿

Ravenclaw:💀

Ravenclaw,probably drunk: stop doing start dreaming.

Slytherin,even more high: yeah that shit takes years of your life but dreams? They take a second.

Ravenclaw: hard work takes ages!

Slytherin: damn light-years-

Ravenclaw,suddenly goes back to function mode: the light years are used for distance in space you asshole