Hogwarts Houses As Shit Me And My Besties Have Said Over Text

Hogwarts houses as shit me and my besties have said over text

Slytherin:okay we seriously need a name for the group.

Gryffindor:okay listen-

Slytherin:?

Gryffindor: in my humble opinion-

Slytherin: oh look she said 'humble' like a nerdy lil bitch.

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Ravenclaw,sending a video of how the curtains are moving in weird way: yo????

Slytherin:gurl-

Slytherin:what the- is that a head????

Slytherin: gurl is that yoUR GRANDPA??¿¿¿

Ravenclaw:💀

So I was drawing the fnaf sb dlc poster and when I was zooming in on certain parts i was like-

SCOTT IF YOURE BRINGING BACK PEEPAW WILLY THEN HE BETTER BE IN A JAR OF DUST

I'm sorry but why does everyone imagine that if the lords had escaped the village with miranda being dead,that..that karl would be a dirty mechanic???? Like????? All the brains and all the inventions that he once made??? Are GONE!!???okay like maybe he'd own a car company or some shit like maybe own the future in his hands because he would be that super genius that created robots??????????????????????

Am i the only who uses different names when reader a fanfic???? Like no one I put my name in my head when I'm reading???and like there's a different name and a completely different oc for each character I read about..am i broken????

Now I don't know if I'm a slytherin or ravenclaw

Great

Griffindor: I’d DIE for you

Slytherin: I’d KILL for you

Hufflepuff: I’d die WITH you

Ravenclaw:

Ravenclaw: guys, I’d just find a way where NO ONE dies...

The canon: Michael afton gets scooped,he isn't in love with Charlie Emily and he dies at the end.

Me and my imaginative crazy ass:

Michael is in fact in love with Charlie Emily who is in his age,she still dies and posses the puppet,Michael does get scooped and goes to work at the pizzeria where he meets puppet/Charlie again and since she can give the dead kids life in suits she actually can be any age,again beacuse I said so,and she heals Michael 2,they get married and have a kid,who is Gregory,but they were unsure if they could raise him because of all the things they have been through and somehow when Michael and Charlie were at the pizzeria it burns down and kills them both,gregory is homeless,Michael posses glamrock freddy and Charlie is still somewhere in her puppet form waiting to be reunited with her husband and son.