Robin: Yes! Cheeseburgers?

Robin: Yes! Cheeseburgers?

Nancy: No, no, no. No. These are a crucial part of the reward system.

Steve: Well, why does she get to have one?

Nancy: All right, okay, this is how it's gonna work. Robin studies, she gets a burger.

Steve: What about me?

Nancy: Robin studies, you get a burger.

Steve: It's a reward system, huh?

Nancy: Mm-hmm.

Robin: What else do I get?

Nancy: Just the cheeseburgers.

Robin: Oh.

Steve: I mean, our whole family knows that I’ve had a crush on you ever since like...

Eddie, grinning: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You have a crush on me?

Steve, smiling: Shut up.

anthony lockwood’s the type of guy to pull his girlfriend’s (lucy carlyle ofc) chair and say “milady”

(also said as MY LADY)

George: What is the best number? By the way, there's only one correct answer. Kipps: 5,318,008? George: Wrong. The best number is 73. [short silence] You're probably wondering why. Lucy & Lockwood: No, no, we're good. George: 73 is the 21st prime number, its mirror 37 is the 12th and its mirror 21 is the product of multiplying, hang on to your hats, 7 and 3. Did I lie? Lockwood: We get it. 73 is the Chuck Norris of numbers. George: Chuck Norris wishes. In binary, 73 is a palindrome, 1001001, which backwards is 1001001, exactly the same. All Chuck Norris gets you backwards is Sirron Kcuhc. Kipps: Just for the record, when you enter 5,318,008 in a calculator, upside down it spells boobies.

Steve: You love the pink ones.

Robin: I love the color pink. But I like the chocolate macarons. Steveee! I've already said I wanted these two.

Steve: No. You can't have two.

Robin: But I said...

Steve: You had three this morning.

Robin: I have not!

Steve: Downstairs. I saw you.

Robin: I've had one!

Steve: Not true. Eddie saw you. You’re lying. Why are you lying?

Robin: I am not lying. You are. Eddie!

Eddie: What? I like the chocolate ones as well. I have not had...

Robin: I wanted them!

Steve: I have the solution.

Nancy: Put them back. Stop.

Eddie: Why are you getting involved?

Nancy: Can you not just divide them?

Steve: ...three chocolate this morning!

Robin: I have not! I haven't had...

Nancy: Three banana macarons for the one chocolate.

Robin: Not a chance.

Eddie: That is devious.

Steve: That's very unreasonable.

Eddie: Please!

Steve: Why not? Eddie, you cannot... Why are you getting involved?

Lucy: *sees a couple of agency boys doing something stupid*

Lucy: Ugh, what idiots.

Lucy: *realises it’s actually just George and Lockwood*

Lucy: Wait, those are MY idiots!

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