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Me: man I’m bored
The 1,123,242 word count mechanisms/tma crossover series “The Stars Claim Them” by @rainbowstargazerlilies Lilies on AO3: 😀
How did Brian get thrown into the sky exactly. They imply he was on a planet, so what? Did they build a giant tower into space and throw him off it? Did they catapult him at max velocity into the sky? Did they shoot him out of a cannon?
When they wont fuck you or your train 😔
Something something draw your comfort characters like this.
(It’s Dani from Rolling With Difficulty Per Aspera campaign and Lyfrassir Edda from The Bifrost Incident by The Mechanisms)
Guys I have unfortunate news we can no longer fuck the train the archivist is on there
OH GODDAMIT ITS BIFROST ALL OVER AGAIN
Rolling with Difficulty: yeah their making a train that travels through a portal so it can transport capitalists to different dimensions
Me, a mechs fan, knowing how that ended for Yggdrasil:
Y’all I’m listening to the new RWD episode rn and Austin said “like Thor bifrost style” and a sleeper agent activated in my brain because of the mechanisms
Major Tom: good-bye all of my loved ones I am ascending into the cosmos to be with my people
Lost in the Cosmos: look I know I came from space but you motherfuckers CAN’T JUST THROW ME UP THERE. IM GOING TO DIE.
Major Tom (coming home) and Lost In The Cosmos have the same concept and vibes but very different emotions about going into the cosmos
Happy fuck you and fuck your train fuckteenth! Everybody fuck a train
did you know that Friday 13th was meant to be a really good lucky day meant for fucking because it was dedicated to Freyja, the goddess of love and fertility and the patron goddess of Fridays
but then Christianity found out about it and were like “Fucking???? outside of marriage????? NO NO NO!!!” and decided it was a horrible terrible bad unlucky day and you need to be super careful of everything you do in case you die or some shit.
so thanks Christians for ruining everyone’s fucking fun
Call me Gunpowder Tim the way I’m blowing up her moon
Jonny: yeah the Toy Soldier is doing fine
TS: *sings the most horrifying beautiful, tear filled song about the dehumanization of constant violence and war, and the never ending cycle that is pointless conflict.*
Jonny: yeah anyway Bertie fucking died lmao what a loser
Ulysses dies at dawn? What a fucking loser. Imagine dying.
Happy fuck you and fuck your train Friday!
Mechs incorrect Tumblr and Twitter posts
*meme blast*
Even more incorrect mech posts! If you guys have any requests for more maybe you could send them as an ask? (Please send both the image of the post and what mechs to put in. )
Also apologies if I’m neglecting certain mechs.
And more memes because I couldn’t fit them all in one post
Reasons why you should love Lyfrasilly Edda
- hates violins
- true crime girlie
- cannot go to pride because it gives them flashbacks
- sassy
- may or may not be dead but we ignore that
- hates the government
- works for the government
- doesn’t sleep
- heard the world was ending and decided it was the perfect time to drink as much liquor as they could.
- has no pronouns. Is not referred to.
- character designs range from anywhere to normal guy, hot elf, and creechur.
- had one hostile interaction with a guy and everyone decided they were gay for each other
- said guy is an immortal murderer from Space Germany
Add your own reasons in the tags I guess
Me seeing a transport police car: is that a. Is that a bifrost incident reference.