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Sorry I have been go for so long new up8 is really good

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Miss I love you but please do not hurt my feelings no more I am in pain, can I have some Jade Harley general hcs please 😃🤚

my only intent is to hurt you. And only you. Literally no one else only you. How funnnnnn

Jade Harley general headcannons!!! :DDD

She has no irl friends so you have to meet her in game, which sucks ass!

Jade is one of your closes friends, she talks to you about everything, even admitting everything about bec and her grandfather.

She rants to you about how annoying karkat is and how much she wished to see you. When you do eventually meet her it’s a complete accident. You accidentally created a teleporter based on your emotions.

IT WAS DUMB AND USELESS!!!! You don’t know why you made it. But the second you touched it you were sent to jade. OH FUCK!!! JADE?!?

But things couldn’t be that easy, of course jack had to be there! So you had to get jade the fuck out of here.

Which you did, jade ended up yelling at you. But you waited. You waited till jack was right in front of your eyes before teleporting jade back to her planet.

Not before a kiss on the cheeks... IN A FRIEND WAY!!! Jade.... Had a crush on dave... no, it couldn’t be, could it? Oh no. She was absolutely smitten for you.

The next time you both saw eachother was a lot different, you were both on the asteroid. Together!! :DD

Jade immediately went and poured her heart out to you, she didn’t think she could do it to Dave. But she could do it to you. Because, she somehow know you wouldn’t hurt her?

Of course, you hugged her a gave her a big ol’ SMOOCH!!!!

She’s so excited!!! She literally zaps around space for a bit to calm down.

She’s always holding onto you in some way - Unless you don’t like that’s D: she’ll keep it down to one kiss per hour - she’s never had really anyone to hold her and love her like you.

She loves cuddling up to you and giving you giant smooches!!!! She’s just so happy to be with you... well, you thought she was at least.

But all good things must come to an end don’t they?

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“john... i have a daughter shes almost harry andersons age”

What? Harry Andersons is almost 15, you and jade had been together for almost a 4 times that long. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god indeed.

“Jade...? I know you didn’t want to tell john. But I me?! You cheated on me! With rose! Are you fucking kidding me? After all we’ve been through.?!”

“Wait I’m-“

==> Teleport away from your wife.

Something something homestuck au memes

This shit is becoming like a coping mechanism against idk extreme artist block

i like it

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==> They keep coming bro, i can't stop them

too much eridan and meme tracing

hi im vince and this is slap my nuts

some important birthdays this month

sonc is now officially 36

Karkat is now officially like, idk 27 now?

I only read a small bit of HS^2 but I don't remember Ruby/Yiffy/Yiffanay having a logo so I made one for her.