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my faves when they try to break the fourth wall in my e rated slashfic
It's got James's hair color (violet), Meowth's fur color (cream could look white under some lights and his tail tip and back paw tips are orangish), general Team Rocket colors (white and black), and Meowth's charm color (gold).
I love it
i found it motherfuckers
Maybe I should start adding a disclaimer to all my James x Meowth fics:
📢 Meowth is always the Top Cat 📢
Fandom Problem #4346:
This is a pet peeve of mine and all together not that big of a deal but. I wish people started tagging who's bottoming and who's topping again. Look, I'm well aware that this is a weird thing to care about - if it were about real people. And I fully agree. But the thing is, in fanfiction this directly affects the characterization. Like, a lot. And everyone acts like they're above the seme/uke dynamics but it's always blatantly clear that they do still apply. Idk it just feels like an emperor's new clothes kind of situation to me. Like everyones just acting like they don't see or care about the pattern because "it's weird and creepy to care about such a thing". Personally, I don't think it makes me a bad person for caring about it because I can differentiate between fiction and reality. I just tend to get very particular about dynamics and really care about small details. Like, I don't care about it because I genuinely care about who's bottoming, I care because I can see the patterns and how it changes the dynamics...
one time i dreamt
Team Rocket's Meowth cheated on James with Garfield. James found out and cheated back—also with Garfield (James baked a lasagne and the rest just fell into place).
Then James gave birth to both Meowth's and Garfield's kittens in one litter. Jessie dragged them all onto the Jerry Springer show and Jon spit out his coffee watching it on TV.
In his "get rich quick" fantasies, James pictures himself with a Persian.
Now hear me out here
What if that Persian were actually Meowth, but evolved?
Imagine this: after getting rich, James saw that Meowth's hatred of his own evolved form was causing a lot of psychological anguish for Meowth. So he decided to use some of his money to help Meowth get Poké-therapy. After the therapy and years of mulling it over on his own, Meowth decided he did want to evolve after all.
And Meowth (now Persian) can still talk and still has a human-level of intelligence.
And he (and Jessie and James) now have enough money to tell society to fuck off if they don't approve of any unconventional relationships they might want to pursue.
and enough money to buy the best prenatal care for James and the litter of kittens they're going to have
In my case, the madness is shipping that pairing in the first place.
you ever see a ship you love so much and saying "i ship them" isn't enough. like no you don't understand they give me mental illness