Jaune X Pyrrha - Tumblr Posts

Enough.

... I hate that I'm pissed because I have a fuckin au idea and this time unlike all the ones I haven't posted yet, this one is... Arkos... SHIT.

Ok my own gripe with arkos and pyrrha aside I should probably explain my idea. So basically me being me aka a fuckin thief I decided to say, "let's give jaune a yuta deal from jjk." Because... I'm sorry I've been in jjk brain rot for the last month.. that and writing branded dogma but we aren't discussing that.

So basically after pyrrha dies to cinder it's not ruby who sees Pyrrha's death but it's actually jaune, and jaune unknowingly unlocked his semblance due to this and, well I have a little theory about semblances or at least I would like them to be handled, semblances manifest when a person has reached the peak of a desire, that semblance thus grants that desire. So basically once Pyrrha's dead jaune's semblance is released and it's a little different, I dub his new semblance, "spectral", basically how it works is he can imbue his aura into a anything and forces it to live, or if someone dies he could force their souls into his service. Anyway that's the idea now for some skits.

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Jaune found himself walking with Nora, Ren, and ruby as he watched Ruby looking over the map as she seemed frustrated. Jaune sped up and was next to her as they kept walking.

Jaune: h-hey ruby you alright?

Ruby mumbled something before looking at jaune as she jumped back slightly.

Ruby: dear oum! O-oh jaune! I didn't notice you were beside me, w-what were you saying again?

Jaune: o-oh I was just checking in on you is all.

Ruby: oh well I'm doing great, just annoyed with this stinking map.

Jaune nodded as he hesitantly put a hand on her shoulder and said something but ruby didn't hear as her face went pale with a shiver running down her spine with everything around her just vanishing.

Ruby looked around unnerved before seeing a suit of Spartan armor as a green flame burned from inside of it.

Ruby stepped back as she felt her breathing quicken as the suit of armor stared at her, it didn't have a face but Ruby could feel its stare.

???: jaune... Leave... Jaune... ALONE!

The suit of armor dashed towards summoning a spear as Ruby screamed-

Jaune: RUBY!

Ruby snapped out of it as jaune, Ren and Nora all stare at her in concern. With jaune holding her shoulders as he seemed the most concerned.

Jaune: ruby are you alright, you just f-froze and-

SMACK

Everyone stood in shock as a hand print had found itself across jaunes cheek as Ruby stared at him with her right hand raised to the other side of her head, her eyes wide with fear as she trembled in terror.

Ruby: d-dont.. don't touch me.

Jaune: ruby...

Jaune looked at her his eyes filled with confusion. Ruby stepped away from him as Ren looked at Ruby's demeanor closely.

Ruby: just.. d-dont touch me.. ok?

Jaune looked at her still confused but soon nodded.

Ruby and jaune didn't talk to each the rest of the day.

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Everyone had found themselves staring down cinders team as everyone had their weapons at the ready but lowered as cinder glanced at each of them with a smug expression before her attention was focused on the strange blonde fool, she didn't know why but the air around him... It felt... Cursed.

Jaune: you... How dare you act like this...

Cinder raised an eyebrow at the fool as her seemed to shake slightly.

Jaune: walking in here.. acting like this.. wearing all the atrocities you've done... LIKE A BADGE OF HONOR!

Everyone in the area could feel the air get.. cold. Extremely cold, as if the bashful fall had let in the apathetic winter.... No, the hateful freezing cold.

Cinder could feel it.. all of this presence.. where was it coming from?

Jaune: I'm going to make you pay... For everything you've done.

Jaune suddenly bolted towards her his sword at the ready.

Jaune: YOU. PIECE. OF. SHIT!

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That's all I got.. so far. If y'all got any questions just fire away in my asks and if you got an idea for the au just tell me.

I am desperately craving someone to hit up my asks so.. yeah.

Without anything else.

Rock on till ya drop. Tata mothafuckers 🤘

Cheers 🍻

Qrow: oh shit wait hey Blondie.

Jaune: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE, SPECIFICALLY IN MY SONS CLOSET?!

Qrow: wait.. this is your house... Shit thought I was in Tai's... Anyway mind if I-

Suddenly Qrows face was met with the barrel of one Milo owned by Pyrrha Nikos

Pyrrha: Qrow.. I'm only going to ask this once. LEAVE OR I WILL TURN YOUR CORPSE INTO SWISS CHEESE!

Qrow:... Can I atleast get some beer.

Jamie (Arkos son): *age seven, clutching his blankets* Daddy, there’s a scary man in my closet!

Jaune: *comforting fatherly tone* Jamie, it’s okay…I’m sure there’s nothing to be afraid of…!

Jamie: No, daddy! He’s tall and skinny and he’s part bird!

Jaune: *walks to the closet door* Here, I’ll check in the closet and make sure there’s nothing in there!

Jamie: Daddy, don’t! He’s really scary!

Jaune: *opening the closet door* Jamie, your dad is a trained huntsman! I’m sure I can keep you safe from whatever-

Qrow: *in the closet* AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

Jaune: 😱 AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

Jamie: 😭 AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

A little comparison between Arkos and Huntlow

Despite the fact that Arkos is a romantic relationship and Huntlow can end in various ways (as a romantic couple, platonic or just as besties) I like both relationships a lot and both have something in common: both relationships are based on knowing each other not because of their background, but because they know each other for who they really are and in both relationships they respect the choice and autonomy of both members of both relationships.

In both relationships they are made up of the prodigies:

and the underrateds:

Both Hunter and Pyrrha share the theme of their fight against destiny, (even though they both want agency and to be seen as their own person for different reasons the desire remains the same).

On the other hand, Jaune and Willow are underestimated and they're teased for it to the point that they both doubt their own potential (Jaune for his lack of semblance and Willow for not being good with abomination magic).

Jaune and Willow have no idea about Hunter and Pyrrha's background (Hunter is the Golden Guard and Pyrrha is a recognized huntress prodigy) so they treat Hunter and Pyrrha like normal people and they value that so much that they treat Jaune and Willow in return with respect and recognize their potential (Pyrrha teachs Jaune about aura, she helps him unlock it as well as recognize his masive aura, courage and leadership potential and Hunter sees Willow as a powerful and brave witch and an excellent leader).

So much so that when they discover how Jaune and Willow see themselves (Jaune sees himself as a fraud for cheating to get into Beacon and Willow calling herself a half-witch), Hunter and Pyrrha is shocked by this but still their visions of Jaune and Willow don't change and they become more closer to them.

Hunter and Pyrrha are able to be seen and recognized as their own person outside of their roles and Jaune and Willow are valued as self-sufficient people with great potential that can unlock.

A little comparison between Arkos and Huntlow

Despite the fact that Arkos is a romantic relationship and Huntlow can end in various ways (as a romantic couple, platonic or just as besties) I like both relationships a lot and both have something in common: both relationships are based on knowing each other not because of their background, but because they know each other for who they really are and in both relationships they respect the choice and autonomy of both members of both relationships.

In both relationships they are made up of the prodigies:

and the underrateds:

Both Hunter and Pyrrha share the theme of their fight against destiny, (even though they both want agency and to be seen as their own person for different reasons the desire remains the same).

On the other hand, Jaune and Willow are underestimated and they're teased for it to the point that they both doubt their own potential (Jaune for his lack of semblance and Willow for not being good with abomination magic).

Jaune and Willow have no idea about Hunter and Pyrrha's background (Hunter is the Golden Guard and Pyrrha is a recognized huntress prodigy) so they treat Hunter and Pyrrha like normal people and they value that so much that they treat Jaune and Willow in return with respect and recognize their potential (Pyrrha teachs Jaune about aura, she helps him unlock it as well as recognize his masive aura, courage and leadership potential and Hunter sees Willow as a powerful and brave witch and an excellent leader).

So much so that when they discover how Jaune and Willow see themselves (Jaune sees himself as a fraud for cheating to get into Beacon and Willow calling herself a half-witch), Hunter and Pyrrha is shocked by this but still their visions of Jaune and Willow don't change and they become more closer to them.

Hunter and Pyrrha are able to be seen and recognized as their own person outside of their roles and Jaune and Willow are valued as self-sufficient people with great potential that can unlock.

*Pyrrha and Jaune are currently on a class assignment through the Emerald Forest*

Pyrrha: Um, Jaune?

Jaune: Yeah?

Pyrrha: I was wondering, we make a great team right?

Jaune: Sure.

Pyrrha: So why don’t we lay down tonight?

Jaune: Hmm, sure. You can sleep there. *Pointing to a part of the forest floor* I’ll keep guard.

Pyrrha: Actually, I was hoping we could, you know…

Jaune: What?

Pyrrha: You know, knock boots.

Jaune: But I’m wearing sneakers.

Pyrrha: No! I mean uhh… hanky panky?

Jaune: Hmmm… no, I-I don’t follow.

Pyrrha: Uh uh. Bake the potato?

Jaune: Are you hungry?

Pyrrha: No, Jaune. I’m not hungry.

Jaune: Now, I don’t mean to brag, but I make a mean, rabbit stew!

Pyrrha: Jaune, listen to me.*Grabs Jaune’s face and pull him in* I want, to do it.

Jaune: Oooh, I see!

Pyrrha: Yes, Jaune.

Jaune: Hehehe! Nope, I still don’t get it.

Pyrrha: Oh, for Oum’s sake! Guess I’ll have to show you! *Starts taking off her clothes*

pyrrhaps they will meet again on the other side

Me: There’s a lot of jokes about Pyrrha’s death since she was a popular character.

My brain: Can you imagine all the jokes if Jaune dies.

Me: Stop that.

Pyrrah vs. CRDL rematch

While Jaune saved Cardin from an Ursa Major, Jaune still forged his combat records to get into Beacon Academy. This was why Jaune's severe injuries during a mission when Pyrrha was not around came as no big surprise to anyone.

Desperate, Pyrrha could only turn to Cardin Winchester for help with the medical expenses, to which Cardin agreed if Pyrrha would allow Cardin to show her one good night on the town.

Pyrrha managed to endure Cardin's assault early on. However, when the rest of team CRDL joined in that evening, Pyrrha's Amazonian body and warrior spirit gave out soon after. Overwhelmed by CRDL's insatiable appetite and debauched lust.

In the end, Pyrrha was draped between Cardin and Dove like a prize deer. Broken, exhausted, and her magnificent figure glazed in a mix of her and CRDL's filth. Her alabaster pale skin was also swollen red after hours under the roughly assertive attention of CRDL's expert hands. The photos taken of the evening were distributed to some of Cardin's close friends in the hospital wing where Jaune was convalescing.

A package was prepared for Jaune as a get-well gift. After all, what were friends for?

JAUNE'S HAREM (BAD ENDING)

Professor Jaune Arc's patience with the three most obnoxious girls ended one fine day, and he dragged them to the counselor's room to put the fear of authority into the three smug little brats.

Jaune had then made the mistake of laying his hands on one of the girls. It didn't matter who, but he was offered one chance; make them cum before he did or clear out his desk in the morning.

"No~! Gonna cum~! Wait, please~!"

Jaune had fought valiantly, but he was just one man against three of the most experienced girls in the school.

Heroically, he pinned the dusky Emerald Sustrai and, with a powerful thrust, splashed Emerald's juices down the side of a nearby desk.

With brute strength and luck, he subdued Cinder Fall and dampened her fire with ropes of cum across Cinder's cold face.

However, that tribute to his male ego was too reckless, and Jaune was exhausted when he faced Neo Politan.

His body was paying now for her over-eagerness in the earlier rounds. When Jaune engaged Neo, his legs turned to jelly and buckled at the knees while Neo's legs held steady as marble pillars in a proud letter 'A' against Jaune's impotent invasion of her ivory-cold body. Neo's wide hips and slender belly clenched, tight, and wet around the tortured muscles of Jaune's long, weakened shaft, which caused white spots to flash in his eyes as Neo's womb milked him from root to tip.

The sounds that filled the classroom as Jaune and Neo grappled made Jaune nauseous with dread and pleasure. At his peak, Jaune would still be too weak to overpower the girl and he was now too tired to counter her thrusts.

In a hoarse voice, he cursed Neo to clear his mind from the soaked, sticky sensation that clung to his hips like wet film. He pressed close and spat vitriol into Neo's ear, spanked her ass, cast aspersions on her virtue, and called her every kind of whore from Arkansas to Salem, Massachusetts until Neo's relentless rhythm strangled Jaune's voice into a strangled, helpless whine.

Neo laughed and relished Jaune's slavish worship of her incomparable body. Her scent was a mix of vanilla perfume, strawberry sweat, and feminine triumph, which set Jaune's brain abuzz like an agitated hive and eroded Jaune's will. Jaune had proven himself worthy prey, but his masculine fury was ultimately impotent compared to Neo's experience, her consummate skill, and a figure that would have put Aphrodite to shame.

The game was over once Cinder and Emerald recovered, pressed their sweat-slick bodies against Jaune's back, and dragged Jaune down to the floor. Jaune bucked and kicked like a downed antelope. Neo stared hungrily at Jaune's cock, hard to the point of uselessness, then smiled at Jaune as she ran her long tongue once up the tortured length of wet, exhausted muscle.

Jaune squealed and tried to shove himself into Neo's mouth, but the girls had let him go, and they laughed as he scrabbled across the classroom floor, looking for warm flesh to press his cock against.

"Please~! Have mercy~!"

Jaune then sobbed as he was forced to cum in his hand just like he did when his mother caught him in flagrante with his first lingerie catalogue.

Broken, Jaune held his useless meat as it bled white between his soft thighs, and he begged that the girls let him slink away with some measure of dignity intact. Unsatisfied, Cinder and Emerald had their revenge for Jaune's temporary victory over them, while Neo took her own trophies from her latest victim. The photos of Jaune's defeat would ensure the punishment of the three girls, but Jaune's humiliation is something he could never recover from. He would never again earn any respect from his students and peers, and all Jaune could do was leave the Academy in shame for the rest of his days.

JAUNE'S JOURNEY ENDS HERE

These are my only straight ships

i think that tonight is when our stars align

Cinder: How are you still alive weakling.

Jaune: I survived because the fire inside burned brighter than the fire around me. That fire was hope and love. (Thinks of RWBY, Penny, and JNPR V2) Their hope. (Thinks of Pyrrha) Her love

[credit to @humbledoodles for making this masterpiece]