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Petition to change the average father figure from some middle aged dude to hot goth lesbian butchers
The only exception for this is Steve Harrington
I love that in most shows the father figure is a random middle aged dude and then in Dead Boy Detectives it’s a goth lesbian butcher
Ok but imagine being so loveable that even the scary lesbian butcher who you've barely ever spoken to, who you once payed rent to using a jar full of coins, who gives literally 0 fucks to the point where she doesn't care that you're sixteen and don't attend school, feels the need to be a parental figure and console you after you set her up with a psychopathic stalker.
Niko really might be the character of all time.

Jenny is so mother in that she is a gay and cool woman also the looks, the blood, the meat cleaver but also so mother in the sense that she completely accidentally adopts two weird teenagers and a pair of very old gay ghosts who are emotionally stuck being teenagers.

About how dead are the dead boys? Are they super dead or just recently died? Can they get the alive detectives to solve their murders?
apologies for any uncertainty in my previous answer, I'll try clear it up. They are fully entirely and unequivocally dead and they have been for a long time, they are not in hell because of the power of friendship (and a legal loophole) and they are not in heaven because of a different legal loophole.
They all died many many years ago, except for the living girls who are alive (except for the one who was killed, but may not be dead due to the power of a mystical polar bear sold by an ex-walrus)
The alive girls also solve mysteries with them however nobody needs to solve the dead boy's murders as they know how they died (in a homosexual situationship and bullying respectively).
hope this clears everything up and leaves no further questions!!

@obituaryobliterater and I deliberated long and hard about this

I love every time people talk about them going into orb form and the other carrying them around.
I love you Orbwin and Chorb





Dead Boy Detectives characters + live, laugh, love variants
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things i want in dead boy detectives season 2: (because it IS happening, right netflix???)
charles and edwin Talking About It
charles Realising Things
crystal and edwin becoming closer in their grief for niko
niko COMING BACK. reunion rn pls
charles and jenny bonding over their shitty dads (and jenny becoming Assigned Parent to another traumatised teen)
more silly group scenes on cases
monty being free!! either in bird form or human form im just glad esther's gone
tragic mick returning to the ocean
the night nurse being annoyed at how much she's starting to actually like the boys





Dead Boy Detectives characters + live, laugh, love variants
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Dead Boy Detectives Extra Time
Bri, Ruth, and Jenn's tender, transcendental, terrifying interview with @overchers in totality. More questions, polls, and ghosts from the Dead Boy Detective Answer Time here.
I reblogged a post a few days ago about costuming in Dead Boy Detectives, but I can’t find it now. The OP made comments about how Crystal’s clothing choices are so different after she lost her memories rather than before she lost her memories. Crystal Surname-Von Hoverkraft wore dramatic makeup, designer clothes, very body-con looks, acrylic nails, sometimes straightened her naturally curly hair. Presumably to look whiter.
Crystal Palace wears minimal makeup and comfy clothes which look like they’ve been thrifted. And she doesn’t straighten her hair.
Crystal’s post memory loss clothes probably WERE thrifted. She had no ID and probably no money on her when Edwin and Charles exorcized her. Whatever clothes she had besides what she was wearing at the exorcism are probably provided by Charles and Edwin. Who likely had limited amounts of cash. So she would’ve gone to thrift stores to find clothes to wear.
Edited to add:
@k-pepp came through! This is the original awesome post from @deconstructthesoup ! Go read!




Too Many Sketches Not Enough Time
Why do I always sketch in pink? who knows

i feel like we were robbed of jenny processing that she had double the children in her apartment than expected
The Night Nurse deserves a boyfriend (Kashi) and a Girlfriend (Jenny)
oh no, i just happened to stumble upon Netflix's address, and accidentally posted it everywhere so it's super easy to find! i sure hope people don't write letters about Dead Boy Detectives and make their mailbox explode from overcapacity! that would be so unfortunate 😱
Netflix, Inc. 121 Albright Way Los Gatos, CA 95032, USA










you will be missed, queen
I miss dead boy detectives
small thought shortly after S1, Crystal asked Niko's mother if she and friends could have some of Niko's belongings. She agreed, so gang started considering what to have. Edwin reasonably picked out her books, not Manga, but those books turned out just another explicit BL novel. Jenny was most helpless one, everything was so colorful.
I'm back on my shit again lmao. Dead boy detectives vine comp part 4... I think could be 5