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they make me violently ill /pos /neg
If only i knew what my heart was telling me
I could find the way to who im meant to be
Got a Butters video. Have a good day.
Kenny and Cartman are both genderfluid and in love
Here you go!!!! :
Mysterion? I wonder who it is…
kenny: i fucking hate that fatass holy shit we aren’t friends he’s a loser
also kenny:
kenman slays so hard with their building the narrative/trapped in the narrative realising absurdity of the world and rolling with it breaking the forth wall shit
i hate the discourse and I love learning about other ships and people’s reasoning and evidence behind them. Style’s cool, K2 is cool, Kenman is cool, and I just happen to be a Kyman shipper. Can’t we all get along?
So
I forgot to continue reading and updating on Kyle in chains bc the plot was kinda getting bad. I got distracted with Kyman discourse and had to look up what "Mountain" and "Pine" Kyman meant. Now I'm following an episode guide on Kyman to better understand why people ship it and I ended up crying at "You're getting old".
How did I get here???
Just to clarify I am not a Kyman shipper nor a Kyman hater. I am just a very curious person who likes to investigate certain parts of fandoms. Atm it's unfortunately Kyman.
The only time I could say that it's a "ship moment" is probably in "You're getting old" bc I haven't seen them fight or hate on each other. Like Cartman didn't insult Kyle for being jewish at all in this episode. But the previous episode are kinda in between "Aww look at them, they're so cute" and "Cartman is being a shithead and only doing this for his own benefit". Aaaaaaaaand most of them are like one minute scenes. Like in "Lil' Crime Stoppers" Cartman defends Kyle for one second calling him a good cop, and that's it.
I can see why people may ship and why they hate it.
tbh I just find all of the fighting funny.
I honestly hope this gets confirmed at some point in the show because not only is it really touching, but it's a perfect way to give Cartman some more redeeming qualities since Trey and Matt have toned him down a bit in recent years.
This may be one of my favourite headcanons tbh 🩷🩷
Headcanon: Cartman pays for Kenny's funerals.
So, you know how sometimes Kenny's dead moments are shown in the show by holding a funeral for him or putting him in a coffin, right?
Well, since Kenny's parents obviously know abt his immortality and are poor as fuck, how the hell do they pay for this shit??
I can't imagine how much money they would have to pay just to make ceremonies over and over again. Then, I remembered the bike parade episode and the scene where Eric was biking with Kenny's coffin kinda gave me the impression that he bought the coffin for his best friend and wheeled it in his memory (which is so damn sweet ❤️). And with that, if you believe on the theory that Cartman knows abt Kenny's immortality too, well it just could be possible that he pays for his funeral service knowing that the McCormicks couldn't. Do the McCormicks know? I kinda headcanon that they don't and just think that someone anonymous donated to them every single time.
My other evidence for this is a reach but remember the episode where all Eric's plushies got brutally killed, the funeral for Cylde frog? This kid def knows how to do a proper funeral.
Though I think he only does it when he can or when he wants to, he obviously couldn't do it during the season where he lived at a hotdog house cuz his family was broke (that's also I think the reason why Kenny hasn't died much in recent seasons, tho I'm just reaching here actually lol I know cuz it'll get stale too quickly n they can't keep coming up with interesting ways to kill him)
Anyways, that's all for my tedtalk this time lol. I'll be sure to come up with more random early morning 3 AM headcannons soon.
Короче мне купили новый скетчбук и ипздец на планшет неудобно фоткать. Короче настроение на зэ майнд электрик