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You think your life is hard?
yeah it probably is. wanna hug and talk about it?
Pink McCree
This started off meaning to be more but I couldn't get Hanzo's pose right so now it's just the McCree show. Sorry Hanzo, you'll get ur turn later.
I let the inspiration be from ludwigplayingthetrombone's amazing mchanzo stuff, totally not cuz I've been reading through the old comics for the past few hours or anything.
just screwed on my new license plates in the parking lot of my workplace envionrment with my car keys. im so productive :3
[OP's ID: Text, dark blue on white. "Personality quiz. Which of my personality traits are u. Quiz introduction. This quiz is super nonsubjective and not at all tailored to me and me only. Enter your name." End ID]
[ID: Text, white on black. "u think trans people are who they say they are and u want everyone to have healthcare. black lives matter isnt just a hashtag for u u live by it as u should. u want everyone to have basic human rights bc thats just how it should be look at u go king stay educated babe." End ID.]
Ok but why is it right.
U should take this quiz I made,,, rb with ur results I’m curious to see what y’all will get
Shitty website: How to make your cruch fall in love with you.
Me, who's in love with a fictional character: Interesting!
Me, sending Rock Lee a picture of a heart shaped rock: It's you
Rock Lee: Hey love what the heck does that mean?
My grandma used to tell me that "there are starving children in Africa" everytime I wouldn't finish my plate because she was forcing me to eat the Bad Texture™. That somehow never worked on me. I mean how is me finnishing my plate supposed to fix the problem? Irrelevant! If you wanna fix that then maybe start giving to fucking charity or something!
Anyway, no one knew I was neurodivergent for some reason.
Downloading fricking Rock Lee screenshots like my whole phone isn't already 99% Rock Lee: I think I already have that one..
My brain:
[ID: Picture of the Game grumps dude saying "download it again". End ID]
Having to drown out your parents yelling at each other with music <<<<<<<<<
Introducing one of my favorite emoji combos:
😀🔪🔪☺️
It means: “if you keep doing that I will stab you ☺️☺️☺️”
Only to be used with close friends and bullies <3
I NEED NAGISAxKARMA TO BE CANNON 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽
I want fangs so bad!! I feel like having sharp fangs would solve most of my life problems. Having fangs would be so amazing oml
Just doing my reading homework and oh! Suddenly my hands are paws! Looks like I can’t continue my homework hehe 😁
Adults who bully minors are honestly so pathetic 💀💀💀
Like wdym you’re so emotionally fragile that your only source of serotonin is cyber bullying a literal 11 year old 💀💀💀 (that’s not my age btw, just an example)
“Fuck you my child is fine!”
Your child’s favorite trope is found family and hurt/comfort.
The urge to call ppl love/babe/honey/etc. platonically is STRONG
Like I’m not gonna do it bc I don’t want to be mistaken for having a crush on that person but…..
I want to so bad 😭😭😭
“I just downed a drink” but in the sense that it was a juice box from McDonalds [tm]
*bigots*: the trans agenda 🤓🤓☝️☝️☝️☝️
Ah yes! My agenda of feeling dysphoric, hugging my stuffed shark, fighting gender roles, and being depressed 😀