Did I Leave The Back Patio Door Open? Chris Thought He Felt A Breeze From The Air Conditioning. Hmmmm...

Did I leave the back patio door open? Chris thought he felt a breeze from the air conditioning. Hmmmm... maybe not.

Well, this was no fun. Where was Brad with that unicorn?!? Chris needed inflatables and sun oil. He was still pissed Brad accidentally used the spendy lube again. Chris did too, but someone had to take the heat so they drew straws. On the bright side, they got a pretty good bangin session out of it. Luke’s suggestion to participate certainly reduced the waste factor.

Chris stopped himself there. It was still just him and the dental floss from the morning now between his other cheeks. Was it teal or aqua? Chris needed a color wheel. He’d text Brad and ask him to stop by either Michael’s or Homo Depot to pick one up.

Brad had it. The new model intern, Jose was officially not fine and couldn’t see by any light at any time of day. Something needed to be done.

Chris suggested Jose.

Chris was digging the up and down horizontal stripe trend. It just made sense.

Via @speedoguyz

Brad felt slighted by Chis’s proclamation for up and down fashion. Maybe it was the only thread of shade on an otherwise perfectly sunny beach throwing him off.

Maybe.

Either way, Brad preferred classic vertical lines that laid themselves out on top of one another sideways like the black and white ones on his swimmers… Brad paused there. For whatever reason Brad wanted to screw Chris in the elevator of the beach parking garage. What floor were they on? Five? Six? It didn’t matter. There was always the emergency brake.

Brad then asked Chris to remind him what the hell they were talking about. He wanted to say blinds but knew that was off. “Was someone playing Aerosmith earlier?”

Oh goodness. Brad didn’t know. Wasn’t stripping year round? Brad and Chris didn’t install the pole w/shower outside because SoCal had a winter. Now that Brad thought about it, climate change somehow managed to moderate the perfect weather in LA even more. It read nearly creepy. Maybe Earth was more sick than they thought.

Finding himself suddenly flustered, Brad threw the thought away in an underhand pitch. Immediately, he regretted the move as the sewers in their neighborhood drained directly to the ocean.

Brad still didn't see the bathroom. Where was he supposed to pee? Climate change didn't move that quickly did it? Chris JUST pointed this way.