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Hazbin Hotel Characters that I think would be really mad about Pluto's planet status being removed in no specific order with no context
Charlie
Lucifer
Lilith
Alastor
Velvette
Adam
Emily
Hazbin Hotel characters I think would agree that Pluto isn't a planet in no specific order with no context
Sir Pentious
Vox
Lute
Hazbin Hotel characters that literally do not care but would start discourse for fun in no specific order with no context
Angel
Cherri
Niffty
Valentino
Hazbin Hotel characters that have no opinion on the subject and are just SO tired of this discussion in no specific order with no context
Vaggie
Husk
Sera
A continuation of my sketchbook art post! Again these are kinda old. Right around the time the Hazbin finale came out. Anyway, enjoy!
Furiosa spoilers below cut
HEAR ME OUT
fuck I might have to draw this...
Guys hear me out
”Maybe we’ll see each other in another life.”
”Icarus flew too close to the sun, his wings of wax melted and he fell.”
Same Adam, same.
What are you like?
(I’m Valentino, Lute, Husker and Alastor)
Niffty: Fight me!
Lute: Ha! Look at your size! What are you gonna do, kick my ankle?
*Later*
Vaggie: Why is Lute crying?
Angle Dust: Niffty kicked them really hard in the ankle.
Heyyyyy, guess what my new obsession is!!!
It's Emilute!
They arey new obsession and I'm gonna make it everyone's problem!
Some Emilute headcanons cause I'm obsessed
Lute - she/they (mean) lesbian
Emily - they/she/neos pansexual
Lute is VERY protective, if you even look at Emily the wrong way, you have a spear inches from your throat a second later
I hc that Emily is autistic, so Lute always carries noise cancelling headphones in her back (Emily often forgets them)
Lute loves listening to Emily infodumping about their current interests
Whenever Emily sees a homeless animal in the streets she takes it home. Lute thought it was adorable, until it got to the point when: "No, Em. We already have 5 dogs, 4 cats, 2 snakes, 3 turtles and a chicken, we can't adopt this lizard."
They ended up having a little animal shelter
Emily cried every time they had to give out a pet, but was also happy it found a new home
Lute listens to stuff like Metallica, Nirvana, AC/DC etc. and Emily listens to Melanie Martinez and musicals. They both love Queen
They watch anime (why? Because I said so)
Lute gets a lot of bruises and injuries during training and stuff, and Emily always insists to take care of them
This one is kinda dumb, but I hc that when angels blush their face goes yellow (cause they have yellow blood, yk) and Lute blushes A LOT around Emily (especially when they started dating) and Adam gave her a nickname "banana" cause of it and every time he caught them simping he'd be like: "You're staring, banana" (idk, I made it today at 5 am, okay?!)
Emily loves making bracelets and giving them to people (Lute especially). It got to the point when Lute almost had her circulation stop, cause she insisted on wearing them all the time
Lute is more scared of Sera after her and Emily got together, cause Sera is kinda like Emily's parent/big sister so Lute wants her to like her
Sera picked up on it and is very cold and serious around Lute, to not show that she actually likes her
Lute has anxiety/panic disorder and sometimes gets bad panic attacks from all the pressure and Emily always succeeds to calm them down
Also Lute has some major anger issues and is often like "I'm gonna murder the next person I fucking see, I swear..." And then she sees Emily and IMMEDIATELY turns calm and nice. Adam makes fun of her for it
They paint their nails together. Lute always gets black and Emily never can decide what to pick (xe ends up with multicolour nails)
Sometimes when they're talking/flirting and Adam is in the background he would do some stupid shit to ruin the moment, like:
Emily: You look nice today... Pretty much like every day
Lute: *blushes* You think?
Adam: *Fake sexual/puking noises in the background*
They often go on dates on Earth (they love cinema, concerts and Disneyland)
Sometimes on Earth people would give them dirty looks or throw slurs at cause they're gay and Lute would be like cracking her knuckles and getting angry, and Emily has to hold her, so she wouldn't murder someone
Emily pretty much NEVER swears and Lute swears a lot. Lute loves that about Emily, so she makes sure to never swear in their presence:
Lute: Oh you little *realises that Emily is next to her* you little... stupid person?
Emily: *laughs, cause she knows what Lute really wants to say and finds the whole thing adorable*
Adam would CONSTANTLY make fun of Lute for simping
Sera would definitely give Lute 'the talk'
Emily tends to dismiss ze's own emotions and overworked themselves to make everyone happy. Lute sometimes ends up forcibly putting them to bed so she'd get some rest.
Emily loves sweets and Lute loves salty food
Emily drinks tea and Lute drinks coffee
Emily likes knitting, especially in winter, so Lute has a closet full of sweaters, scarves, hats etc. She'd never wear them if they weren't from Emily
Lute likes sketching (mostly their girlfriend)
Hufflepuff x Slitherin
Emily loves hairstyling, so ze insists on styling lutes hair
St. Peter and Emily are friends and Lute absolutely fucking hates this guy
Because of their height difference Emily has to stand on her tiptoes when they kiss
Lute takes advantage of the difference and gives Emily a lot of forehead kisses
Lute often gives Emily piggy back rides (or flies)
Lute always insists on doing 'gentlemen' stuff, like they ALWAYS carry Emily's bag and open the door for her
When they move in together Adam often just comes in uninvited and crashes on the couch like he actually lives there. Lute is kinda annoyed with it, but Emily mostly doesn't mind
Lute plays bass
When they sleep Lute always has her spear next to the bed, just in case
When Emily has a shutdown Lute either speaks for them or makes sure to get her out of there. If anyone is trying to keep Emily in the room and is being kinda pushy and obnoxious, Lute gets all protective and is like: Don't you see we're busy? With a spear targeted at them
When Emily gets overstimulated xe tends to pick up on their skin. Lute noticed that and always has some fidget toys on them, to offer
Emily collects plushies and squishmallows and when ze sees one in a store, it goes like this:
Emily: Look! It's so cute! Can we buy it?
Lute: Babe, we already have like... 20 squishmallows in our room.
Emily: But it's an elephant... *Sad face*
Lute: Oh, fine. But it's the last one. *It's never the last one*
Adam is sceptical about their relationship at first, but grows fond of Emily pretty quickly and sees them as his little sister
They cuddle using their wings as blankets
Okay, I guess that's it for now, but I will probably update. As u can probably tell I'm a little, tini-tiny bit obsessed with them atm
Emilute comic related to one of my headcanons (previous post)
The whole drawing
Lute: listen to nusic
Adam: Lute! Lute! Cmon, I know you can hear me!
Lute: *Takes off her headphones* Yes, sir?
Adam: Whatcha listening to?
Lute: N-nothing, sir...
Adam: mhm *grabs her phone, sees 'lover' by Taylor swift* TAYLOR SWIFT?!
Lute: Looks away
Adam: The fuck happened? Last time I checked you were listening to Metallica and Nirvana and that kinda stuff.
Lute: I'm... Exploring my music taste.
Adam: Okayyyy....? *Thinks for a second* Are you also exploring something else... Or someone else, perhaps?
Lute: *blushes heavily* N-no!
Adams: *goes through messenger* NO FUCKING WAY! Miss seraph,sunshine, puppy eyes, smiley face?!
Lute: Maybe... And she has a name!
Adam: Shit Lute. Didn't know that was your type.
Lute: Okay, maybe it is. And so what?
Adam: Nothing, geez! Don't gotta get so defensive!
Adam: Sooo.... You into chicks?
Lute, who has a lot of internalised homophobia: *Looks down nervously* Yeah... I-i-i... I'm... Gay.
Adam: Cool. Why so nervous? Did you think I'd shout slurs at ya or somethin'?
Lute: *surprised* Umm... Kinda, yeah.
Adam:*softens* Don't worry. I don't really give a shit.
Adam: I have a que-
Lute: *interrupts* Nothing about our bedroom life.
Adam: Oh, C'MON!!!
eeerm why is there a guitar and a spear on my doorstep
Them.
Yeah he's full of sh!t and she's a b!tch but I love them okay🫣
eeerm why is there a guitar and a spear on my doorstep
Soooo, the best girls of heaven?
