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DILF SKK IM SORRY

Also headcanons bc I'm so normal about them

Dazai

Janky old broke hobo spiderman energy

When I say broke I mean BROKE

Will swindle his way into getting money

Absolute SLUT will sleep with someone just to have a place to stay the night

Not exactly homeless, he's more like a roach. Just kinda scatters anywhere and stays somewhere he finds comfortable even if he's not welcome (cough cough chuuyas apartment)

Giving frank Gallagher energy but if he actually tried to be a good dad (source: shameless)

Oh did I mention he's a dad

YESSSIRR HES GOT A DAUGHTER BC GIRL DAD DAZAI CANON

His daughter is actually kinda embarrassed of him

She's def the one who worries about him the most

Lives with her mom, who is one of dazais old one night stands (IT SHOULDVE BEEN ME FR)

Her mom couldn't give two shits about this man even if she tried

His daughter doesn't want to be anything like him

She inherited his intelligence tho, just not his irresponsibility

Dazai doesn't live with them, he and the mother aren't dating but they're not friends either, she just kinda accepted that he's this cockroach in her life and her daughter is a nice piece of leftover trash he can't get enough of

Don't get me wrong, dazai LOVES his little girl

Absolutely adores her

She's usually just annoyed by him

He finds it cute when she yells at him cause it reminds him of when she would throw tantrums as a toddler

But she does genuinely love her dad more than anything

It's just hard for her to show it

She's not particularly close with her mom either since she's kind of a cruel and bitter woman

Still not over how dazai treated her

He's not perfect, but he tries

Chuuya

This man is like the complete opposite of dazai

He's a single father who wouldn't leave his daughter alone for a second

Unlike dazai chuuya fell genuinely in love with a woman but she died during childbirth

At first he was angry that his wife was taken away but one look at this little girl in his arms and all the pain and anger washed away

He promised her he would give her the world no matter what

He's absolutely the best father you could ever ask for

His daughters spoiled spoiled SPOILED

Nothing but the best for his little girl🥺

And unlike dazai bro is LOADED so yeah she pretty much gets anything she wants with a snap of her fingers

But she's not a brat tho (at least, not when she's older)

She takes after chuuya in her need to be useful and independent

She's actually way more calm than he is, but she does have a little of his demeanor

Anyway enough abt her since I'm very early into the development of this au and Idk much about how I want the kids to be yet

Chuuya does bulk up as years go by cause ain't no way this child having a TWINK for a father🙄

He does also get a teensy bit taller bc I wanna throw this dog a bone, man

"I'm still growing" You know what?? Yeah you are buddy keep believing in urself😊

Still in the mafia, but since having a kid he's withdrawn a lot more from this life

He's not the type to try to get a higher position for his kid since he knows that the more involved he is with the Port Mafia, the more danger he and his family is in

Only a few in the Port Mafia actually know he's got a kid

For a while they tried to keep it a secret from mori not knowing what he'd do

Also do not leave his young daughter alone with this man

WEVE SEEN YOSANOS BACKSTORY GOODBYE

Chuuya is a lot less violent than he was in his 20s

Having a kid really softened him up

Now when he's on a mission, he doesn't kill anyone unless he was ordered to

He can see the fear in his enemy's eyes and all he can think of are their kids and what would happen to them

So unless he absolutely has to, he won't kill anyone

His job is also a secret from his daughter

He doesn't want her involved in any way whatsoever

He wants her to find her own path, to be her own person, and most of all, to be safe and happy

Wasn't gonna do this part but

SOUKOKU

Dazai and chuuya do get back together in this au

After the unofficial breakup they did have a couple nights together but after a while they drifted apart, chuuya finding a wife and family, and dazai slowly spiraling deeper and deeper into his own mess

Their lives are intertwined again upon an incident where their kids are in danger

That's when they pull a spy x family and secretly defeat the enemy without their daughters knowing about it

It was supposed to be a one time thing, after this they're back to their normal lives

But unfortunately their girls became quite good friends, so they had to keep seeing each other

They went from hanging out with their kids in a daddy-daughter tea party to absolutely destroying each other in the bedroom

Ok that's all I genuinely wanna develop this au so ask me anything! I'd love to answer ur questions!!!

Purpose! AU

Tags: major character death, depressed chuuya, hints of soukoku, hinted dissociative amnesia, decay of angels chuuya, fyodor pretty much wants chuuya to join him lol he's so whipped

I'm planning on drawing for this au too, but the quality of the pictures will be bad if I post them thru my phone. So here's my art account, posted straight from my drawing tablet, it's mostly mha art so far but I'm going to add hints of bsd in there too.

Art acc: @god-shit-girl-art

"Everything you have, and everything you've lost, I'll give it a purpose. Your past, your present, and your future, give it to me. And I will give you purpose."

Chuuya laid achingly amidst the softness around him. Linen sheets and silk pillowcases danced around him on his bed, and yet, he paid them no mind.

A heart can only take so much. But in his case, it seemed as if it had nothing left, nothing to give, nothing to own, nothing to fight for.

It had been 2 months since Dazai mysteriously died. He feels guilty for the fact that he cannot even remember how it happened. The death of his....someone....and his mind couldn't even grant him the decency to remember.

It was like that in cases of trauma. Just like the heart, the mind can only take so much before it breaks. Shattering like a mirror, some pieces will inevitably break apart, never to be seen again.

All he knows is that before he died, however he died, Dazai had used his Ability on Chuuya. And now that he was gone, so was his Ability. Chuuya no longer has the power of gravity manipulation, but for some odd reason, he wasn't mourning over it.

Whether Dazai had left him a note, a phrase, a word, or anything at all, he didn't know. It was all a part of the shattered mirror that was his mind. He couldn't even remember how he died, or if he even left him anything. Part of him wished, prayed, begged for this to all be some sort of scheme, one of Dazai's old tricks. He wasn't dead, no, this is just part of his plan. Somehow, some way he and the ADA will fix this mess, and they'll be together again. Someday, any day now.

....right?

The creak of a large wooden door could be heard from across the room, reminding Chuuya of where he was. He didn't bother getting up, or even looking in its direction. He laid there like a lifeless dog, after losing its owner.

"Nakahara Chuuya," came a voice. Deep and laced with an accent. Chuuya knew who it was, and was half-hoping to hear the sound of an ADA member, telling him to get up and that Dazai needed him for the next phase of his plan.

When Chuuya didn't reply, footsteps answered instead. The sound of hard leather soles against the expensive polished wood, it rang in his ears. He never bothered to really listen to them before.

"I have to admit, it was hard to find you," said the man, tall and slender, his shadow doing justice to his sleek and mysterious nature.

"This penthouse of yours, seems far too big for just one person. However I do believe you'd been visited many a night, correct?"

Asshole.

Did he just call Chuuya a whore?

Perhaps it was the thinly veiled insult, or how Chuuya just realized that a powerful enemy whose strength outweighed his own was now in his bedroom, but the ginger found the strength to sit back up. However slowly and groggily, with his hair a red-orange mess that framed his face and a dress shirt unbuttoned across his chest. His blue eyes seemed more grey, now that Fyodor looks at it. Were they always this dull?

"What do you want you anemic son of a bitch," Chuuya said, it wasn't a question.

Fyodor didn't answer. Instead the two stared at each other, one with eyes posing no threat and one with eyes that couldn't pose any even if it wanted to. In his mind, the Russian compared the man's blue-grey eyes to that of an empty glass. Nothing to give, nothing but potential.

"Dazai's dead." Chuuya said finally. His voice was hoarse and he could taste his thick saliva. How long had it been since he brushed his teeth or combed his hair? Was he wearing the same clothes he did that day 2 months ago? Or was it that night?

"I am aware, yes." Fyodor said, his voice and demeanor unwavering. What did this asshole want?

Chuuya looked down, facing his hands that laid aimlessly on his knees, legs folded, blankets ruffled and forgotten. There were wounds on them. Why were there wounds on them?

"However, I am not here for him."

Chuuya looked back at the dark-haired man, noticing a change in his attire. His coat that had once terrorized countless innocents in its dark tone was now white, with dark feathers around the collar. He could barely see what was inside, though.

"You look unwell." He said.

"Yeah? Great, thanks." Chuuya retorted sarcastically. "That's what I was goin' for, actually."

Fyodor chuckled at his comment, voice deep and alluring.

"You know, Chuuya, a man is only as great as his biggest weakness."

"Fuck is that supposed to mean?"

Fyodor maintained his smile, and began walking to the side of the room slowly, leather shoes rhythmically playing the wooden floor like a piano. Slow and steady, each note just like the last. Like it was leading up to something.

"It's a story of power. Lose and obtain. Give and take. Something must be lost in order for another to be found."

Fyodor took one of the floor-length curtains in one of his pale, slender hands. His illuminating lilac eyes remained focused on the redhead.

"You lost one of your biggest crutches," He said. "And in turn, one of your biggest weaknesses. Ride a bicycle with training wheels, and you'll never truly learn to ride without them."

"Wait a second," Chuuya finally gained the strength to speak again. "Are you talking about Dazai?"

Fyodor nodded, as if he was happy to hear Chuuya was on the right track.

"The man was a necessary loss. The final stepping stone to your metamorphosis. Because of him, and everyone who you've lost before, you now have the choice to become something greater."

"And what's that?" Chuuya scowled. "Another one of your chess pieces? Another pawn to your sick little game? Dazai is dead, you've won. What more could you possibly want from me?"

"Ah, you take the king away," Fyodor said, "but the queen still has all the power."

With that, his hand flew to the side, opening the curtains wide enough to see the world below it, the world outside. Cars and streetlights, people out on the town, the moon shining just as bright as before, as if nothing had changed.

"Even without your Ability, I believe you still have the potential to create more," He said, staring up into the stars.

Chuuya emerged from the darkness of his canopy bed, the first time he stood on his own two feet in ages. He walked to Fyodor's side, entranced by the light of the moon.

"Ah, how fitting for it to be a third quarter tonight." Fyodor said.

"A what?"

"A third quarter. Only half the moon is visible tonight, the other is shadowed in the dark. And yet, it's still just as beautiful, no?"

Fyodor faced Chuuya, albeit having to look down a little bit to look him in the eye.

"Everything you have, and everything you've lost, I'll give it a purpose. Join me, give me your past, your present and your future, trust it with me and I will give you a new purpose."

Fyodor stretched his hand out to Chuuya.

"Together, the moon will shine even brighter than before."

"What do you say, Chuuya Nakahara?"

Some added changes to my Purpose! AU which featured brief DOA! Chuuya then moves on to ADA! Chuuya (bro is moving around organizations like PARKOUR!!)

So how Chuuya gets affiliated with the DOA-

I don't have all the details yet and I prefer to keep them more vague in the au since I genuinely have no idea which direction this story will go and I'd like to keep my options open-

But in some way either:

Fyodor kills Dazai

OR

the Port Mafia has some part in dazai's death (chuuya is not involved) like they refuse to aid the ada or just outright have the chance to save him but don't

(Likely due to something said in the earlier seasons where mori was scared dazai would kill him to assume his position as Port mafia boss)

If fyodor were to kill Dazai, it would take place a little after he takes over Bram's body, and to keep it EXTRA juicy Dazai is killed by falling off a roof, and somehow Chuuya isn't able to use his ability to save him. The one time this godforsaken ability would have helped him, it only aided in the loss of someone important yet again.

Fyodor gets Chuuya to join by saying that a world without his ability would free him from the burden of it, as well as proving that he and arahabaki are separate entities, meaning he is in fact human.

He also ties in how having this ability only brought him to the loss of all the important people in his life, and the loss of Dazai is kind of like the last straw

If the Port Mafia were to have a part in Dazai's death, chuuya would realize that his loyalty to Dazai is greater than his loyalty to the Port Mafia and leave of his own volition, no emotional Manipulation necessary. Joining the Decay of Angels would mean that his ability, as well as the abilities that in his eyes only bring more problems into this world, will one day disappear, and maybe he can finally live the normal, human life he earned.

Either way, it ends with a not-fully-healed-but-on-his-way-there chuuya joining the ADA in Dazai's place. He starts to resemble Dazai more, like with a slightly calmer, looser, free-er demeanor and even donning his tan trench coat. In this au, dazai and the others chuuya lost are to chuuya the way odasaku and ango are to canon dazai--they are the stepping stones that lead him to the light, the reason he joins the side that saves people.

I'm planning on drawing some of this au but on my art account, @god-shit-girl-art , so if you wanna see these ideas in picture form, you can follow me there!! I also wanna get some feedback on this au especially how you guys would prefer the way dazai dies, either by fyodor or by the PM. I haven't really decided yet and I'm not exactly sure what would be more in character for chuuya's writing. I may start a poll too

so. I'm writing a fanfic. (series actually) the first chapter isn't out yet. It's a Kouyou-centric canon divergence au

have some songs that fit the major characters of the series.

keep in mind it's an au, so the songs might not fit the characters in canon.

The songs are selected based off vibes, themes and lyrics.

Ozaki Kouyou

King by Florence + The Machine

LABOUR-the cacophony by Paris Paloma

Oh No! by MARINA

Are You Satisfied? by MARINA

Eleanor Rigby by Cody Fry

Numb Little Bug by Em Beihold

Wait for It by Leslie Odom Jr. and the Original Broadway Cast of Hamilton

Everybody Wants To Rule The World by Lorde

Joke's On You by Charlotte Lawrence

Producer Man by Lyn Lapid

Brutus by The Buttress

Girl With One Eye by Florence + The Machine

Shake It Out by Florence + The Machine

Elise

Teacher's Pet by Melanie Martinez

Show & Tell by Melanie Martinez

Control by Halsey

Pure As A Lamb by Baby Bugs

Brave as a Noun by AJJ

idontwannabeyouanymore by Billie Eilish

HUMANS by GEN.KLOUD

Pumped Up Kicks by Foster The People

Just A Girl by No Doubt

Dance To Forget by Tryhardninja and Nina Zeitlin

Losing My Mind by Mystery Skulls

Dollhouse by Melanie Martinez

Yosano Akiko

NYMPHOLOGY by Melanie Martinez

Man's World by MARINA

Show Your Fangs by The Crane Wives

Would've, Could've, Should've by Taylor Swift

All The Things She Said by t.A.T.u.

Dream Girl Evil by Florence + The Machine

Army Dreamers-2018 Remaster by Kate Bush

Eat Your Young by Hozier

I Disagree by Poppy

DEATH OF A PREDATOR by Banshee

the AUDACITY by emlyn

the fruits by Paris Paloma

Yumeno Kyuusaku | Q

Body by Mother Mother

Play Destroy by Poppy and Grimes

Disobedient by Steven Universe and Kate Micucci and Michaela Dietz

Lights Out by Mindless Self Indulgence

Problems by Mother Mother

parents by YUNGBLUD

TRRST by IC3PEAK and ZillaKami

Body Terror Song by AJJ

Exorcism by Creep-P

BLAME IT ON THE KIDS by AViVA

Izumi Kyouka

Free by Mother Mother

I Am Not A Robot by MARINA

Hayloft II by Mother Mother

brutal by Olivia Rodrigo

as good a reason by Paris Paloma

The President Has A Sex Tape by K. Flay

Baby Hotline by Jack Stauber's Micropop

Cool Kids by Echosmith

Nakahara Chuuya

Family Line by Conan Gray

Wrecking Ball by Mother Mother

Brand New City by Mitski

Gasoline by Halsey

Bad At Love by Halsey

To Be Human by MARINA

Cigarette Ahegao by Penelope Scott

Lucy Maud Montgomery

Mad Hatter by Melanie Martinez

all-american bitch by Olivia Rodrigo

Entropy by Awkward Marina

Discord by The Living Tombstone and Eurobeat Bron

pretty little psycho - by Nightcore (the OG Version)

dumb dumb by mazie

all the good girls go to hell by Billie Eilish

Pantsuit Sasquatch by Mollylele

Wonderland by Caravan Palac

Animal by Sir Chloe

Hello Kitty by Jazmin Bean

Edgar Allan Poe

An Unhealthy Obsession by The Blake Robinson Synthetic Orchestra

Rule #21-Momento Mori by Fish in a Birdcage

Soulless Creatures by AURORA

Charlie's Inferno by That Handsome Devil

overwhelmed by Royal & The Serpent

The Consequence Of Imagination Is Fear by Junie & TheHutFriends

Songs for Everyone

The Fine Print by The Stupendium

Rät by Penelope Scott

Ancient Dreams in a Modern Land by MARINA

Bang Bang Bang Bang by Sohodolls

forgot to post this but here’s me and my friends talking abt a bsd x twd au ^_^ and Donald trump is what we call f Scott Fitzgerald btw💀 I wanna make concept art for this so bad RAHHHH

been working on my bsd apocalypse au a bit, here’s what I have of the storyline (i thought of this in the shower and this is the first time im writing this down💀)

ok ok so Dazai and chuuya r married (i love the husbands guys) the ada and pm r in the middle of a huge meeting, everyone is there, when the screen they use to project plans on goes to an emergency broadcast of the news “hello citizens of Yokohama, we have seen reports of nightmare-ish creatures from the dead, roaming the streets, we are currently working to figure this out, please stay in doors, they aren’t fast, but we don’t quite know what will happen if they bite you.” broadcast ends bla bla they think it’s all some joke but when chuuya goes to open the door but zombie’s push through, he freaks out and everyone starts running upstairs, trying to get to the heli pad on the top floor, luckily no one dies, but the agency is swarming, they get to the pm building, which is fine for now, they’re all panicking but trying to stay calm, ranpo has a deadpan stare, a stare that says, “we’re fucked.”

ANDD THATS ALL I HAVE, no this isn’t gonna be a fanfic, I don’t wanna do that, but if you’d like too make a fic like this or using this au tell me I’d love to read it!!! I don’t know how I came up with this lmao, this will be getting more updates & art, and I will posting A LOT more abt it hopefully. The pairings I’ll have will be dazai and chuuya, tachihara and junichiro, kouyo and yosano, ranpo and Poe, atsushi and aku, and uhh idk I think that’s it, im sorry for any spelling errors, im so excited abt this as a huge bsd fan and twd fan as well, which this is kinda inspired by!

the Angel of Death. oh and some dazai sketch I drew at dinner cus I had mitski stuck in my head💀 anddd I’ve been working on the bsd apocalypse au and I am making it a fic lol, it won’t be on anything im probably Js gonna upload it here cus it’s in my fucking notes app💀💀

i am unwell about my au

here’s the extent of the designs i have rn for my bsd apocalypse au, im still writing alotttt, js not posting it yet :p i need to work more on it RAHHHH

this song fits rlly well w so many pairings in my apocalypse au>_<

Hold on, I had a change in acc and I have more ideas now that I've watched/read it all so you get me now!

I want so badly for Tachihara to also go to high school so he does

The hunting dogs are the town's health and safety department, tachihara's working for the pm because they suspect the place of breaking so many rules but have no solid proof

No one dies in this au obv so all the hunting dogs deaths are them realizing that it's really ironic and hypocritical for them to be treated like shit when it's their job to prevent that and quitting

Sooooooo tempted to make the decay if angels a 3rd similar business

They’re loosing customers to the Ada business so they start framing them breaking health and safety regulations

Fukuzawa and Fukuchi were childhood friends who made those plans that everyone makes in, like, 3rd grade to open a business together when their adults but fukuzawa opened his own and fukuchi's still pissy about it

Thats why fukuchi helps fyodor in framing the Ada

oh right I forgot about the guild for a minute there

They're rich American tourists who try to start their own little shop and it immediately gets shut down.

Every now and then they try to reopen it and it fails miserably

I could totally au-ify more backstories but it's 2:30 am and I'm tired as shit sooo maybe later

I've been building this little bsd highschool/college au in my head for a while and I really wanna talk about itt

So like, they all just have the same after school job.

Atsushi, the Tanizaki siblings, Kyouka, and Kenji are all in highschool.

the rest of them are in college (other than Fukuzawa ofc).

Atsushi and Kyouka have the same adoptive parents.

The 'Port Mafia' is just a rival business that offers similar services and treats their employees much worse than the Ada.

I wanted to keep some of Atsushi's trauma so instead of the orphanage staff, his adoptive parents abuse him. Kyouka knows about it a little but not much, Atsu always tells her that he's fine and it's not a big deal. She doesn't really believe him, but she can't really do anything about it.

Dazai used to work for the Pm (rival business) but then his best friend Odasaku got fired and moved away and told him to quit and get a job that treats him better.

(I'm only just starting season 3 btw so idrk anyone else's backstory yet, I might update this as I watch more tho!)

Yosano is studying to be a doctor.

Kunikida is studying to be a math teacher, he's a student teacher at the high school everyone attends.

Ranpo is "studying" to be a detective but he's that one kid who figures out all the material the class teaches 5 minutes into the first lesson. Doesn't go to class often but gets straight A's anyway.

Akutagawa goes to highschool bc I say so. so does Higuchi and Gin.

tbh I haven't really thought about the pm much in this so that's all I have for them.

Thats it for now! might add more later!

Please vote @howtoliveasahumanbeing @a-midnight-rabbit @fem-poe @fem-ranpo @ranpos-rival @starlightshadowsworld

Add more if u want

Bungo Stray Dogs x Murder Drones AU sketches because yes

Bonus ones.

GUITARIST CHUUYA!!!!

He’s so pretty I can’t.

Imagine an AU where everyone saw in black & white until they met their soulmate, then they saw colors for the first time.

Cue Dazai being kicked into a wall & upon opening his eyes the first colors he sees are within flaming red hair & piercing bright blue eyes. A green jacket hugging the kids figure as his foot remains planted on Dazai’s chest.

Chuuya sees stark white bandages across one eye and beneath an ill fitting white dress shirt. Dark chocolate colored locks. One honey brown iris with flecks of maroon shining in the sunlight. A black coat lying beneath him.

They both freeze for a moment, staring intently at each other, eyes blowing wide at colors they've never seen before.

Then they make eye contact, holding it for one beat, then two.

Then slowly it dawns on them what this means and, of course, their expressions move from awe to irritation. They bicker immediately, neither of them willing to give into fate.

Chuuya scoffs. "Oh fuck no, no way my *soulmate* is some shitty kid from the fucking mafia."

"How eloquent. As if such a tiny, brutish *slug* could ever be *my* soulmate." Dazai mocks in return.

Bonus points if the colors fade when they’re not together, until they accept they’re soulmates that is.

dear diary how do you prevent your companion from sacrificing themselves for the post apocalyptic world? yours truly—chuuya

[bsd x orv au]

magic and mystery brainrot!!!! 😭😭 ( this story can be found on ao3 by Allegory_for_Hatred)

My friend~ We both know, that if they weren't gay, where would be fun in that?

And I'm still saying that Słowacki should have some flying power or something... that one scene in "Kordian" is giving me flying on some pinkish cloud like in 1st Moomin episode vibes...

BSD BUT IT'S POLISH WRITERS AU REAL???

IMAGINE: There's like Adam Mickiewicz and his ability is like Akutagawa's. His short friend he usually argues with and all is Juliusz Słowacki and guess what... THEY'RE ALL GAY. Actually i have no idea if Słowacki was shorter than his rival/lover but who cares.

Anyways let's go back to Mickiewicz's ability. I'm thinking something like rashomon but the black beats doesn't resemble a dragon, it's a reference to a popular and widely despised by students book of his instead. It's called "Dziady". The ability looks more like multiple souls who stick together to make a bigger and deadlier one. The ability has types-again like rashomon. There are 4 of these.

Dziady: phantom

Dziady: Siege

Dziady: Tenma Tengai (i couldn't let go of the original name istg it's too good)

Dziady: Tenma Agito (same here.)

His rival and lover Juliusz Słowacki can nullify other abilities. It's called Anhelli.

That's all i had to say, now I'm going back to my casket.

bsd modern/uni au where the jail arc is all the meursault girlies going to a jailbreak-themed escape room for Fyodor’s birthday but they’re all drunk asf (except Sigma, who’s the designated driver) and. Dazai gets in and immediately lays down on the ground and accepts death but he’s so bored he starts solving the puzzles from the floor anyway and Nikolai is climbing the walls trying to see if the ceiling panels open and Chuuya is trying to brute-force various doors and safes open and poor Sigma is trying so hard to solve it and get out and Fyodor is waging psychological war with the person watching them over the cameras but he scares them away and starts trying to psychologically fight Dazai instead and at this point the worker assigned to them has just. left so they’re stuck in this room with Chuuya and Sigma’s crumbling sanity for like. three hours. in the end they get out bcuz Dazai solved the code for the door without even doing the rest of the room. anyways just think about it

in the end when Dazai solves the code he doesn’t even get up he just. announces it to the room and Sigma immediately makes a break for it and Chuuya does too but he comes back once he realizes Dazai isn’t moving and he drags him out himself and Fyodor’s just like. oh. it’s over already? and also Nikolai escaped into the air ducts like half an hour ago and Sigma has to go back in to look for him after he remembers that he’s the designated driver and he can’t just. leave them. so in the end they have to call the fire department at like one in the morning to remove this clown from the ceiling vents and. the place has been closed for two hours but the fire department has to call up an extremely disgruntled employee (it’s Ango) to find out what happened and in the end they all get banned for life from the escape room place.

bsd modern/uni au where the jail arc is all the meursault girlies going to a jailbreak-themed escape room for Fyodor’s birthday but they’re all drunk asf (except Sigma, who’s the designated driver) and. Dazai gets in and immediately lays down on the ground and accepts death but he’s so bored he starts solving the puzzles from the floor anyway and Nikolai is climbing the walls trying to see if the ceiling panels open and Chuuya is trying to brute-force various doors and safes open and poor Sigma is trying so hard to solve it and get out and Fyodor is waging psychological war with the person watching them over the cameras but he scares them away and starts trying to psychologically fight Dazai instead and at this point the worker assigned to them has just. left so they’re stuck in this room with Chuuya and Sigma’s crumbling sanity for like. three hours. in the end they get out bcuz Dazai solved the code for the door without even doing the rest of the room. anyways just think about it