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TW: Partial nudity, peach x Human Bowser, infidelity, Voyeurism
<this story is not canon to anything in my other universe.>
“Are you going to hand me my clothes, or are you going to leer from the bushes all night?” Peach asked, the water rippling against her pink skin in the dark.
Bowser froze.
How long had she known he was here? Had she known the whole time? Perhaps his eyes gave him away. Their glow pierced through the thick blanket of the night, intensified by his lust. It seemed the princess had no need to turn around, as she could feel them on her back.
He stepped forward, pushing aside the branches and coming into view.
She didn't run. She continued to move her arms lazily in the river, her back slightly turned towards him. Even the dark of the night relented to her beauty, the soft glow of her skin untouched by the shadows of the trees.
Bowser let out a quiet breath, unaware he had even stopped breathing. No matter how many times he laid eyes on her, it felt like the first time. He could experience the thrill of her beauty a hundred times over and it would always feel like a religious awakening.
In a way, it was. She had the body of a goddess—of the beings he read about in books older than his kingdom.
Slowly, he reached down and picked up the delicate clothes laid out on the rocks. At the edge of the water he knelt, holding the fabric towards her as an offering.
Peach let out a soft laugh, turning towards him.
Bowser's eyes wandered over her every curve without restraint. If he was going to be caught looking, he wanted the memory of her vision to last forever. When she finally started to move through the water, he found the courage to lock eyes with her. Everything was starting to feel more and more like a dream.
Perhaps it was.
Maybe she was drowning him, and this was the last hallucination crossing his consciousness before he would succumb to the death he knew she secretly wished on him.
But the longer he watched her sway toward him, the less like a dream it felt, and more like a game he could not win. Surely the gods would not be so generous as to let him have this. If life had taught him anything, it was that he could never catch that which he desired most.
Peach held her hands out from the waters edge, prompting him to place her clothes in them. He watched as she traced her fingers over the lace of the fabric—a simple act that was very hypnotic. She dressed before him while Bowser held his breath, too afraid to break the moment.
“The crown?” She asked, stepping out from the water and onto the sand, holding the frills of her dress to prevent them from getting wet.
Bowser nodded, picking her crown off of the ground. He stayed kneeling, staring up at her as she looked down on him. Taking it from his palms, Peach placed it atop her head while brushing her bangs away from her eyes.
After a moment, she leaned forward and cradled Bowser's face in her hands, forcing him to look into her blue eyes once more. The water around them couldn't compare to their color, nor could the sky above.
“Do you know how stories like these end on Earth?” Peach asked.
The king’s eyes grew wide, as there was something in her words that felt ominous; yet, he remained hopeful. He knew nothing of Earth or its vast history. “No.” He simply answered, too enthralled by the sweet melody of her voice to say more.
“The dragon does not get the princess.” Peach traced her fingers through his beard. “He is slain by the knight in shining armor,” She added, far too casually for the weight of her words.
“I could be your knight.”
Bowser’s answer, while gentle in its honesty, was also firm. His eyes half lidded, he leaned closer.
“You know who my knight is.” Peach reminded him tenderly. “And the dragon is never the savior of the story.”
She closed the space between them, and before Bowser could hope to respond, her lips found his. They were softer than he had imagined in even a thousand dreams.
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a big thanks to @the-blind-geisha for beta'ing my short story.
my design for bowser in this is slightly different from previous versions. since this Bowser is not canon to my comic, I removed his scars and made a few small design changes. He has no crown as he does not need one to transform in this.
I would have loved to make a comic of this but I just don't have the time, and it would have been a bit too nsfw for tumblr anyway lol.
pov u get caught peepin’ in a hot springs and shikacho escort u out and it’s fuckin’ awesome
Three AM sketches posted at 5am because why not
Also this is part of AU shenanigans
So uh.
Worgen form Anne? I’m not too sure how I feel about the muzzle yet, I want it to be sharper. Also underwear version because that’s the first one I drew.
the most last minute of valentines from your favorite pirate, Captain Fallane
original alt. text btw was this:
the fact that not a single northern highborn or lowborn snitched abt jacegan fucking on every available surface in winterfell or in the godswood & instead gaslit everyone into believing lord stark had a bastard sister as soon as mushroom told it that way, they said we have your back milords!! homophobia isn't touching you ever!!😃👍🏼🫡
I was going through some of my old reading journals on the storygraph, and when I was going through the one I had for the starless sea by erin morgenstern (possibly my favourite novel of all time) I came across this quote i’d written down:
They peel off each other's clothes in layers. He curses at the strange clasps and fasteners on her garments while she laughs at the sheer numbers of buttons on his. […] It is easier to be in love in a room with closed doors. To have the whole world in one room. In one person. The universe condensed and intensified and burning, bright and alive and electric. But doors cannot stay closed forever.
and if I said spencelle…
the thing thats so funny to me about morgan and garcia is that their relationship would be significantly more normal if they fucked. because if they did you could be like “oh okay cool theyre fwb! got it. this is a relationship dynamic i see regularly."
but when theyre flirting incessantly and have petnames they only call eachother and dropping INSANE lines like these and never sleeping together. then you have no choice but to go “okay. wtf is going on here."
yes i know people flirt with their friends. but i feel like there is a line and calling your bestie your “god-given solace” crosses it. (at least in fiction. real-life relationships have too many variables to make statements like that about). especially coming from derek “complicated relationship with god” morgan.
basically. if morgan and garcia slept together it would put their relationship into a category. but because theyre so weird about eachother but never sleep with eachother it puts their relationship into the undefinable category of “idk man theyre morgan and garcia. theyre just like that.
I was going through some of my old reading journals on the storygraph, and when I was going through the one I had for the starless sea by erin morgenstern (possibly my favourite novel of all time) I came across this quote i’d written down:
They peel off each other's clothes in layers. He curses at the strange clasps and fasteners on her garments while she laughs at the sheer numbers of buttons on his. […] It is easier to be in love in a room with closed doors. To have the whole world in one room. In one person. The universe condensed and intensified and burning, bright and alive and electric. But doors cannot stay closed forever.
and if I said spencelle…
AARON HOTCHNER and PENELOPE GARCIA
Criminal Minds | 7x06 - Epilogue
Three AM sketches posted at 5am because why not
Also this is part of AU shenanigans
So uh.
Worgen form Anne? I’m not too sure how I feel about the muzzle yet, I want it to be sharper. Also underwear version because that’s the first one I drew.
the most last minute of valentines from your favorite pirate, Captain Fallane
original alt. text btw was this:
.......Yo ho ho?
Look, Oladis’ preferred method of piracy is Parlay and Smash. Smash with cannon-fire that is.
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A commission for a friend of a certain pair of our characters.
Cropped for reasons.
N A T H A N . . .
Dethklok asked you to be their Valentine, screenshot to see who you got!
"Empress's Pomegranate" (ft.Black Mamba)
So I legit Forgot to post this here- bruh moment.
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